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The original text of Fan Jinzhongju.
Original text:
Fan Jin went to school and returned home, and his mother and wife were both happy. Just as he was cooking the pot, he saw his father-in-law, the butcher Hu, walking in with a pair of large intestines and a bottle of wine in his hand. Fan Jin bowed to him and sat down. Butcher Hu said: "I have been unlucky enough to marry my daughter to you, a real world treasure. Over the years, I don't know how much I have been tired. Now I don't know what kind of virtue I have accumulated, but I have brought you a husband, so I brought you a wine." Come to congratulate you."
Fan Jinwei kept asking Hun's family to cook the intestines, boil the wine, and sit under the thatched hut. The mother and her daughter-in-law were cooking in the kitchen. Butcher Hu ordered his son-in-law again: "Now that you have won the title of husband, you must establish your own identity in everything. For example, in my business, there are all serious and respectable people, and they are your eldest relatives. How dare you do it in front of us?" Are you pretending to be big?
If these farm workers and dung collectors in front of my house are just ordinary people, if you bow to them and treat them as equals, you will break the school rules and even my face will be disgraced. You are a rotten, honest and useless person, so I have to teach you these words to avoid making people laugh." Fan Jin said: "My father-in-law has learned from me."
Butcher Hu said again: "My mother-in-law. It's hard to imagine that the old man only eats side dishes every day. Since I came to your house, I don't know if I have eaten lard two or three times! "After that, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law came and sat down to eat. After eating until the end of the day, Butcher Hu was very drunk. Mother and son here, thank you very much. The butcher put on his clothes and went away.
The next day, Fan Jin Shao was not allowed to pay homage to his neighbors. Wei Haogu made an appointment with a group of friends who were also involved in the crime to interact with each other. Because it was the year of the provincial examination, I held several literary meetings. Unexpectedly, at the end of June, these accomplices asked Fan to go to the provincial examination. Fan Jin went to discuss with his father-in-law because he didn't have money to pay, but Butcher Hu spat in his face.
He cursed and said: "Don't waste your time! You just feel like you've been hit by a husband, just like a toad wants to eat swan meat! I heard people say that it's a hit. When I met you, it wasn't your articles, it was the master who didn't like you and gave up to you. Now I want to win over you! These are the "Wenqu stars" in the sky!
Don’t you see that all the gentlemen in the Zhang Mansion in the city have tons of furniture and big ears? You should just piss yourself and take a picture of yourself! Accept this, and find a place for you in our agency next year. How many taels of silver a year can you support your old lady and your wife?
If you ask me to borrow money, I will give it to you for a day! You can't make any money by killing a pig, so you throw all your money into the water and tell me and my whole family to eat the northwest wind!" Fan Jin couldn't even touch the door after scolding him. After I resigned from my father-in-law and came back, I thought to myself: "The master said that my time has come. Since ancient times, there has never been a candidate outside the court. If I don't go in and give him a test, how can I be willing to accept it?"
Because I discussed with several colleagues , without telling his father-in-law, he went to the city and countryside to take an exam. After leaving the field, even go home. The family has been hungry for two or three days. Butcher Hu found out and scolded him again. On the day when the results were released, there was no rice for breakfast at home. His mother told Fan Jin, "I have a hen that lays eggs. You can quickly sell it and buy a few liters of rice to cook porridge. I am already hungry." I can't even see."
Fan Jin hurriedly hugged the chicken and walked out. I had only been there for less than two hours when I heard the sound of gongs and three horses rushing into the future. The three men got off their horses and tied them to the thatched shed. They all shouted: "Please come out, Mr. Fan! Congratulations on graduating from high school!" The mother didn't know what was going on and was so scared that she hid in the house; when she heard that she was hit, Fang Dare to stick out his head and say: "Everyone, please take a seat, the child has just gone out."
Those reporting people said: "It turns out to be the old lady." Everyone gathered around to ask for money. During the commotion, a few more horses came in. The second and third reports came, and a room full of people was packed into it. The floor of the thatched hut was full. The neighbors came and crowded to watch. The old lady had no choice but to ask a neighbor to find her son.
The neighbor rushed to Jishang, but couldn't find him in the ground. When he went to the east end of Jishang, he saw Fan Jin holding a chicken with a straw mark in his hand, pacing step by step, looking around. Looking for someone to buy there. The neighbor said: "Xiangong Fan, go back quickly! Congratulations on your success, the people who brought the good news are crowded in the room." Fan Jin took it as a coax, pretended not to hear, and walked forward with his head lowered.
