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1, men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

2. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and some people test imagination. In short, it's all about personal ability.

3. The champion of Hubei arts and sciences is a couple. Seeing this signature, it exploded decisively.

4. I like you. It's none of your business. If you have the ability, you like me.

5. Who says the result is not important? Why should I give the fruits of my efforts to others?

The main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.

7. One-on-one. Although I will lose physically, I will never lose mentally to you.

8. The small shop next to the school bears all our childhood dreams.

9. Losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and finding ten dollars is happier than getting married.

10, others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog for a walk and swimming to see who is unhappy with a bite.

1 1, my world in front of you is completely dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

12, I thought I was evil, but I didn't know that no one was better than me until I met him.

13, it's best not to use your own photo as the avatar, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

14. The sun was born when the night was pressed on the bed during the day.

15, my mother said: the prodigal son won't change the gold, and whoever gives me the gold won't change it, I will change it.

16, when I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

17, honey, stop playing with skin and bones. Aren't you afraid that the Monkey King will see you give you three sticks?

18, I can't attend your wedding, but I will definitely go to my funeral.

19, I remember the sentence I said the most when I was a child. I won't play with you.

20. Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late.

2 1, please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

22, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

23. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

24. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

25. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

26. Nothing is free these days, even air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

27. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.

28. I don't know how many notes I changed for you. I only know from the first name and surname, and finally back to the first name and surname.

30. I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other and has more children.

3 1. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

32. The wife is a TV, and the third is a mobile phone. She watches TV at home and takes her mobile phone when she goes out.

33. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be to make friends, and it is best to be a man in Qiao Feng and Wei Xiaobao.

34. Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

35. Meet the right person at the right time and place. That may not be your lover, but your enemy.

36. Young man, I came to you through time and space. Why haven't you come to me yet?

37, love does not hurt people, people hurt themselves. Love doesn't do evil, but people do evil. The brain is funny unless it plays tricks on people.

38. I passed a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.

39. I treat you as a friend, you treat me as a fool, and my sister is not easy to mess with.

40. When I was a child, I ate watermelons and sharp ones. When I eat them, I stop eating them.

4 1, the person I love is not my lover, and every inch of his heart belongs to others.

42. Pro: You know, only mosquitoes will never leave you this summer.

43. What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?

44. Yes, the cheating in this exam is very successful and can have a happy ending.

45. Whether you are studying or traveling, your body and soul must be on the road.

46. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

47. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

49. Looking at the face of the head teacher made Russia have the urge to drop out of school. What about studying?

50. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

5 1, don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out, you can't see what you look like.

There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it. I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

53. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried!

54. Life I am sorry for you, because I have never treated you well.

55. After drinking so much Youlemei milk tea, I have never seen Jay Chou ask me who I am.

56. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

57. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

58. Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

59. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.

60. I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

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1: When you have a new circle, I hope you don't forget who accompanied you through that sparsely populated time.

I hope I can be the first person you want to talk to when you are in pain, and the first person you can rely on.

3. May we fight hard for ten years, fight in the battlefield, never forget our initiative, and strive to become a rich man with a stinking reputation.

Remember, most people who don't know how to refuse are stupid and well-intentioned.

5. A person's mind will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

6: No one is born with a good temper. Being nice to you is really because you are important.

7:- Put away your insincerity and roll all the way to the sun.

8: Smoking hurts so much that I can't speak before calling me love you.

Remember to call me when you are sad, even if we are not together.

10: I like screen shots because I'm afraid I'll never hear that again.

1 1: Some encounters are just a misunderstanding, so we should be glad to lose them.

12: I have a little secret that makes me cry.

13: The ear is hard to say. Say it out loud if you like it.

14: Never had the talent to please.

15: You look good. I want you.

16: How can I make my ex regret having a secret crush and make my face grow long if I don't lose weight?

17: I hope you like me more and more, and then behave obviously.

18: I'm glad you're cute. I'll give you sugar.

19: People who fall in love easily are alcoholics.

20: Throughout the world, Laozi is the cutest.

2 1: Why are you so cute? Ten thousand times cuter than pink marshmallows and soft rabbits. I like you so much.

Thinking that everyone will die eventually, I forgave everyone.

What you do with your passion for the wrong person is romantic.

I like to touch your long hair with my palm and look into your eyes and say sweet words.

25: if you don't care, you have to fight for three points. Then why do you forgive others?

I am really lucky to lie in bed, cry, be crazy and be surrounded by friends and family.

Don't bully me, I'll make you cry.

Come with me and let's make waves.

You might as well wait for death, at least death will come.

30: intoxicating wind, cold drinks and flying skirts are all short of you this summer.

3 1: Nine times out of ten, life is unpleasant, and there are often more bumpy roads than in sunshine avenue.

32: I am not a child anymore. One lollipop won't coax me. I need at least three.

I like the color of the sky, the depth of the sea, the smell of the wind and your voice.

I don't want to grow up alone, I want you to grow up with me.

I don't want much, as long as I have you.

Now reading a calendar is the same as reading a critically ill notice.

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You are ugly in the middle

38: Now that you're here, kowtow before you go.

39: People say that I am an iceberg and I can't laugh, but I have smiled for you.

40: Look, I am drunk. I'm drunk. All I can think about is your eyes, and all the green hills are not poems.

4 1: Stop liking others and like me. After all, I'm cuter.

42: Long legs are called New Year's Eve, and short legs can only be called New Year's Eve.

43: White eyes are white eyes, and you should lose your face. This is not your toilet. Why do you pretend to be happy when you eat shit?

44: The wind has been so strong recently that I almost blew my sweetheart away.

