Please tell me a joke or humor

1. Shinichi, Heiji and Kidd were invited to attend a certain celebrity conference at the same time. It happened that the three of them were on the same boat. Shinichi and Heiji were resentful that Kidd was invited, while Kidd was dismissive of the two great detectives. The boat rowed somewhere. Kidd woke up after a long sleep and saw that the boat had stopped. Xinyi said to him: "I forgot my mobile phone at home, wait for me for a while!" After saying that, he turned over and jumped off the boat, running wildly on the water, like a dragonfly touching the water. After a while, he ran back again, holding the mobile phone in his hand and shaking it proudly. shake.

Then Heiji also shouted: "It's broken, and I forgot my sword at home!" After saying that, he jumped out of the boat and floated on the water for a while, only to see the waves flying, and he was carrying it in a few minutes. The sword is back.

Seeing this, Kidd, not to be outdone, also shouted: "I forgot my glider!" (What are you forgetting! If you have a glider, you would be so proud to fly all the way there) and jumped off the boat. , but fell to the bottom of the river with a plop. He climbed onto the boat in embarrassment, jumped up again in dissatisfaction, and sank vertically with a plop. This time a small fish slipped past his neck, which scared him so much that he screamed. Heiji couldn't bear it anymore and quietly asked Shinichi:

"Kudo, should we tell him the location of those stones?"

3. One time GIN and vodka went Hunting deer in the mountains, the two greedy people hunted two deer each. When we were going back, we had to take a plane. The captain said worriedly: "There are so many deer and they will be overweight!" Both of them said disdainfully: "What are you afraid of? We also shot so many deer last year and we still flew back here!" The captain couldn't resist them (and he was also scared to see two people wearing black clothes and sunglasses), so he had to let them get on the plane.

The plane flew smoothly for a while, then suddenly started to shake, and finally fell down. The two of them got up with their faces covered in ash. Vodka looked around and whispered to GIN: "Boss, it seems that we also fell here last year!"

4. In a talent show competition On the show, Shinichi, Heiji, and Kidd appeared one after another. The first was Heiji. He made a swipe sound and flashed his sword as bright as daylight with lightning speed. Then he saw the sword light radiating and the sword wind roaring. A set of Hattori's ancestral swordsmanship was displayed vividly by Heiji. In the end, Heiji put his sword into its sheath before anyone could see clearly, stood majestically on the stage, and shouted: "I am the wind!"

Then Kidd came. He waved his white cloak, and a hundred pigeons flew together, and then he saw petals falling like clouds. Kidd spun around and flew into the air, fluttering like a fairy. Then he also yelled: "I am Yun!"

Xinyi felt a lot of psychological pressure when he saw the first two so exciting. He went on the field with a shiny silver football and used the skills he had learned throughout his life. The footballs were flying so fast that no one could see how many there were. Everyone was amazed. However, horses may miss and people may stumble, and the sky may be unpredictable. I have safety insurance. It was too late, but it was too late. When Shinichi was about to turn over and land after hooking the football with an upside-down golden hook, a bolt from the blue happened to hit him. On his feet, Shinichi suddenly lost his balance and fell headfirst to the ground. There was a big hole on the stage and a big bump on his head. Heiji Kidd panicked and hurriedly went to help him. But Shinichi stood up staggeringly and yelled: "Who am I?!"

5. Heiji took Kazuha for a ride on a motorcycle. He Ye wore a pure white dress, and her freshly washed hair was draped smoothly over her shoulders, looking extremely elegant. Unfortunately, the two of them only had one helmet. After some discussion, they decided to let Heiji wear it. Heiji loaded up Kazuha and drove all the way. It felt great!

When passing an intersection, the police uncle stopped them. The policeman said angrily to Heye: "Why don't you wear a helmet?"

Heye looked surprised: "You~can you see me?"

The policeman asked again Heiji: "Why don't you let her wear a helmet?"

Heiji looked confused: "There is no one behind me!"

The poor policeman's expression suddenly changed He said: "Go quickly..."

7. Heye always complained that Heiji didn't understand romance, and sometimes he was almost mad at him. One day, I went shopping with Ye Laheiji. At the end of the shopping, I came to a flower shop with ill intentions. I dragged Heiji in, looked left and right, and finally fell in love with a bouquet of roses, so I asked Heiji:

"Do you think this bouquet of flowers looks good?" Heiji: "It looks good.

