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How to beat a thief and knock him down in one blow?

The mute man eats yellow lotus: he knows the suffering (or "suffering cannot be expressed")

There is also a homophonic idiom, which is based on the previous one. Added elements of homophony. For example:

Nephew lights a lantern: as usual (uncle)

Confucius moves: all loses (book)

Burning the flagpole: long charcoal (sigh, that is) Enjoy)

Shiteng Guandao: Wen (Wen) can’t do it, and Wu (Dancing) can’t do it either.

The following are some commonly used sayings:

A mute eats yellow lotus: he cannot express his suffering

A scholar encounters a soldier: he cannot explain his reasoning

The bachelor teaches his son: Don’t be greedy for what is cheap

The bachelor has the money: there is no turning back

The blind man eats soup pills: he knows what he knows

Two feet Monk: confused

Li Yilian: shameless

The muddy guy opens the door: Live your own life

Steal the chicken but fail: lose the rice , that is, not only did not take advantage, but suffered losses

Throwing bombs in the pit: arousing people's excrement (anger)

The prince of hell marries a daughter: a ghost

< p>The following is a common idiom in Cantonese:

Cowhide lantern: the point is unclear

Chopping firewood under the bed: hitting the board, that is, causing trouble, causing trouble

Wife Danzhe: Yin Gong, that is pitiful

Husband fanning: desolate (wife is cold), that is pitiful

One-eyed man’s wife: look at the sun at a glance

Winter money cured duck: get a taste

Overnight fried ghost: no fire

Sweet potato fell into the stove: the braised

Wet water olive kernel: both ends Chirp

Water Melon Beats Dog: No Cutoff

Uncovered Chicken Coop: Comes in and Out

White Eel on the Beach: If He Dies, he will be scattered all over, and he will die.

Burn the flagpole: there is a long line of charcoal (sigh)

Chaozhou music: take care of yourself

Guitar wireless (wet cotton): no play , that is, impeccable

African monks: beggars are disgusting (black monks), that is, they are disgusting

The fish seller takes a shower/the fish seller washes his body: silent (fishy) smell< /p>

The bow ruler: crossing the water

Alan marries Yarui: a lot of hard work

Taicm pork: everyone has a share

Jiandui at the end of the year: I have what I have

Lao Ju buried the end of the year: arithmetic

The Great Khan of Mongolia: Kublai Khan: was spanked until the butt blossomed (sudden = butt; fierce = (Cracked)

Swallow the gold and destroy the Song Dynasty (Jin = the money used to buy food; Song = food = food)

Put down the burden and chat: say something else

Easy

Hanging a handful of grass from the horns of an ox: it’s easy to carry around

Fire-burning lamp grass: it burns as soon as it comes

Radish in the sand: it comes as soon as it comes

Bed Picking up money on your head: no need to bend down

Two children carrying a wild pheasant feather: it can’t be weighed down

A bald man becoming a monk: no formalities required

Selling Cutting meat into tofu: no problem

The hunchback bowing: it’s not difficult to get started

Lice on the monk’s head: easy to catch

Licorice in the drugstore: you can catch it as soon as you catch it To

Go with the flow: Effortless

Crane lifts chicken feathers: Effortless

Earthworms eat dirt: just open your mouth

Yamen money, The boat launched into the water: it came easily

The snot dripping into the mouth: follow the trend

The general pillar in the mill: you can always touch it

Slow down and waste< /p>

One hand can’t clap: it’s hard to sing alone

A flea can’t hold up a quilt: it’s hard to stand alone

One up and one up makes one: one only child

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Eating noodles with one chopstick: a picky eye

Buy eleven for one penny: worthless

A piece of wet firewood: it won’t burn even if you light it< /p>

A bowl of rice cakes: how many can there be

A bowl of snails: not a single head

A basket of eggs rolling downhill: not a good one

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Bake porridge on the 30th night: not the way to celebrate the New Year

Three people and two beards: rare

The big-headed cat bows: the tiger bows

Fishing on the plane: not even close

The little stove maker’s furniture: junk metal

The mushroom on the mountain: a single root

The rain in June : There are a few times

Tianguan's clothes: Maburizi

The scholar driving the cattle: take your time

Couplet posted at the waterway entrance: The door is not high

The cow tramples on the muddy road: the more it tramples, the worse it gets

The lightning god has a runny nose: the bigger it is, the sloppier it is

The fishing net: full of holes

Out The question is handed in: early draft (bad)

Maggots in the winter melon: rotten in the belly

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p>No one listens to what he says, no one believes what he says: the polished commander

The old cow pulls the broken cart: slowly

The old wolf does business: there is no good product

Old woman drinks soy milk: good to suck (thin)