When the neighbor saw that he was ignoring him, he came up and tried to take the chicken from his hand. Fan Jin said: "Why are you taking my chicken? You don't want to buy it.
"The neighbor said: "You have won the prize. Tell your family to send the newspaper. Fan Jin said: "My neighbor, you know that I have no rice today and I want to sell this chicken to save my life. Why do you use this to confuse me?" I'm not stubborn like you. Just go back and don't miss me selling my chickens. "
The neighbor saw that he didn't believe him, so he snatched the chicken with his hands, threw it on the ground, and pulled it back. The reporter saw it and said: "Okay, the new rich man is back." " Just as he was about to hug him and talk, Fan Jin walked into the room in a few steps and saw that the poster in the middle had been hung up. It read: "Good news. Mr. Fan Tao of your high school ranked seventh in the Guangdong Provincial Examination. The Beijing News published a series of articles on Huang Jia. "
Fan Jin just didn't read it. He read it once, read it again, clapped his hands together, laughed, and said: "Hey! alright! I hit! "As he spoke, he stumbled back, clenched his teeth, and fell unconscious. The old lady panicked and poured a few mouthfuls of boiling water over her. He got up, clapped his hands again and laughed: "Hey! good! I hit! ”
Smiling, he couldn’t help but run out of the door, startling the reporter and neighbors. Not long after walking out of the door, he kicked him into the pond, and when he struggled to get up, his hair was all wet. He fell to pieces, with yellow mud on his hands and water dripping all over him. They couldn't hold him back, and they all walked up to the market, patting and laughing. They all looked at him and said together: "It turns out that the new nobleman is crazy for joy." . "
The old lady cried: "How could such a miserable thing happen! I got this stupid disease because I won a certain exam! This is crazy, when will it get better? Madam Hu said: "You went out so well in the morning, why did you get such a disease?" But what to do? "The neighbors advised: "Old lady, don't panic. We will now send two people to follow Mr. Fan.
Everyone here will bring some egg wine and rice to their homes, and let’s talk about the dads on the newspaper for a while. "At that moment, some of the neighbors came with eggs, some with white wine, some with buckets of rice on their backs, and some with two chickens. The lady was crying, and she packed them up in the kitchen and put them under the straw shed. The neighbors moved some more. On the table and stool, the reporter was invited to sit and have a drink and discuss what to do if he went crazy.
One of the reporters said: "I have an idea, I don't know if it will work." No? "Everyone asked: "What do you think? The man said: "Does Mr. Fan have the person he is most afraid of on weekdays?" He was so happy that his phlegm came up and became confused. Now all he needs is a slap in the face from the person he's afraid of, saying, "The words in this report are just to deceive you, and you didn't hit him." ’
After being frightened and spitting out the phlegm, he understood. All the neighbors clapped their hands and said, "This is such a good idea, so wonderful!" What Mr. Fan is afraid of is nothing more than Father Hu being involved in the murder case. alright! Come find Father Hu quickly. He thought he didn't know yet that he was selling meat at the market. Another person said: "It's better for him to sell meat at the market. He has been going to Dongtou market to welcome the pigs since Wu Genggu, and he has not come back yet." Hurry up and look for him. "
A man rushed to greet him. Halfway through, he met Hu butcher coming, followed by a soup-making man, carrying seven or eight kilograms of meat and four to five thousand coins, who was coming to congratulate him. When he came in and saw the old lady, she cried and told him something. Butcher Hu was surprised and said, "Isn't this such a blessing? "Everyone outside asked Father Hu to speak. Butcher Hu handed the meat and money to his daughter and walked out.
Everyone discussed with him in this way. Butcher Hu argued: "Although it's me The son-in-law, now a master, is like a star in the sky. The stars in the sky cannot be beaten! I heard the monks say: If you hit the stars in the sky, the King of Hell will use them to hit you with a hundred iron rods, and you will be sent to the eighteenth level of hell, where you will never be able to recover. But I don't dare to do such a thing! "
A bitter neighbor said: "That's it! Dad Hu, you make a living by killing pigs every day. When you go in with a white knife and come out with a red knife, the King of Hell didn't know that he asked the judge to write down thousands of iron rods for you in the book. Even if you add these hundred rods, what does it matter? I'm afraid that even after beating the iron rod, the account won't be counted.
