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Talk about the appearance association

Talk about the appearance association

First, it is said that Scorpio is an appearance association. In fact, the appearance association is to look pleasing to the eye. In fact, it is not necessarily a handsome guy, but most of them will be mistaken.

second, once again, I am from the Appearance Association! I have a bad image and always emphasize money. I really want to pass!

Third, I summarized my personal profile: character: lazy; Interest: playing; Specialty: eating; Professional skills: sleep; Foreign language proficiency: depends on Chinese subtitles; Appearance: ugly; Participating groups: Appearance Association; Common means of transportation: shopping cart; Object: mobile phone.

4. One bathroom and one dining room scheme. People who want to break their heads and vomit when they look at pictures can't afford to be hurt.

5. I don't know what the future holds, whether I am poor or rich. I hope to settle myself well during this time. When I meet you, I hope I will be in the best state by then. I will earn my own bread, and I don't want to be with anyone because of money. I don't know how long this sentence can last. Tell myself not to regret it. Come on.

6. I really hate that I am not an appearance association, and I really appreciate my three-minute enthusiasm.

7. People in the Appearance Association can't help seeing such drinks! Buy a drink right away! This is sour and refreshing, a must for the stove!

Eight, people are somewhat related to appearance. There is a saying that your temperament hides the roads you have traveled, the books you have read and the people you have loved.

nine, the same lazy, but the treatment is completely different, it is really important to come out and mix the image temperament! Because people nowadays are the masters of the appearance association!

1. It seems like a lot for the Appearance Association to meet in less than six days, but I still want to know what you can do tomorrow, or do you feel that you can't wait for every second to rain all night? My love overflows like rain.

eleven, very good, indeed as expected, it's from the Appearance Association, and you haven't called me since the video call last night, which is very good.

12. Well, I admit that I am a member of the Appearance Association.

XIII. I don't read, I don't think, I'm against appearance association, and I don't want to pursue beauty. One day in the near future, I will be accused by thousands of people.

Fourteen, there is no boy in this world who is not from the Appearance Association. It is nonsense to say that the heart is more important than the appearance. Boys are hypocritical animals. If you are ugly, short, fat, black and earthy. No one will get close to you, let alone your heart. It's all bullshit So girls, wake up.

15. What's wrong with the Appearance Association? Is it wrong? Waste so many expressions in vain, damn it! Go find food, eat and sleep, and the sunrise will be nothing.

Sixteen. Counting the weekend intensive training, this is the 11th day of continuous work, so tired! I got a cupcake. The Appearance Association should love this kind.

17. Sure enough, my husband didn't remember that I was thin at first, but my family thought I was fat. It was all from the appearance association. After I successfully unloaded the goods and lost weight, I wanted you to be rejected by me.

18. I like it because I'm lonely, I like it because I don't Care about the ambiguous results, I like it because I feel you are beautiful, I like it because I feel you are flirtatious, I like it because I want to cheat you into bed, and I like it just because you are

19. I'm fucking poisoned, and I follow it to one or two every day. After all, I still can't pass the appearance association. Thinking of what happened in the garage of the shopping mall during the day, I took my child out too casually and consulted a few service personnel when I met some situation. She looked down on people to deal with it casually, but it caused me trouble. If the child hadn't been crying all the time, I would definitely complain. I paid a parking fee for a long time, and I was puzzled by the problem that parking information could not be found on my mobile phone.

twenty-one, junior high school students suddenly called and told me that she was getting married, and then she had a family talk, from work to life, and said that if I continued to be like this, I would never get married, and that I had been since childhood, since childhood. Me. Have you been purple since you were a child?

twenty-two, if the level is high, the reporter's appearance is not important, but generally speaking, the reporter will ask for dignity and propriety, and his hair cannot be dyed. I am not an appearance association. According to my colleague Liu Jingjing's performance and appearance effect, I can only give 2 points and 2 full marks.

twenty-three, recalling that time, M did pay more attention intentionally or unintentionally, because Mr. H was tall and handsome, although a little fat, but wearing a suit was really attractive, which made people unbearable. It was also reasonable to judge a book by its cover, not to mention that Miss M was a senior member of the Appearance Association, and she was somewhat eager to attract attention. After all, Miss M was a very proud girl, although she didn't notice this at that time.

24. I used to think that I was definitely not an appearance association, but now I find that I can't be so sure. After all, when I first meet someone, who doesn't look at the face first, so there is a reason for being single, that is, I know that I was born badly, but I still think others look sorry for society.

twenty-five, think back carefully for so many years before, and find that I am really an appearance association.

