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I like to laugh at the invigilator's lines in the conference room.
(Students come in in turn)
Yang: What should I do? Will Wang Yuheng?
Zhang Yue: Did you ask him? exactly ...
Yang Ruipu: All of them died this time.
Zhang Yue: (to Zhuo Wang) You will meet later. ...
Yang Ruipu: Shh, the teacher is coming.
(hair curls)
Zhao Lingnan: Please pay attention to the discipline in the examination room, and now start to answer questions.
(Wang Yuheng raises his hand)
Zhao Lingnan: What's the matter?
Wang Yuheng: Teacher, I have to hand in my paper.
Zhao Lingnan: You just started handing in your papers?
Wang Yuheng: I won't.
Zhao Lingnan: So you covered multiple-choice questions?
Wang Yuheng: I'm finished.
Zhao Lingnan: (looking at his watch) It's not time to hand in the paper. Check it again.
(Yu Haoting, please come in)
Yu Haoting: Teacher, I'm late.
Zhao Lingnan: Why are you late?
Yu Haoting: I slept very late last night. I reviewed, but I got up late.
Zhao Lingnan: I told you not to be late for the exam today. ? Take it out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Yu Haoting: What do you have?
Zhao Lingnan: Take it out! !
Yu Haoting: What?
Zhao Lingnan: Take it out for me! !
Yu Haoting: What are you eating, teacher?
Zhao Lingnan: You haven't heard, have you? I asked you to help me take it out (turning to Zhuo Wang's desk to get the book)
Zhao Lingnan: Did you say anything? Did you say you should pay attention to the discipline in the examination room?
Zhuo Wang: Teacher, I didn't copy it.
Zhao Lingnan: If you haven't copied, copied or taken this book, it's just an opportunity.
Zhao Lingnan: (to Yu Haoting) Go in.
Yu Haoting: (to Zhao Lingnan) Thank you, teacher.
Zhao Lingnan: (to Yu Haoting) Write quickly.
Yu Haoting: Well (burying his head in writing)
Zhang Yue: (rolls up his sleeves to see the answer)
Zhao Lingnan: What are you doing? Pay attention. . . . Shameless, isn't it? . . .
(Continue to imitate Zhao Lingnan and shout instead)
Zhao Lingnan: Are you ashamed? Are you ashamed?
Zhang Yue: Teacher, I am answering the question.
Zhao Lingnan: What are you doing with sleeves?
Zhang Yue: A mosquito bit me just now.
Zhao Lingnan: Yes, let me see my bag. Let's go
(Zhang Yue tugs at his left sleeve)
Zhao Lingnan: (Shouting) Over there! !
(Carefully roll up the sleeves of clothes and put them down)
Zhao Lingnan: Are you stupid? I want to imitate you in wearing long sleeves. If you can copy more, just copy so much. Wipe it off quickly. Let's go
Zhang Yue: (Picking up his clothes to wipe the answer) Teacher, this can't be wiped off.
Zhao Lingnan: I'll give you some saliva. Do you want to wipe it yourself? !
(Zhao Lingnan says to the surroundings) Continue to answer the question!
(Zhang Yue gives Yang the answer, and Yang opens the note and makes a copy.)
Zhao Lingnan: Be careful, are you ashamed?
Zhao Lingnan: (Zhao Lingnan rushes over) Is it shameful? How many times have I given you a chance?
Yang Ruipu: Teacher, what's the matter with you?
Zhao Lingnan: Take it out for me.
Yang Ruipu: What?
Zhao Lingnan: Give me the note. Give me what you have!
Yang: I have nothing in my hand.
Zhao Lingnan: Let me see.
(Wipe your mouth with your hand and eat the note, spread out your hand)
Yang Ruipu: Look, teacher, no.
Zhao Lingnan: Spit it out for me (opens D's mouth and takes out the note) God, smoke less, it's full of phlegm.
Yang: I didn't copy it.
Zhao Lingnan: I didn't plagiarize. What is this?
Yang: This is her love letter to me (pointing to Zhang Yue).
(Zhao Lingnan looks at He Yang)
Zhao Lingnan: She is blind. She writes you a love letter. Am I stupid? Answer the question quickly (throw away the test paper)
(Someone knocks at the door, Zhao Lingnan opens the door)
Zhang Zheran: Are you the head teacher?
Zhao Lingnan: And you are?
Zhang Zheran: I am the parents of the students, and Yu Haoting is my son.
Yu Haoting: Dad, Dad, Dad.
Zhao Lingnan: What can I do for you?
Zhang Zheran: Well, I have something urgent to tell my son.
Zhao Lingnan: It's time for the exam. Can you wait until the exam is over?
Zhang Zheran: Listen to me, teacher. I am going on a business trip now, and there is no one at home. Teacher, give my son the key and I'll give it to him.
Zhao Lingnan: Can we talk after the exam?
Zhang Zheran: Soon, teacher.
Zhao Lingnan: OK, hurry up.
Zhang Zheran: Come on, son.
Yu Haoting: Dad, where are you going?
Zhang Zheran: I, uh, went to Shenzhen on business. You should do well in the exam (stare at Zhao Lingnan and pass the note to Yu Haoting). Did you hear that?