Maybe you cured your son-in-law's illness, and the King of Hell will praise you and lift you up to the seventeenth level from hell. "The reporter said: "Don't just tell jokes. Father Hu, this must be like this, you have nothing to do, just make a contingency. "The butcher was defeated by everyone, so he had to pour two bowls of wine and drink, to regain his courage, and put away his cares.
He took out his usual fierce look and rolled up his greasy clothes. Xiu, go to the market. Five or six neighbors followed. The old lady came out and shouted: "My dear, you can only scare him, but don't hurt him!" The neighbors said: "It's natural, why bother giving orders." "With that said, he kept going.
When I came to the market, I saw Fan Jin standing at the door of a temple. His hair was disheveled, his face was covered with mud, and one of his shoes was missing. He clapped his hands and shouted: " Hit! Hit!" Butcher Hu walked up to him fiercely and said, "Damn beast! What did you hit?" Everyone and the neighbors couldn't help laughing when they saw this.
Unexpectedly, although Butcher Hu had the courage to hit him, he was still afraid. His hands had already started to tremble, and he did not dare to hit him a second time. Fan Jin was knocked unconscious by this mouthful and passed out on the ground. All the neighbors came forward together, wiped his chest, beat his vest, and danced for a long time. He gradually regained his breath, his eyes were bright, and he was no longer crazy.
Everyone helped him up and sat on the bench of a surgeon at the entrance of the temple. Butcher Hu stood aside and felt a faint pain in his hand. When he looked at it, he raised his palm and could no longer bend it. I felt annoyed and said in my heart: "Sure enough, the 'Wenquxing' in the sky cannot be beaten, but now the Bodhisattva is starting to care." After thinking about it, the pain became even worse, so I quickly asked the doctor for a plaster to apply it on.
Fan Jin looked at the crowd and said, "Why am I sitting here?" He then said, "I have been in a daze for the past half day, as if I was in a dream." The neighbors said, "Master, congratulations. I'm in high school. I was so happy that I spit out a few mouthfuls of phlegm. Please go home and send the applicant." Fan Jin said, "I also remember that I was ranked seventh. "
As Fan Jin tied his hair, he asked the doctor to borrow a basin of water to wash his face. A neighbor had already found the shoe and put it on for him. Seeing my father-in-law in front of me, I'm afraid I'm going to scold him again. Butcher Hu stepped forward and said, "My virtuous son-in-law, it wasn't me who dared to be bold just now. It was your old lady's idea. She asked me to persuade you."
A neighbor said: "Father Hu just did this. The slap was so gentle that after a while Master Fan had to wash off half a basin of lard!" Another one said, "Dad, you can't kill pigs with your hands tomorrow." Butcher Hu said, "I'm still killing pigs." ! How can I be afraid that I will not be able to rely on him in the rest of his life?
I often say that my wise son-in-law is very talented and good-looking. None of the gentlemen in the Zhou family have such a decent appearance as my son-in-law. I am sorry to say that my little old man can recognize people with his eyes. I think about my daughter growing up in her thirties at home. Years old.
How many rich people want to marry me. I think my daughter is somewhat lucky. After all, she wants to marry a master. Today is indeed a good day!" After that, she laughed. Everyone laughed. After watching Fan Jin wash his face, the doctor took some tea and went home together. Fan Juren left first, followed by the butcher and his neighbors. The butcher saw that the back of his son-in-law's clothes was wrinkled a lot, so he lowered his head and pulled it for him dozens of times.
When he arrived at the door of his house, the butcher shouted loudly: "The master has returned home!" The old lady came out to welcome him. She was overjoyed to see that her son was not crazy. When everyone asked for the report, the family had already sent them thousands of dollars sent by the butcher. Fan Jin paid homage to his mother and thanked his father-in-law. Butcher Hu worriedly said again and again: "A few dollars are not enough for you to reward me."
Fan Jin thanked his neighbor again. Just as he was about to sit down, he saw a decent butler running in with a big red postcard in his hand: "Master Zhang is here to pay homage to Master Fan of Xinzhong." After saying that, the sedan chair had already arrived at the door. Butcher Hu hurriedly hid in his daughter's room and did not dare to come out. The neighbors dispersed.