"

Heye asked again: "Is it really good-looking? ”

Heiji: “Well, it’s really beautiful.”

He Ye was a little angry, and then hinted: "You think it looks good, right? In fact, I quite like it too." "Pingci Te said sincerely: "If you like it, just watch it for a while. "After hearing this, Heye became angry from the heart, and grew evil from the side of his chest! ~~~0.1 seconds later, Heiji was dragged out of the flower shop, beaten violently, and then thrown to the street to feed the wolves!

8. Once, Shinichi, Xiaolan, Hattori, and Kazuha took a small plane for a trip.

Something went wrong halfway through the flight and they needed to parachute to escape.

There were only three parachutes. So one person had to make a sacrifice

The final decision was to ask the smartest Xinyi to ask three questions, and those who couldn't answer them had to jump

So Xinyi asked Xiaolan: "How many suns are there in the sky? ""One"

So Shinichi asked Kazuye: "How many moons are there in the sky? ""One"

So Shinichi asked Hattori: "How many stars are there in the sky? "..."

Hattori voluntarily sacrificed himself and jumped down, but ended up hanging on a branch and survived. His life was very serious

After that, again, the four of them took a flight together< /p>

The same situation occurred,

So we decided to create a self-sacrificing person as before.

So Xinyi asked Xiaolan a question: "Human How many eyebrows do you have? ""Two Ways"

So Xinyi asked Heye: "How many eyes does a person have? ""Two"

So Shinichi asked Hattori: "How many eyelashes does a person have? "..."

Hattori voluntarily sacrificed his life, but fell into the lake and survived.

The third time the four of them took a flight, they encountered this danger again

Hattori immediately stood up and said boldly: "No need to ask, I'll jump down!" "

So he fell resolutely...

Shinichi immediately shouted regretfully to Hattori, who was falling rapidly in the air: "Hattori! We brought 4 parachutes this time..."

12. In the second grade of elementary school, the math teacher taught Shinichi and others arithmetic: "It is known that the height of the elephant is ***, the body length is ***, and the body height is * **......Finally find the weight of the elephant. "Xiao Takagi: "Height * length * body width * weight per unit volume = weight. "

Little Kidd: "Find a female elephant to come back to seduce him and ask him to tell his weight..."

Little Kyogoku: "Use it on him The top ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty were used to extract confessions until he confessed..."

Oheiji: "Cook him and eat him, the weight per person * the number of people eating... ..."

Xiao Xinyi: "This is simple...just throw it from the 5th floor and use Newton's second law to calculate it..."

Teacher: "............" (foaming at the mouth and falling down)

13. The Chinese teacher asked everyone to make sentences; " Xiao Bumi, please make a sentence first, including love and royalty! "

Xiao Bumei (thought for a moment): "The princess is pregnant! ~"

Teacher (face calm): "How about adding a little mystery? "

Xiao Bumi (smiling): "The Aquarius princess is pregnant! ~"

Teacher (sweat!~): "How about adding a little more suspense? "

Xiao Bumei (smiling): "The Aquarius princess is pregnant. Who did it? ”

Teacher (Lushan Waterfall Khan): “How about something more religious?” "

Xiao Bumei (still smiling): "The Aquarius princess is pregnant, oh my god! ~Who did it? "

Teacher: "..." (Foaming at the mouth and falling down)

14. It is said that Maori is a bit confused as a detective, but he usually has a clear mind. Not bad. This time he went into a small hotel and asked for a beer. He frowned and asked the waiter: "Don't you serve your beer with ice?" The waiter rolled his eyes at him: "No more." If you want to drink, drink. If you don’t want to drink, pay and leave.

Maoli put down his wine glass and asked, "How much does it cost for a bundle?" ”

“30. ”

“Go on.

"

Maoli took out a handful of one-yuan coins, threw them away and left. The waiter was very angry, but he still picked up the coins one by one. He counted them carefully and found a few more coins. He was relieved.

Maoli came again the next day, and the waiter snorted and said to him: "I have never had a grudge against money, so I don't care about what happened last time." . what would you like? "

Maoli took out a 50 bill: "A bunch of beer.

