Introduction to the Opening Ceremony of Ball Games in Information Management Department (Computer Department)

A string of words at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games

& ltFONT size = 3> I find it strange that people around me are indifferent to the Olympic Games.

Suddenly, it seems good to find a job in the 2008 Beijing Organizing Committee. ..

The two commentators at the scene dare not compliment, especially the woman.

Ning Xin: "DNN representing the origin of human life" must have been said in the background. The second time, I emphasized "DNA" loudly.

But ignorance continues—

Ning Xin: "Since the invention of DNA …", Khan, "invention" was used twice.

Ning Xin: "Now it's the Rosia team", and the second and third corrections were "Micronesia".

Time, it is estimated that she felt that others corrected me wrong and continued her "miccrocy", which seems to be Romanian at ordinary times.

Estonia and Albania have read too much, so I don't want to think about what it's like to read West Asia in India.

When eight Greek flag bearers escorted the five-ring flag into the stadium,

Ning Xin: "The eighth is the Boxer Rebellion (long pause). He has excellent swimming performance! " "

Another hobby of Ningxin is to laugh at countries that have not won medals-

Ning Xin: "China is also one of the 86 countries that have never won a medal." "China began to participate in the Summer Olympic Games from 19**.

Yes, but I have never won a medal. "It is very difficult for * * countries to make a zero breakthrough in Athens this time", no less than 20 times.

Ning Xin: "* * is good at running, and she is good at running events". She didn't know that "running events" could also be called track events.

In addition, when Ning Xin, who ran the 27th Olympic Games, fell down in World War II, his introduction skipped 1948.

Sun Zhengping is a little better, but there are two interesting things.

Sun Zhengping: "The China delegation participated in the 10 Olympic Games and won 80 gold medals".

I don't know if the 10 session he said is also a period of the national government, because if you subtract 198* from 2004, there will be no 40 years!

Sun Zhengping: "Saudi Arabia .. They have world-class football players .."

It is estimated that when the Greek organizing Committee wrote the commentary, it could not think of any characteristics of Saudi Arabia. I can't say that Saudi Arabia has oil.

The mining industry has world-class athletes.

From beginning to end, no one introduced why many countries boycotted the 1980 and 1984 Olympic Games.

At that time, I didn't have a computer at hand, and I heard many funny things, such as children running to find three leaders, which I forgot ~

I'm bored, too. It is estimated that few people watched the entrance of the 20 1 or 202 team on TV.

The Icelandic woman didn't know what she was singing, groaned and twisted in bloated clothes, becoming Sun Zhengping.

The old grandson, known as the "Icelandic alternative female singer", seems to have found something wrong. It won't be a Greek little S ~

The Greeks don't know how much money they got from the Japanese, and the appearance rate of gypsum flags at the opening ceremony can rank second.

The Greeks were not creative enough to light a fire. I suggest that in 2008, we can have some sparks or something.