Fan Jin went out to welcome him, and saw the country squire getting off the sedan and coming in. He was wearing a gauze hat, a sunflower-colored round collar, a gold belt, and soap boots. He was born in Juren and had served as a county magistrate. He was nicknamed Jingzhai. He came in with Fan Jin. He kowtowed to the main room and sat down separately. Zhang Xiangshen first chatted and said: "Mr. Shi lives in the same hometown, but we have always lost closeness."
Fan Jin said: "I have been looking up to the old man for a long time, but I have no chance and have never visited him." Zhang Xiangshen said: "I just saw the list of titles. Mr. Tang of Gaoyao County, your master, is a disciple of my ancestor. You and I are close brothers. "Fan Jin said: "I am lucky to be born late, but I am lucky to be under the old gentleman's disciples."< /p>
Squire Zhang looked around and said, "Mr. Shi is really poor." The family member who was following him took a letter of silver in his hand and said, "I have no respect for you. I have given you fifty taels of congratulations, but I can't live in this luxurious residence. It will be inconvenient to visit you in the future. My brother has a vacant house on Dongmen Street. It's not spacious and it's clean, so I'll send it to Mr. Shi to live there so that he can ask for advice sooner or later.
Fan Jin refused again and again, and Squire Zhang became anxious and said, "You and I have known each other for a long time, just like flesh and blood. If you do this, you are alienated." "Fan Jin just accepted the money and bowed his thanks. After talking for a while, he bowed and said goodbye. Butcher Hu waited until he got on the sedan before he dared to walk out of the hall.
Fan Jin was about to take the money. He handed it to his wife to open and read, and saw a package of snow-white fine silk spindles. Even though there were two spindles wrapped, he asked Butcher Hu to come in, handed it to him and said, "I just bothered my father and brought five thousand dollars." Dad took the more than sixty taels of silver. The butcher held the silver tightly in his hand.
He stretched out his fist and said, "Keep this." I originally gave it to you to congratulate you, why did you take it back? "Fan Jin said: "You can see that I still have these few taels of silver here. If I run out of them, I can ask my father for more." "The butcher quickly retracted his fist and put it in his waist.
He said: "Forget it, now that you are married to Mr. Zhang, why worry about not having any money? His family's money is more than that of the emperor's family! His family is my meat-selling customer. Even if they have nothing to do in a year, the meat still costs four to five thousand kilograms. How can it be surprising that the money is too much! He turned back to look at his daughter and said, "I brought the money this morning, but your brother who deserves to die for the plague still refuses."
I said: 'My aunt is not what he used to be. It is rare for someone to bring money to his door for him to use. I am afraid that my aunt is still not interested. ’ As expected today! Now that I have taken the money, I will go to my house and scold this slave who will have his head cut off and his life will be short-lived! "After talking for a while, I thanked him profusely, lowered his head, and left with a smile.
Extended information:
"Fan Jin Passed the Examination" was written by Wu Jingzi, a novelist in the Qing Dynasty A satirical novel, excerpted from "The Scholars". This work describes Fan Jin's success in the provincial examination, and uses exaggerated rhetoric to portray his image of being crazy about the imperial examination.
< p>The article uses the extremely vivid body movements and verbal expressions of Fan Jin's father-in-law before and after he won the election, as well as the neighbors' support for him after he won the election, and the squire's donation of a house. The shameful social atmosphere of profit and prosperity made a bitter satire on the society and its gloomy characteristics at that time.Relevant notes on the article:
(1) Entering school: Entering the county. Learn. Shishibao: A shameful guy. Bringing shame. This means "let you get good luck from me." ”
(2) xiàng Gong: the ancient name for scholars. Weiwei Liansheng: repeatedly agree. Weiwei, the voice of agreement. Hunjia: wife. Manners: rules. Conduct (háng) things: Industry.
(3) Face: Refers to "certain social status". Chang (zhǎng): elder. Pingtou common people: give advice (me). In front of the verb, it expresses how you feel about "me".
(4) 腆(tiǎn) means: hold up. The imperial examination system holds a province-wide examination every three years, called the "rural examination". , it is the scholar's turn to take the examination. The year when it is the turn of the provincial examination is called the rural examination year.
(5) Wenhui: A gathering of scholars in the old days to prepare for the examination. Same case: Same case. To be admitted as a scholar is called the same crime.
(6) spit (cuì): spitting: a term used to describe a person who is in charge of education in a province. /p>
Reference material: Baidu Encyclopedia-Fan Jin passed the examination
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