The waiter took the money and took out a handful of coins with a sneer: "This is your change." One piece, two pieces..." He counted and threw the money all over the floor. After Maori watched him throw it one by one, he took out about 10 coins and put them on the counter, and said calmly: "Add those Change the money and give it another shot. "

16. KID once had an argument with Vodka, and the two decided to duel. Before the shot was fired, Vodka suddenly shouted to the referee: "It's not fair, it's not fair. Look, he is so thin and I am so tall. It’s not fair to aim big! "KID smiled slightly: "This is easy to do. Use chalk to draw my outline on him. If I hit outside the center line, I lose! ”

17. After Heiji and Shinichi got married, one day, Heiji received his salary and spent it all in two days at the amusement park with Shinichi, a “bad friend”.

< p>When Heiji returned home, he found Heiye very angry (of course), and Heiye asked: What will you do if you can't see me for two days?

Heiji muttered: I will be very happy.

On the first day, Heiji couldn’t see Kazuha...

On the second day, Heiji still couldn’t see Kazuha...

On the third day, Heiji saw a little bit of Kazuha because his eyes were partially swollen

18. The cheating story of the Young Detective Team

Yuta Chapter:

The proctoring was very lax when it came to the first-year elementary school mathematics test. Yuantai felt that he was not yet familiar with the application questions, so he asked Mitsuhiko for help during the exam. After answering the questions for more than half an hour, he simply handed the test paper to Yuantai. After handing in the paper, Yuantai asked Mitsuhiko humbly: "Then why did you write the last big question first?" For a paragraph, draw a big box and a big cross, and then write another paragraph? Are there any format requirements? "Misuhiko is dizzy... That question was crossed out and rewritten by Mitsuhiko when he had a wrong idea at the beginning. Who knows that Yuantai actually copied it down exactly...

Conan Chapter:

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In the English test, Conan found that there were grammatical and spelling errors in the question, so he took out the textbook and argued with the teacher. It took the teacher three minutes to react and was amazed.

Bumei:

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Bumi was accidentally caught by the teacher copying the book. The serious old teacher took away Bumi's admission ticket and asked her to leave the examination room. Bumi sat there silently, with red eyes. I couldn't bear it anymore, so I said, "This one test doesn't count, just take the rest seriously!" "Ke Bumi's tears began to fall one by one. The teacher was a little anxious: "I will return the admission ticket to you, and I will not remember that you cheated. You can continue to take the exam, don't cry! "Bumi ignored him and lay on the table crying. The teacher was so anxious that she was sweating. She hurriedly persuaded: "How about we copy more? "The whole class was sweating wildly```

19. One day, Heiji and Kaito had an argument. Later, the two discussed "scissors, rock and paper", and whoever won would listen to whoever won, and Shinichi Called for notarization. Haha, here is the conversation between them that Shinichi heard -

Heiji: Hey, we are good brothers, it will be too painful to have to decide the winner later. Let's just use the "scissors" and forget about it, okay?

Kaito: No problem, good brother!

They looked innocent when they talked.

Then Shinichi shouted "One, two, three, start",

The result——

Heiji came out with "Stone"

Kaito. What comes out is "cloth".

20. Conan's entrance exam

After Shinichi became a child, he called himself Conan. Because he was of school age, he had to go to elementary school to register under Xiaolan's pressure.

The teacher wanted to see if there was anything wrong with Conan's IQ and asked him

"There are ten birds on the tree. If you shoot and kill one, how many are left?"

Conan Asked "Is it a silent pistol or other silent gun?"

"No."

"How loud is the gunshot?"

"80-100 Decibel."

"Does that mean it will cause ear pain?"

"Yes."

"Is it illegal to hunt birds in this city? "

"No."

"Are you sure the bird was really killed?"

"I'm impatient, please. , just tell me how many are left, OK"

"OK, are there any deaf birds in the tree?"

"No."

"Are there any in cages?"

"No."

"Are there any other trees nearby? Are there any other birds on the trees?"

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"No."

"Are there any disabled or hungry birds that cannot fly?"

"No."

" Does it count as a bird in the pregnant belly?"

"No."

"Does the person who shoots birds have eyesight? Guaranteed to be ten?"

"There are no flowers, just ten."

I was already sweating, and the bell rang after class, but he continued to ask, "Is there anyone stupid enough not to be afraid of death?"

< p> "Afraid of death."

"Will you kill two with one shot?"

"No."

"All birds Can everyone move freely?"

"Absolutely."

"If your answer is not deceiving," Conan said with confidence, "If the bird is killed, it will be If it doesn’t fall from the tree, then there will be only one left. If it falls, there will be no one left.” The teacher fainted immediately!