26. I transferred to the Appearance Association. Since love rat is all over the world, it is better to find a beautiful one.

twenty-seven, don't compromise about the appearance association. Because once you compromise, you will be in a grumpy state. Everyone wants something different. If you are a full-fledged appearance association, now you have to compromise, but can you compromise for a lifetime? You get angry every time you see each other. Do you think this kind of feeling can get along well? The key, the key ugliness is also inherited by% 5 [Teacher Lin Meng Meng Da].

twenty-eight, telling the truth, as a member of the Appearance Association, Ben Gong really likes watching the Olympic Games, and his face value is so high.

29. Today, my 4-year-old niece, a senior member of the Appearance Association, first woke me up, then drew on my bookmark, and then removed the flowers on the gift my friend gave me. I was not angry. Really, I can't be angry with children. Is this a disease?

thirty, when you are an appearance association, you should constantly improve yourself, externally and internally, because after all, now is the time to look at your face and figure! When you ask each other, they will ask you!

31. Do you love your mother? Love. Why? Mom is so strict with you that she won't let you watch TV because you are beautiful! I like beautiful ones-follow me, from the Appearance Association.

32. I always thought I wasn't Yan Kong, and I found myself a diamond-level appearance association from yesterday.

33. I have more than a little resemblance to me in character. When I am angry, I speak louder than anyone. In fact, I feel wronged and want to cry. As long as the other party takes the initiative to please me, I will forgive people who don't like the appearance association immediately. I will go to kindergarten and how much I love her. I think that I will have my own children in the future and I can't love her well.

thirty-four, I lost eight pounds of muscle. I laughed to death. How can I lose muscle without losing fat? Just stop training and eat sweets! I really hate it. I'm not from the appearance association.

thirty-five, I was asked today. If you wait for an ugly face, will you still like his inner self? I said I like it, but I can only be friends. One sentence exposed my appearance association. By the same token, I can talk a few words, but I can only be friends with high-quality handsome guys. I finally understand why I only had a secret crush in those years, not to mention that I was still naive at that time, and I haven't lived thoroughly now, which was hit by reality.

thirty-six, I overheard some words aboveboard. I think that the better people are, the less pretentious they are, the less shortcomings they have and the better their mentality. But everyone has something funny. Besides, I am the president of the TMD Appearance Association. Forgive me for loving only handsome guys all my life.

thirty-seven, generally speaking, my appearance association only looks at the face and doesn't look at the inside. People who are really superficial are often those who can't look at the face and have nothing inside.

thirty-eight, I was shocked by the severity of my appearance association. I didn't expect my subconscious mind to care about my face a little morbidly. Idioms about appearance

Idioms about appearance

Idioms about appearance

Thick looks and deep words

Kind appearance, unpredictable heart. With "thick and affectionate".

Source: The Biography of Xie Xiaoe by Tang Li Gongzuo: "Xiao E is thick-looking, deep-spoken, intelligent, lame in coal refining, and vows to seek truth."

thick and affectionate

kind in appearance and unpredictable in heart. -Idiom about appearance

Source: Zhuangzi Lieyukou: "People are thick, beautiful and affectionate, so they are willing to benefit from their appearance, and they are not good at it."

thick appearance and profound writing

kind appearance, unpredictable heart. With "thick and affectionate".

source: Qing Chen Menglei's dear John's book: "swear by heaven, it is rich in appearance and profound in writing, which is enough to move people."

metallography and jade

Gold and jade: a metaphor for beauty; Phase: appearance; Quality: essence. The form and content of the metaphor article are perfect. It also describes people as beautiful in appearance.

Source: Han Wang Yi's Preface to Lisao: "The so-called metallographic jade is unparalleled in the world, and its reputation is extremely poor, and it will never be published."

needle hidden in cotton

cotton: silk cotton. Needles are hidden in cotton wool. Describe softness and rigidity. It is also a metaphor for being kind in appearance and vicious in heart. -Idiom describing appearance

Source: Yuan Junbao Shi's Qujiang Willow, the second fold: "Laugh with a knife to cut the skin and cut the meat, while the needle in the cotton picks the marrow and picks the tendons."

tough inside and outside and

tough inside and kind in appearance.

origin: no

wide outside and deep inside

means generous in appearance but deep in talent.

origin: no

clever on the outside, jealous on the inside

clever on the outside, jealous on the inside. Words are still sweet and swords are still spoken. -Idiom about appearance

Origin: No

Broad-minded and fat

Broad: broad and frank; Fat: Antai is comfortable. The original meaning is that people are open-minded and have a peaceful appearance. Later used to mean that people are happy and have nothing to worry about, so they also get fat.