I'd better sleep with you in the spring breeze.

I hope your parents are as cool as you.

47: I'm always cute except when I'm not cute.

48: I thought about it later. If I don't delay you, others will delay you. Then I don't want to keep you.

Please close the doors and windows when the typhoon comes. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.

50: laity, greedy for money, lascivious and upright.

5 1: I finally understand why the military training at the beginning of school has to be turned around, because only in this way can the sunshine be more uniform.

52: I have always been, except when I am not cute.

Talking to you with a smile and saying that the wind blows across your face and blooms in your eyes, when did you look so good?

54: You are so cute. Find a chance to fall in love with you another day.

55: I know I'm bored. As long as you say leave me alone, even if you kneel down and beg me, I won't talk to you again.

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Love money, love life and love me more.

Excellent girl, even the chest is a.

Love money, love life and love me more.

The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh that the world can't see through it.

Be careful not to be eaten by me if it is so sweet again.

The sun, the sun and the dream of spring are all about you.

Dad's happiness is beyond your imagination.

Your wife is very timid. What's wrong with me sleeping with her?

You can scold me, but if you do, please hit my friend.

With a hammer in hand, everyone looks like a nail.

Little girl has no talent. Are you talented?

Your appearance tells me that you are easily deceived.

No advantage but more valuable than you.

I want to cultivate immortality, I have no law and order.

You are excellent, but my opponent is me.

I hope you have a sweet dream. I mean, dreaming about me.

I am a poor student. If a girl likes me, I will die.

Love is a lamp, and green makes you panic.

Anyway, to live is to die, so I wait for you.

Wise SHEN WOO is calm and wise. He can do anything in the world.

If you are happy, you will die.

Wear textured clothes and find a man with quality.

How gentle the night is, take a sip on your face.

I have no time to bargain with you. I'm busy pretending to be cute.

Bitch and dog, forever.

Locked you up with me and ravaged you day and night.

It is a comfort to see that you are not doing well.

My opponent is me, don't struggle, surrender.

You still think it's enjoyment to go along with the wicked.

It's no use peeking. You can't forget me You have to admit.

I hope I am better than Chen Duxiu in the examination room tomorrow.

You're just an afterthought.

The pigsty is empty, and you are on earth.

No heart to fuck and no one to fuck.

Save your energy, you can't handle me.

I'm so cute. Are you sure you don't want to?

What birds sing and what people do.

I am a good student: eat well, drink well and have fun.

There is no advantage, but it looks more valuable than you.

Am I pure or are you dirty?

Heroes have never sought a way out since ancient times. No matter how old I am, I am your father.

You go home early. Many pigs have been stolen recently. I'm worried about you.

There are many kinds of amorous feelings ahead, which gay friends cherishes all the way.

Love or not, I wish you an early fortune.

Who likes you and who dies except me?

I haven't grown up yet. You can't be old.

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Teenager, your lies are so intoxicating that I almost take every word seriously.

There will be a boy in white riding a horse who will accompany me to the ends of the earth in my life.

I think fifty years later, I must still love you as I do now.

All the other children have gone home. Why didn't you pick me up?

I love you with all my wisdom and life.

Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.

I am not a good person, but I have a sincere heart.

I want to have a dream for the rest of my life, all about you.

Unless the loess bones, I will keep you worry-free for a hundred years.

Be good. I want to kiss you.

Live like Spongebob, and annoy annoying people with happiness.

I don't want to get tired of each other. I am full of resentment. I like cleanliness. I want you to die.

My hundred years of loneliness have 84 years left.

This age, money and looks determine too many things.

I cried at home watching horror movies, not because I was afraid, but because he said he would accompany me before.

Tetris tells us that if you blend in, you will disappear.

It is said that the more evil a girl does in her last life, the bigger her breasts will be in this life.

Tolerance and accommodation again and again are the reasons why others continue to hurt you. When it is time to take action, you should smile. Too many people are used to being sick.

It's raining, and finally I can go out to wash my hair again.

When you walk slowly, don't take away my northwest wind.

Hello, everyone, I'm B. I hope you all have me in your heart.

But time and disobedience always make people grow.

Believe in God rather than me. God is not as lovely as me.

God said: You can only like me.

Hello, I'm the moon on Chang 'e 15th. Please give me sixteen yuan. Thank you.

It's like a bad movie. If it's too good to hear, it's forgotten, and it will expire as soon as it blurts out.

Don't think that people who are always smiling or taciturn are easy to mess with. When you take off his mask, you don't even have a chance to kneel!

Let's meet on a windy day and blow you into my arms.

Fortunately, my intrusion also alarmed your heart.

Fill it up if you like it, and kill it if you hate it. I will do whatever it takes.

I like you very much, it's useless to like it, and it's useless to like it.

I like it when you smile at me.

It is never accidental to like you.

I have a career in mind.

I want to secretly give you a toothpaste-flavored kiss every morning.

Cut off your short legs and jump one meter.

People are always influenced when they are young.

How much I like you is to give me a bunch of favorite foods, and you can only choose from them. I hesitated for two seconds and cried and chose you.

I really like you. Do you know that if I steal your noodles, I won't even eat the meat in the bowl? Really, I swear.

I'll give you my things. Are you holding it steady?

Love what I love, and I will not change what I am accused of.

Love me or eat shit, choose one.

I loved you very much yesterday, but I don't love you today. It depends on my mood tomorrow.

What's wrong with repeating the same mistake? Dogs can't change and eat shit.

Life has taught me nothing. It only taught me to catch what I like.

How about being my little princess? Just eat a few, and you won't lose.