25. GIN was seriously injured in the battle with the police and was dying. Hospital rescue. Vodka has been captured and allowed to visit the sick. Xinyi had a sudden thought, maybe he would want to confess to me, and he must get my forgiveness before he dies! So Shinichi went to the hospital to see GIN. At that time, GIN was covered in tubes and could not speak. Shinichi gave him a piece of paper and pen: "If you have anything you want to say to me, write it down here!" GIN took the pen and wrote a few words, then suddenly rolled his eyes and died. Shinichi sighed and walked out of the room with the note. When he saw the vodka outside the door, he handed the note to him: "These are his last words. You should read them first." Vodka took the note, unfolded it and read it loudly. Said: "Get out of here! You stepped on my oxygen tube!"

26. Officer Memu received a report that there were three strange corpses. When he arrived at the scene, he immediately burst into tears:

"Shinichi, Yusaku, and Mouri! You are dead, how can we solve the case in the future!"

At this time, he found that the three corpses were all smiling. Damn it, this puzzled him.

Officer Takagi said that the cause of death is known, and he also knows why he died while laughing.

"The deceased, Mouri Kogoro, crossed the road after winning the lottery and was hit by a truck. He was naturally very happy because he won the lottery.

The deceased, Kudo Yusaku, a He was having a heart attack with his wife and died of a heart attack.

The deceased, Kudo Shinichi, was climbing a tree and was struck by lightning. ."

"Then why is he smiling?"

"He thinks someone is taking pictures of him!" 27. After marriage, Shinichi never Help Xiaolan with housework.

One time on Xiaolan's birthday, he said to Xiaolan on a whim: "You don't have to wash the dishes today."

Xiaolan said overjoyed: "That's great. , thank you for your help.

Xinyi replied: "No, you can keep it and wash it tomorrow." ”

Xiaolan: Last time I hinted to Shinichi that women like things that can be preserved for a long time. As a result, I got a diamond ring the next day, and you can do the same to Heiji!

< p>He Ye: I have used this method before, but the next day I received a pack of preservatives...

28. GIN, Ai and KID all died, God met them

God asked GIN: How did you die?

GIN: One day I followed a girl home. As soon as I entered the house, I jumped towards her. I missed it, and then she kicked me down the stairs. I wasn't dead, but some evil person threw a refrigerator down and killed me.

God: Sorry, you. How did you die?

Ai: One day I found someone following me on my way home. As soon as I entered the house, he rushed towards me. I dodged and kicked him down out of fear

< p>He was not dead, so I dropped the refrigerator and killed him. Unexpectedly, I was so happy that I died of a heart attack.

God: What about you?

KID: I went to a house to steal something, and suddenly I heard someone coming in. I hurriedly hid in the refrigerator of that house...

30. One day, Shinichi, Heiji and The boat Kaito was on sank. They swam to the shore and met the indigenous people on the island-the Maori^_^!

Maori: "I order each of you to give I'll find ten of the same things, or I'll kill you. "

So the three people spread out to search. After a while, Shinichi and Heiji found ten cherries and ten peanuts respectively.

Maori: "Okay! You stuff everything you find into your mouth, and then you're free, or I'll kill you! "

Shinichi and Heiji had to swallow cherries and peanuts.

At this moment, Kaito was struggling to drag ten watermelons back... < /p>

31. Making a wish

One day, Hattori Heiji went to a wishing well, bent down and made a wish, and threw a one-yuan coin into the well. Kudo Shinichi also wanted to make a wish, but. He accidentally fell into the well when he bent down. Hattori Heiji was stunned and muttered to himself: It's really clever.

33. He won

Xiaolan. Question: "Dad, how did he get injured?" ”

Conan replied: “We made a bet to see who could stretch his body further out of the window, and he won.”

35. One day! A ferry sank in the sea due to a storm! Only three people survived! They are Shinichi, Heiji, and KID!

A month later, Shinichi picked up a magic lamp from the sea! He wiped it! Suddenly an elf ran out and asked each of them to make a wish!

Shinichi cares about his reasoning! He said: I want to go back to Japan to reason! The elf nodded! Hula...a sound! Shinichi disappeared!

KID cares about his "thief career"! So he said: I want to go to a big money company! ! The elf nodded again! ! Hula...a sound! KID is also missing! The elf asked Heiji: Are you there? What do you want to wish for?

Heiji thought about it! Said: Hmm...I don’t know what I want? But it’s quite boring to be alone here! Well...ask the two of you to accompany me!