Yu Haoting: I heard it.
Zhang Zheran: Caught and killed you (for Zhao Lingnan), teacher.
Zhao Lingnan: Stand here! You're shameless! Bring it here, too!
Zhang Zheran: What is it?
Zhao Lingnan: Get it back!
(Zhang Zheran walks over to get it)
Yu Haoting: Dad, please go. I'm fine.
Zhang Zheran: Don't say anything (turning to Zhao Lingnan). This is my love letter to his mother.
Zhao Lingnan: (Zhao Lingnan pushes him out) Come on, who believes it! Continue to answer questions
(Zhao Lingnan walks up to Yang, and Yang straightens up. Zhao Lingnan looked at his test paper, and Zhao Lingnan called Wang Yuheng. )
Zhao Lingnan: (to Wang Yuheng) Check it again.
(Shouting outside: fire, fire)
Zhang Zheran: It's on fire, class. Come with me (ask Zhao Lingnan). Are you the head teacher? Hurry up and organize students to go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go to Wang Yuheng and Yu Haoting's papers. It seems that the fire is not big enough to be controlled. I'll go to other classes.
Zhao Lingnan: Stop and switch back!
(Zhang Zheran walks over and changes the paper back)
Zhang Zheran: The fire is still under control. You are a very responsible teacher.
Yu Haoting: Dad, please go, you will lose control in the future.
(Zhang Zheran leaves)
Yang Ruipu: Teachers can't take the exam. Take the exam next time.
(Zhao Lingnan walks up to Yang Ruipu)
Zhao Lingnan: What did you say?
Yang: China Communications Group.
Zhao Lingnan: Don't you want grades?
Yang: China Communications Group.
Zhao Lingnan: C What C This is a composition.
(Zhang Zheran returns)
Zhang Zheran: Zhao Lingnan, I heard that there was a fire. Where is my son? (walks up to Yu Haoting) Are you all right, son?
Zhao Lingnan: Do you think I'm stupid?
Yu Haoting: You should at least put on makeup (Yu Haoting covers her face and Zhao Lingnan points to the door). Go ahead, dad. He started paying Wang Yuheng. Give me another one. Let's go
Zhao Lingnan: Mom and Dad, come out quickly. If you come again, I will disqualify your son.
Zhang Zheran: I miss my son. Come and have a look.
Zhao Lingnan: Go out. Did you get a look at him? You didn't study hard and didn't do well in the exam. This is what will happen in the future.
(Outdoor voice: someone is looking for you to find a teacher)
Zhao Lingnan: Who is it?
(Someone is looking for you, Zhao Lingnan)
Zhao Lingnan: Answer the questions well. I'm going out for a while.
(Zhang Zheran rushes in and hits Zhao Lingnan in the neck. Zhao Lingnan turned and grabbed Zhang Zheran's clothes. Zhang Zheran scratched his head. )
Zhao Lingnan: What are you doing?
Zhang Zheran: I think you are quite strong. I'll try. Bye.
Zhao Lingnan: (Zhao Lingnan puts down her arm) It's all criminal acts. (Continue patrolling) Time is running out.
Yu Haoting: Teacher, there is something wrong with this question.
Zhao Lingnan: Which question?
Yu Haoting: What do you think he is asking me?
Zhao Lingnan: I won't.
(outside the window, a curtain, Zhang Zheran, standing behind, Zhao Lingnan walked over, stretched out his hand to break the curtain, and pulled out Zhang Zheran. )
Zhang Zheran: I think the quality and conditions of your windows are not good. Let's make another one tomorrow.
Zhao Lingnan: Do you really think I'm stupid?
Zhang Zheran: I didn't expect this condition to be ok.
Zhao Lingnan: Oh, Transformers? line
Zhang Zheran: Nothing happened, so I left with my junk.
Zhao Lingnan: Don't go, go away.
Zhang Zheran: Ok, whatever. Then I'll quit my teacher first.
Yu Haoting: Dad, go. I am ashamed of you. Let's leave now.
Zhao Lingnan: Oh, Yu Haoting, your father is good. It costs a lot of money to take exams.
Yu Haoting: He used to be a prop in the crew.
Zhao Lingnan: OK, (looking at his watch) OK, it's time! take up
Yu Haoting: I didn't finish the answer, so I was delayed.
Zhao Lingnan: Let's go (everyone)
Yu Haoting: Teacher, I was delayed.
Zhao Lingnan: Don't be like your father in the future. I think you have answered a lot. Your father is screwing around. Don't be like your father in the future.
What can I do if Zhao Lingnan leaves and Yu Haoting cries? )
Zhang Zheran: What happened to my son? Have you finished answering? I think this is great, isn't it better?
Yu Haoting: I used to study very well, but I can still answer your questions myself. I didn't finish it.
Zhang Zheran: Am I not worried about you?
Yu Haoting: All the answers you gave me were false. What's the use? Aren't you kidding yourself? The exam is not for grading, but for your ability and whether you know it!
Zhang Zheran: OK, I see. Let's walk home.
People in our class demand a reward! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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