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What is real life like in a college female dormitory?

When I heard this question, it was asked by a boy. People are always curious about unknown and mysterious things, but the college female dormitory is really not a mysterious place. It is just like your home, ordinary and warm. , is a place where female college students rest and study. Maybe you are concerned about the state of its owners, those young and beautiful girls, in the dormitory. What I’m going to talk about today is what daily life is like in the girls’ dormitory of an art school, which most boys are more interested in. Once a boy heard that I was a girl from an art school, and he drooled and said to me, then you must be a beauty. La? Those who study art are all beautiful women. This realization made me laugh out loud.

The school I am in is a vocational art college. It is not as chaotic as people misunderstand. The management is still relatively strict. You have to swipe the door card to enter and exit the school. If you don’t have a door card, you have to swipe the door card. Register. There are four people in a dormitory, with sleeping bunks above and cupboards and computer desks below, with a balcony. Each dormitory has a separate bathroom and shower room, two large washbasins, and a large wall on the wall. The full-length mirrors are relatively well equipped. At least after I inspected the surrounding colleges, I found that the dormitory environment of our school is the best.

You have to clean every morning when you get up, no matter whether you have classes today or not. Of course, there is no need to clean on weekends. We spontaneously arranged a duty schedule and took turns to do duty in pairs. When the time comes, the housekeeper will come to check the room to see if there are any prohibited electrical appliances or the like. As far as I know, every dormitory will have them, but they were all locked in the cabinet during the inspection, haha!

When we don’t go out on weekends and have a long sleep, we often go to the supermarket to buy some vegetables, secretly bring them to the dormitory, and cook hot pot together. Of course, we also buy wine. , but I was concerned that everyone didn’t drink much, and basically only had one can of beer per person. After drinking and eating, if they were not drunk, they would tease the landlord. At that time, there were four people in our dormitory, only two of them knew how to fight, and the other two One is taught to do it, and then sticks small notes on his face. When he is not lucky, his face will be covered with stickers. Sometimes he will also play truth or dare, doing things that we usually don’t want to do in the name of the game. Dare to do something.

Of course, most of the time, we still go to class honestly, and then find ways to complete our homework. When we are not in class, we go to the library, or open the computer in the dormitory, eat snacks and watch Korean and American dramas. In Japanese dramas, everyone has their own preferences and doesn’t bother each other.

A university dormitory is incomplete without a sleep-talking session. After the lights are turned off, under the cover of darkness, we discuss unscrupulously which teacher is the most handsome, and which girl actually falls in love with the teacher. Of course, this also involves Have you ever liked anyone, which boy in the class is more handsome, and which boy is smarter?

We will post photos and posters of our favorite idols on the wall, fill the bed with our favorite dolls, and grow flowers and plants on the balcony. When someone is in love, we They will discuss the various advantages and disadvantages of this person, and then send her sincere blessings. When they are heartbroken, they will curse the scumbag together, and then get drunk with her.

My biggest achievement in the past few years of college is the three roommates who are not real sisters but are better than real sisters.