So, another hula... sound! Shinichi and KID are back!

36. Someone invented a computer for testing IQ, and Xiaolan, Yuanzi, and Ye went to test it.

He Ye put his head into the machine, and the computer displayed: "192.6". He Ye was very happy.

Xiaolan put her head into the machine, and the computer displayed: "0.3". Yuanzi looked at it and laughed.

So Yuanzi also put his head into the machine, and the computer thought for a long time and displayed: "Don't joke about rocks."

Xiaolan and Yuanzi studied hard for this, and a year later, they took the test again.

Xiaolan put her head into the machine, and the computer displayed: "3.0", which was ten times higher than last year.

Yuanzi put his head into the machine, and the computer thought for a long time, and finally displayed: "This stone looks familiar"...! ”

37. Wang Xiaoya: “Kid Conan, you have passed the third level. There are still three multiple-choice questions. You can get all the family dreams of your family. Your last family dream is- —"

Conan: "Swimsuit, for Sister Xiaolan. ” Wang: “Do you have the confidence to get it?” "

Conan: "Yes! "Wang: "Okay, please tell me what color is the clothes of the famous movie star Kudo Yukiko?

a. Blue b. White c. Dark brown d. Dark green e. Brown-red. "

Conan: "This...um...ah..." (How could such a strange problem arise?)

Wang: "You still have three ways to seek help. ”

Conan: “I ask for help from the male audience! ”

Wang: “? male? Okay, male audience members, please press the button! " (Clicking the button) Wang: "As a result, I chose 0% for abce and 100% for d. It seems that the male audience knows Yukiko very well. "

Conan (sweat... my dad is so pitiful...): "I choose d! "

Wang: "Congratulations! Please listen to the next question! Japan’s first detective is

a. Fubu Heiji b. Mori Kogoro c. Kudo Shinichi”

Conan: “Well, remove one wrong answer! "

Wang: "Okay, the computer will remove a wrong answer! "(Removed the c)

Conan: (How could it be...could it be...that's how it is, I understand!! It seems like there is only one, among these options!!) "This person It’s b! "

Wang: "Correct answer! congratulations! What needs to be explained here is that since the sixth year of Heisei, Kogoro Mori has solved many difficult cases one after another, while Shinichi Kudo has made no achievements during this period and was even surpassed by Mr. Mori. "

Conan (eyes half-circle-shaped: That's not my credit...)

Wang: "One more question and you will realize your family dream! Please listen to the next question! The most popular young figures among girls in Japan are——

a. Gongteng Shinichi b. Fubu Heiji c. Kaitou Kidd d. Kyogoku"

Conan: " Of course it’s Brother Shinichi! "

Wang: "You have one more request for help..."

Conan: "Okay, I'll call!

Wang: "Who to call?" "

Conan: "Sister Xiaolan.

Wang: "Now take the call from Mao Lilan. Hello, is this Miss Mao Li?" I am Wang Xiaoya. Your brother Conan is answering the question. He answered it very well. Now he encounters a difficult problem. Now you are on the phone. The time is thirty seconds. Let’s start now. "

Conan: "Hello? The question is this: The most popular young character among girls in Japan is - a. Gongteng Shinichi b. Fubu Heiji c. Kaitou Kidd d. Kyogoku"

Xiaolan: "The Kaitou Kidd! "

Conan: "Why not choose a? "

Xiaolan (the image became taller, put one hand on her waist, and shouted into the microphone): "Conan! ! No messing around! Choose c! Did you hear me? I’m still waiting for a swimsuit! "

Conan (fearful): "Okay, I choose c! "

Wang: "Correct answer! congratulations! " (confetti flying all over the sky)

Wang shook hands with Conan.

Wang: "Congratulations! "

Conan: "Thank you!

Wang: "What do you want to say to Sister Xiaolan after winning the grand prize?" "

Conan: "I want to say...um...ah...this...actually I...I...I am..."

At this time, there was a sudden commotion in the audience. It turned out that someone suddenly collapsed

Conan immediately ran to the scene of the incident as fast as possible

The Makume officer put his face to the TV: "The god of plague must be there.

"

In the Mori Detective Agency, Kogoro punched Conan's head on the screen: "This brat! I told you not to run around! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ”

21. Conan character being robbed

Kudo’s chapter

On the day of U month, Shinichi, who had solved the case, was walking in a dark alley. Here, Gangster A suddenly appeared.