Source: Book of Rites University: "Rich house, virtuous body, broad mind and fat body." At this time, I felt some feelings for no reason. I thought to myself, everyone now says "disaster officials" and "disaster officials", but I don't know that there are still many "~". Lu Xun's "Pay a Salary" in the sequel of Huagai Collection

Broad-minded and fat

originally meant that people are open-minded and peaceful in appearance. Later used to mean that people are happy and have nothing to worry about, so they also get fat.

Source: Book of Rites University: "Rich house, virtuous body, broad mind and fat body." ~' s boss greeted him with a big smile and pulled everyone into the store to have a rest.

emptiness has its surface

emptiness: emptiness; Table: surface, appearance. Empty has a good appearance, but in fact it can't. Refers to a nominal one. -Idiom describing appearance

Origin: Tang Zheng Chu-hui's Miscellaneous Records of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty: "When a song is accomplished, it is thrown on the ground, saying,' Empty has its ears.' "On the surface, he looks smart, but in fact he is ~, and nothing can be done well.

an extraordinary

table: appearance; Fan: Ordinary. Describe people who are handsome and energetic.

Source: Yuan Anonymous's "Yuanyang Bei" has the first discount: "A natural appearance is not vulgar, and it matches you." Just then, a monk sent by the Tang Dynasty in the eastern soil came to worship the Buddha for Buddhist scriptures, and changed the official documents, but ~. Ming, Wu Cheng'en and The Journey to the West's eighty-eighth chapter

Good looks

Table: refers to appearance. Describe people who are handsome and upright.

Source: Yuan Han-qing's "Wang Jiang Ting" is the first discount: "Madam, I'm afraid I won't have a favorite husband with you?" Prince Wave Front Princess gave birth to Fu Cha, who was 26 years old, and was born with a heroic spirit. The seventy-ninth chapter of Ming Feng Menglong's Biography of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty

Judge a person by his appearance

Judge a person's quality and ability according to his appearance. -Idiom about appearance

Source: "Historical Records Biography of Zhong Ni's Disciples": "I judge people by their words, but I lose them; Judge people by their appearance and lose their feathers. " It's too bad that he didn't say anything earlier, but it's only our fault that we didn't go through a screening beforehand. Guo Moruo's Tujiabu

Hawk-billed harrier

describes treacherous and fierce appearance.

source: Yu Shao traced back to "The Moon Falls on the Roof": "The old man has five sons, all of whom are like wolves and tigers."

jade metallography

gold and jade: a metaphor for beauty; Quality: essence; Phase: appearance. The form and content of the metaphor article are perfect. It also describes people as beautiful in appearance.

Source: Han Wang Yi's Preface to Lisao: "The so-called metallographic jade is unparalleled in the world, and its reputation is extremely poor, and it will never be published." Second, I love the immortal flower list and wait for the subject, and I am rated as ~. Qing Dingding's Biography of Hu Baoyu in the Night Rain and Autumn Lights

Ze kissed his molars

still twisted his teeth. A ferocious look. —— Idiom describing appearance

Origin: Introduction to the Book of the New Tang Dynasty: "So the followers of Suo Yuanli and Lai Junchen, with their secrets behind them, got together, kissed their teeth, and swallowed the gentry's tassels like dogs and dolphins." Sentences about appearance

1. Gray hair, silver eyes and a bit of mystery. The left ear was pierced and shiny. Evil and mysterious temperament are properly mixed.

2. His white beard fluttered on his chest like wisps of snowflakes.

3. Her hair is dark and silky, and it flutters flexibly when she walks.

4. Her black hair, combed into two short braids, hung by her ears, with two big red bows tied on it, like two beautiful butterflies flying among the flowers.

5. She is yellow and thin with a slender neck like a goose.

6. His hair is two inches long, unkempt, like a magpie's nest.

7. A boy leans on the flower stand beside the stairs, with a tall and thin figure, a leisurely attitude and an indifferent expression. Said he was a boy, he looked seventeen or eighteen years old, and he was extremely handsome. Medium-long broken hair, fair skin, beautiful facial features like a knife, long eyebrows like swords, eyes like stars, nose like hanging gallbladder, thin lips slightly raised, raising a lazy smile.

8. The little girl has blond hair, like an ear of corn.

9. Her exposed rows of teeth are as white as almonds that have just been skinned.

1. I suddenly noticed that wrinkles like water ripples appeared on my mother's smooth forehead in the past, and they were reflected one by one. "One, two, three …" I have counted several. I don't like wrinkles, and I can't wait to grind them hard on her forehead with my hand to erase the traces left by those years on my mother's forehead. When my mother locked her eyebrows, she was lost in thought-she put down her wool and sat blankly. I think, my mother is melancholy, especially when my father is gone, she often does. The crow's feet around her eyes are clearly visible. These wrinkles are her diligence.