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A year's plan lies in spring, and a day's plan lies in morning. The best time is morning; The best wishes are greetings in the morning. Here are 30 greetings I collected, which are suitable for sending in the morning. According to different styles, they are divided into humor, literature and philosophy.

First, humorous.

Can you make friends with me? My father drives a Rolls Royce and my mother drives a Lamborghini. I'm kidding. Good morning everyone.

If life deceives you, don't worry, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life. Good morning everyone.

Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them! Good morning.

Good morning! I wish you are more expensive than the giant panda, famous all over China, your career is on Hongta Mountain, your lover is more beautiful than Ashima, and everything goes well.

Money is falling in the sky, bankbooks are waiting in line, my work is so idle that my legs are long, and beautiful secretaries report to the group! These are your dreams from last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning! ?

Delete your fatigue, cut off your troubles, copy your happiness, paste your happiness and store it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning! ?

When the alarm clock rings, you are in a bad mood. Being angry is harmful to your beautiful eyelashes. Never practice Zhang Fei's unique skill (recklessness), but you should get up early or you will be late for work. Drink milk, eat cake, carry a small bag on your arm, and text messages come at the same time, conveying your good mood, beauty and good morning! ?

Last night, I dreamed that someone gave me 20 million yuan on condition that I broke up with my boyfriend immediately. I cried when I heard this. I rushed up and hugged her thigh and said, "You must keep your word!" "Good morning!

In the story, princesses are awakened by the prince's kiss, but in reality, most of them are awakened by urine or hunger. Good morning!

Me: I want a dragon. Magic lamp: Dude, be realistic! Me: Then give me a date. Magic lamp: What color dragon do you want? Good morning!

Second, the literature type.

The sunshine in my heart awakens a curtain of dreams; Greetings are like a breeze, blue and clear; Smile sweetly and everything will go with the wind. May you start a happy day. Good morning, friend!

I would like to be a ray of morning light and wish you happiness quietly; I would like to be a breeze and quietly send happiness to you; I would like to be a wisp of flower fragrance and gently bring you good luck. My friend, I wish you happiness, well-being and good luck. Every day in your life is full of sunshine!

My greeting is the rain in the spring night, which moistens the troubled fields and does not wake up your sweet dream; My greetings are full of stars on your dark road. I don't ask you about your trip tomorrow. I wish you happiness and good luck.

Send a message if nothing happens. I wish you health and strength, delicious food, good things every day, double your salary year after year, and count your money and get cramps in your hands. In short, you are happy and lucky.

When you are sad, give yourself a smile and be free and easy; When you fail, give yourself a smile, which is a kind of confidence; When misunderstood, give yourself a smile, which is an atmosphere; When you are helpless, give yourself a smile, which is a philosophical smile. Please give my regards in the morning. May a smile be added to your face. Good morning!

Work is not easy, every day is a new beginning, everything is for learning, don't care about any twists and turns, solve all problems with your heart, don't worry about your performance, work depends on accumulation, I wish you a pleasant journey, good luck and good morning at work!

Open your eyes, the beauty of the world is born for you. Give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. The perfection in the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as a river, as transparent as glass and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear brothers and sisters. May you have a good mood this day!

Click on a brand-new calendar, open a new diary, save sincere wishes, delete all grievances, copy the magic of sunshine and paste it into my message. May you get up early and receive my blessing, feel the magic of sunshine, be so fresh and beautiful in the morning, and be happy and invincible forever! Good morning!

Friends! Good morning! The sky is far away and the heart is near, the water is light and the feelings are strong, the greetings are constant and the friendship is eternal.

Life for decades, knowing is fate. Someone cares about you, and my heart is full of sweetness. Greetings every day make my heart warm. Life does not seek full marks, but satisfaction; Life does not seek wealth, but peace. Good morning!

Third, philosophy.

Life is short, walking on the road of life, rushing and busy, stumbling and bumping, rushing and careful, tired and troublesome, what you left behind and what you got. Think carefully, if you are alive, you should try your best to live well and don't let yourself live too tired. Take it easy, take it lightly, and relax. People should not be too sophisticated, work too hard, and don't tire themselves, tired themselves, and tired their hearts. Remember, hello, the whole family will be safe. Good morning.

Life is bitter: you cannot see through it. You can't see through the entanglement in interpersonal relationships and the hidden injury after the struggle. You can't see through the dullness in the noise and the tranquility after the prosperity. Don't be fastidious about everything, you will come when you should; Don't frown when you are in trouble, but smile when you should; Don't force the result, just do it; Life is simple. When you are calm, you will be calm. Good morning.

What is the future you want? Maybe it's time to understand, it's time to be mature, and it's time to be a responsible youth. We must face the terrible things bravely. If we choose to do it, we should work hard. Learned to sigh, learned to sigh after the silent efforts. Years are similar, but people are different from year to year. Good morning!

Happiness is accumulated bit by bit. People who regard life as a journey will always encounter scenery. Let's hold up the long pole of time together, exile our body and mind to Qian Shan, hold a tender feeling, read the scenery on the mortal road with a pure heart, and wait for the flowering period of our life. Good morning!

Those who are willing to suffer, after all, can't afford to suffer, and more losses will always be rewarded; People who love to take advantage will definitely not take advantage of it, winning small profits but losing big money. No matter how good things are, you can't have them for a long time. You don't have to calculate temporary gains and losses. It is best to always have compassion and love and win people's hearts. This is the source of possession. Don't think there is no reason for success or failure. Today's bitter fruit is the foreshadowing of yesterday. The present efforts are the flowers of tomorrow. Good morning!

What stops you is today and tomorrow, even for a long time in the future, so that what really belongs to you will eventually belong to you. Sometimes, your destination is actually just a transition; The transition you think is actually home. Good morning!

Only by staying away from prejudice can people and heart, people and society live in harmony. We should not only be happy by ourselves, but also share our happiness with friends, family and even strangers. Because sharing happiness itself is a kind of happiness, a higher level of happiness. Good morning.

It doesn't matter how others view your value, what matters is how you view your own value. Even if you are a real piece of gold, it is short to say that you are long, and it is long to know yourself. A person's real greatness lies in realizing his own smallness. Good morning!

Every morning, it is not the bell that wakes you up, but the dream! Not everyone is destined to succeed. Faith is that even if you can't see the future, even if you can't see the hope, you still believe that you can't be wrong and the life you choose can't be wrong. If you have a dream, you can see the future. Good morning, dear friends!

People can be poor all their lives and live on meager food, but as long as they are healthy, they have the greatest wealth. So, don't envy the wealth of others. A person's life, from birth to old age, is happiness if he can walk healthily all the way. A beautiful day begins with happiness. Good morning!