“Hey, boy, do you want money or your life? "

Shinichi's veins grew sharply: "I am almost exhausted from solving the case, but a little gangster dares to block my way home! ? "

" Huh? That's not what I meant, as long as you give me money..."

"Stop talking nonsense! Go to hell! ! "In an instant, bricks, tiles, cans and soda bottles were flying all over the sky.

"Wow————! ! Help————! ! ”

Social headlines: “Cruel? ! The man who was beaten! There are countless injuries on the body caused by different items! ”

Hattori Chapter

On May 5th, Hattori, who missed the kendo finals due to delays in solving the case, was walking in the same dark alley when Gangster A appeared again.

Hattori Chapter p>

"Very good, not the same boy as last time. Hey, hand over the money! "

Hattori said pleasantly: "Are you a robber? ”

“You’ll know it at a glance! "

"That's great. " Hattori took out his bamboo sword from his backpack and sneered, "I'm so angry today that I have nowhere to vent my anger. If I fight a robber, I'll say I'm self-defense. "

"No way..."

"Mianmianmianmian! ! ! ”

“Wow————————! ! ”

Social headlines: “More cruel! ? After being beaten, a man was hit with a stick or other instrument! ”

Kyogoku Chapter

On the Wth day of the month, Kyogoku, who was in a hurry to go on a date with Sonoko, took a side road and met gangster A who had finally recovered.

"The boy with a piece of tape on his head! I want to rob! ! "

"Go away! I'm going on a date! ! ”

“Give me the money first! ”

“What a joke! How to date without money! ? Looking for a fight! ”

“Ah——————! ! ”

Social headlines: “Terrible! The man who was beaten severely for the third time! Judging from the injuries, his opponent this time seems to be a karate master! ? "

Takagi Chapter

On X month, X, Detective Takagi, who passed by this road because of his mission, happened to meet gangster A who was not dead yet.

"Now Children are too scary, but luckily this one is an adult. Hello! You guys are so obedient.........ah! ? "

" Huh? Isn’t this A who was in the labor camp for three months last time? I'm Takagi. Are you robbing again? Hello! Don't run! ! "

"I'm so unlucky~~~~~~~~"

Social headlines: "Shocking! The poor man turned out to be Robber A! Detective Takagi of our agency has made another meritorious service! ”

Kuroba Chapter

On the Y day of the month, Kaito, who slipped away from the alley after committing the crime, bumped into gangster A who was released from the police station.

"TMD@%^%$! ! I'm going to rob you! ! Bring the money! "

"Money? ”

“That’s right! Let me tell you that I once killed N people and robbed N people. I took drugs, set fires, and robbed banks... Huh? Where are the people! ! My money is gone——————! ! "

On the roof of a building one kilometer away, the Phantom Thief KID was squatting in a ball counting money.

" Hehe~~ Of course I can steal jewelry and people, but I can also steal money~~ Today My hands just itched and I said ~~"

Kaito, you have fallen.

Social headlines: "You robbed others but got their money stolen instead! ? Colleagues meet, Robber A VS Phantom Thief KID! ! ”

White Horse Chapter

On the Z day of Z, White Horse, who was thinking about how to catch the Phantom Thief KID, unknowingly walked into this cursed alley and met the gangster who had made a comeback. A (Brother, I admire your willpower)

“It will definitely succeed this time! Hand over your money, kid! ”

“You want to rob?” "Baima glanced at him with the most contemptuous eyes.

"So what! Do you have any questions!?"

"You want to rob me without investigating who I am?"

"Hey?"

"Do you know my name? What's my age? What's my date of birth? What's my blood type? What's my favorite character? What's my favorite perfume? What's my height? What's my weight? What's my family background?" Where's your job? Where's your favorite team? Ignore the time. It's 8:51:16.05. You don't want to live?"

As the gangster A gradually approached, he retreated to the middle of the road. At this time, a truck roared past...

The social headlines: "Relief?! A generation of unlucky robber A finally found his way to the White Horse Detective. Witnessed a car accident and died! ”

He Ye Pian

One day, robber B met He Ye in an alley who seemed to be following someone. He took out the knife and said viciously: "Little girl, hand over the money!" Kazuye walked quickly and said impatiently: "I don't have time to chat with you, my Hattori is going to be abducted by a bad woman. ." B thought, huh, you actually despise me! He picked up the knife and rushed forward. He Ye turned around and sneered: "Don't you know I can be gentle with Qi Dao?" He knocked down the gangster twice and continued to follow...

