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How to write the composition "Let me XX things"
Once, I read an article on the Internet about the health hazards of smoking, which said: cigarettes contain alkaloids such as carbon monoxide and nicotine and other chemicals. It is harmful to human body and has a pungent smell of smoke. Smoking will affect children's growth and development, prone to bronchitis, pneumonia and other diseases, life-threatening ... Seeing this, I was shocked and thought: Oh, my God! There is so much poison in cigarettes! I must help grandpa quit smoking.
The next morning, I took out yesterday's paper-cut and wrote many slogans with watercolor pens, such as: cigarette or granddaughter? No dinner for three days after smoking a cigarette! No smoking! ..... After writing, I put the paper in grandpa's book and went out to play.
When I got home, I opened the book and saw that there were no slogans. After dinner, when I was watching Oliver Twist, I came across this slogan. Take a closer look, and a few words are added to each slogan. "Cigarette or granddaughter?" -"both!" ! "No smoking"—"No way!" "You can't eat dinner after smoking a cigarette for three days" —— "Don't commit the crime of abuse at an early age!" ..... What I saw was really dumbfounding.
Alas! Grandpa, when can I quit smoking and get rid of my troubles?
Things that bother me.
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