Social Edition Headlines : "The crime trend is on the rise again. A man B was beaten seriously and thrown into the street."

(2) Garden Chapter

One day, robber B met in a small alley When Sonoko returned home, he took out a knife and said viciously: "Little girl, hand over the money!" Before Sonoko could speak, Suzuki Kichijiro behind him roared: "I hate people who rob children and ladies of their things the most, Lu. Binxun (I forgot this name), serve me! "A hunting dog ran out...

Social headlines: "Man B was originally a robber, a 70-year-old man. Lead the hunting dogs to subdue the gangsters!" Below is a photo of Kichijiro and the hunting dogs.

("I, Kichijiro, have finally made a comeback on the front page!" Suzuki Yoshijiro said)

(3) Xiaolan Chapter

One day, robber B was on the front page. In a small alley, I met Xiaolan who was returning home from the scene. He thought he would come up with a new idea this time, so he put on a ghost mask and jumped out of the shadows. This time it was indeed no small matter, Xiaolan was so frightened that she screamed loudly. B was feeling proud when he suddenly heard Xiaolan say: "Huh? You have a shadow, you are a human! You dare to pretend to be a ghost to scare me, you can't forgive me!" As he said this, he just turned around and gangster B didn't even say the words "robbery" , and fell to the ground...

Social headlines: "A new generation of unlucky robbers emerged! After three robbery attempts, they became victims."

(4) Yukiko Chapter

One day, Robber B met Yukiko in an alley who was going to see Conan. , he took out the knife and said viciously: "You, hand over the money you have!" Unexpectedly, Yukiko didn't panic at all. She leisurely took out a pistol and played with it, saying: "You want to rob me? I am a murderer on the run. Criminal, you will get a prize if you catch him! But it depends on whether your knife is faster or my bullet is faster." When Gangster B heard this, he dropped the knife and ran away. Yukiko looked at his back and smiled: "Are my acting skills okay? But I really didn't expect that this idiot can't even tell the difference between a water gun and a real gun..."

Social media headline: "Unlucky robber B once again got off to a bad start. The famous movie star Kudo Yukiko used her superb acting skills to scare off the gangsters."

(5) English and Legal Affairs

One day, robber B was in In an alley, I met Yingli who successfully completed his defense. He took out the knife and said viciously: "Hand over the money you have!" Yingli pushed up his glasses and said: "Young man, do you know the law? Robbery, regardless of whether it is successful or not, is a violation of the criminal law. I think you must be old at the top and young at the bottom. If you commit a crime yourself, it will definitely affect them. Therefore, I advise you not to do this and surrender with me. If I defend you, you may be able to do so at the public trial. He will be released in court.” In the end, B actually went to a nearby police station with his lawyer to surrender...

Social headlines: “The Queen of the Legal World Shows Her Power Again!” Persuade the gangsters to surrender.

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6) Sato Chapter

One day, robber B met Miwako who was off duty in an alley. He jumped out and was about to rob when he found a policewoman standing in front of him. , he was so frightened that he dropped the knife. He said tremblingly: "I don't dare anymore, police aunt, please spare me!" "What did you say, aunt!" ? They are not married yet! "B was beaten up and then dragged back to the police station...

Social headlines: "The unlucky robber showed his unlucky nature again. He was shot at gunpoint during the sixth robbery and was shot by Officer Sato. captured. "

(7) Haiyuan Chapter

One day, robber B met Haiyuan in an alley. He took out a knife and said viciously: "Don't think you are I will let you go, kid, and hand over the money! "Haiyuan didn't say anything and handed over a "candy". B said: "Give me a candy? Well, it's quite delicious. "

Sad: "It's not sugar, it's the latest improved version of ATPX4869..." B: Wow wow wow~~ (baby crying)

Social headlines: "Shocking! ? Unlucky robber B disappeared for unknown reasons, and a mysterious baby appeared at the crime scene!

Bumi Chapter

One day, robber B met Bumi in an alley who was returning home from school. He took out the knife and said viciously: "Little girl, hand over the money!" Ayumi was so frightened that she cried: "Woo~~ I don't have money..." The gangster said viciously: "Don't think you are crying for me. I will let you go!" Ayumi was still crying...

Two minutes later, the two were still in a stalemate, and the residents in the alley had long been awakened by the crying. Everyone worked together Captured gangster B...

Social headlines: "A woman's tears are indeed the most powerful weapon in the world...