Slap with watermelon rind: not serious material

Have dinner and drive on the road: getting darker and darker as we walk

The beach Shangzhuwu: The foundation is too poor

Cold water for tea: take your time

Grenade without fuse: a piece of scrap metal

Things from a tofu shop : Vulnerable

Tofu on board: not a good product

Rubbing sesame oil on the butt: not worth the smell

Paper patching the crotch: the more it is patched, the worse it gets

The clay figurine cannot withstand the rain: its quality is too poor

Toilet board used as an ancestral sign: not a serious material

To sharpen one's guns in battle: not only unhappy but also happy

Carrying water in a straw hat: scattered and dripping

Chopping firewood to sell, buying firewood to burn: a waste of effort

A boil on the tail of a mouse: bleeding (breathing) is not much

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Embroidery on linen: the foundation is too poor

Ma Liushu Jie Board: not a serious material

Earthworms turn into dragons: vertical transformation is not high

Tailor Handsome foot wrapping cloth: not serious material

Snail race: take your time

The calendar on the wall: less and less day by day

Select melons in the basket : The more you choose, the worse

Lazy woman delivers the baby: Take your time

Ink-cooked Yuanxiao: pitch black

Chubby’s beard: not many

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Frost-beaten hemp leaves: wilted

Angry

Three nostrils: extra breath like yours

Reflection in June Wearing a leather jacket: getting angry inside and out

The bastard gets into the fire pit: holding his breath and causing a fire

Gunpowder hits a match: there is so much anger

Hit the jar: Holding your breath

Three of the four nostrils are rotten: leaving one to breathe out

Leavened flour: bulging with breath

The old duck wants to sing: The throat is not up to expectations

The mouse fell into the noodle vat: stared blankly

Bought a jar and hit it: forget about it

Zhang Fei threaded the needle: stared blankly Small eyes

Putting a drying cage on the shoulders: brain (annoyed)

Hold the chicken and wink: roll the eyes

Meng Liang throws the gourd: It's hot

The barber said angrily: Don't give up a few heads

The face is smeared with paste: tighten it

Squirt in front of the incense burner: Puff A gray nose

Borrowing rice and returning chaff: bloating

Pig urine soaking does not hurt: there is some bloating

Cover the pot with a sieve: there are many holes for air leakage

The leaking whistle light: venting without saying a word

The fortune teller said angry words: How many lives have to be sacrificed

Broken paper lanterns: one eye after another There is fire inside

A blind man boils sugar: the old man is angry

A toad sits on the foot of the bed: he is full of anger

A toad sits on the steamer: he is angry Flatulence

Zhu Bajie gritted his teeth: Hate Monkey

Failure

One careless move: everything is lost

Thousands of years of Taoism: Ended by a stick

The wooden man threw himself into the river: unsinkable (succeeded)

Confucius's robe: full of books (lost)

Confucius's Luggage: Jin Shu (lose)

Mao Ba’s younger brother: Mao Jiu (risking to save)

Building a chimney with stones: will not succeed

Grandma is dead :Uncle Mu (Unsuccessful)

The crenellations on the stage: Putrajaya (unsuccessful)

Bamboo blossoms: about to fail

In the scholar’s ??room: full of Books (lose)

Hold your head to chase away mice: Mouse scurry away

The possessions in the library: all books (lose)

A bear gets beaten: You messed up

Nephew wearing a filial piety hat: dead uncle (lose)

Soap bubble: self-destructive

Pretty sister’s oily hair: combed (lose)

The train in Tangshan: coal dumping (bad luck)

The mouse gnaws the cat's nose: I hope to die before dawn

Yellow mud falls in the crotch: No Shit (death) is also shit (death)

The thief ran into the study: they were all books (lost)

The robbers fought lawsuits: they lost every time

A robber enters the school: all he encounters are books (lose)

Lame on the battlefield: life or death

Buy paper at Xinhua Bookstore: book package (lose)

Mantis blocks the car and shows dominance: no good end

It can't be opened

Punching at the corner of the door: the pocket cannot be opened

The big horse is tied to the door frame: there is nowhere to use the power

The big man fell into the well : Powerful and nowhere to be used

Large flower basket carrying water: Powerful to carry water:

There is a boat on the shore: unable to hold up

Buffalo eats live crabs: Powerful Nowhere to go down

Writing with left hand: extremely awkward

Buffalo chasing rabbit: unable to use strength

Poleting in the gutter: unable to move

< p>An umbrella without a frame: it cannot hold up

Flying a kite under the bed - no matter how high it is, it is limited

Practice martial arts under the bed: it cannot be used

Chicken coop Boxing in the house: small stance

Bathing in the chamber pot: unable to open

Flying a kite in the woods: entangled

Kite in the house: unable to fly high< /p>

Put your legs in the same trouser leg: you can’t kick them open

Monkey boxing: a small stance

Using a hammer in a pot: you can’t use force

< p>Tadpole turns into a toad: the tail needs to be taken off

The arrow is on the string: it has to be fired

The lame duck crosses the river: single stroke

Rolling meat with a rolling pin: not bones

Hung a pounded ox on the wall: no plowing

Looking in front of the mirror: you are you

Crabs eating sorghum: follow the stalks Climbing up

Crabs entering the mountain gate: clamping the gods

Mu Guiying enters the battle: a member of the female generals

Putting a pole on the forehead: carrying the head

Seek truth from facts

Do somersaults in the clouds for a long time: you will eventually land

Flying a kite under the bed: it cannot fly high

Rising a tower under the bed: the height is limited

< p>The crosshair on the scale beam: you can tell the difference

Mazi came to the stage to speak: the public opinion

Five pieces of jacket: ten pieces (practice)

What disease What to prescribe: Prescribe the right medicine

Guan Knife Shop: Genuine goods at a reasonable price

Cheng Yaojin’s ax: Just these two times

Tofu fell into the ashes: Can’t be washed Clean

Leading a monkey to do somersaults: testing skills on the spot

Punching under the table: whether you are a master or not

The tailor's ruler: tailoring to measure

< p>Don't distinguish between right and wrong

Seeing a beard means grandpa: you can't tell the truth from the false

The public is right when the public is right, and the mother-in-law is right when the mother-in-law is right: it's hard to tell

Mixed with milk Ink: Confusing black and white

Fighting on the stage: I don’t know what is true and what is false

Two mutes quarreling: I don’t know who is right and who is wrong

Fish in the river: it is difficult to distinguish between big and small

Eggplant and courgette: indiscriminate

Dog eats pig shit: no distinction between good and bad

Buying a cow from another mountain: no distinction between right and wrong

A blind man reads a book: Unknown point of view

Loss

Kill a fly with one shot: not enough gunpowder money

Chiang Kai-shek of the Three Kingdoms: a mistake

Use the toilet to eat Melon seeds: less in, more out

Burning a fur coat for a louse: not worth it

Drying soybeans on the tiles: 9 out of 10 chances of success

Turtle eats barley : Waste of food

Soochow recruits a bride: You only suffer once

Rou Baozi beats the dog: there is no return

Caught the sesame seeds, lost the watermelon: because A small loss makes a big loss

The price of turning tofu into meat: it cannot be transformed

Taking the lime road: a trip in vain

The mud cow entering the sea: there is no return

Saute leeks and add green onions: no use

Zhou Lang’s clever plan to calm the world: lose his wife and lose the army

River gizzards at the risk of one’s life: not worth it

Dig out the flesh to mend the sore: it won't heal

Burn a fire stick and hit the donkey: half of it is left

Mouse got into the book box: eat (eclipse) the book

If you fail to steal the chicken, you will lose the rice: you will not be able to turn it back

Take off your clothes and warm yourself by the fire: do the wrong thing

The monkey pulls the grain: pull one and throw the other

Monkey sees Orchard: The more you look, the less you see

A blind man lighting a lantern: a waste of wax

Breaking pots to make tiles: uneconomical

Mouse holes - not enough to fill them

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Covet

Eat twelve buns in one mouthful - what a huge appetite

Swallow it in one mouthful

Three steamed buns: too greedy to eat

Pancakes pulled by a cart: too many stalls

Little bald man takes off his hat: Tou Ming (picture title)

< p>The child cries: I want an integer

I want it even after I see the shroud: a greedy ghost

I want to be an official when I have enough food and clothing, but I want to be an emperor when I get it: I am greedy

< p>Have one blessing and think of two blessings, have meat and feel disgusted with tofu: insatiable

A miser picks up money every day but still finds it too little: dissatisfied

Sitting in a chair and calling around: enjoying blessings

The doctor opens a coffin shop: he wants money to die

Jumping into a well holding a gold ingot: giving up his life rather than his wealth

The pancake seller talks in his sleep: there are too many stalls (greedy)

A dog eats cow dung: there are many pictures

A greedy ghost goes to a banquet: he is not full

A resistant monkey climbs a cherry tree: A rough man eats fine food

The dung beetle enters the badger's den: burrows through the door

Sharpens the head: burrows in

The hungry man eats a few melon seeds: it's too satisfying

< p>Looking at the Yellow River as a thread: what a big heart

Eyes on the forehead: so high

A cat rests on a fish head: if it doesn’t eat, it smashes it twice

Dreaming about being an emperor: having a big heart

To be in Longwangshu: greedy

A greedy man snatching raw meat: greedy than he can chew

Sleeping in a coffin and reaching out: dying for money

Special, outstanding

A bald man in the crowd: his head is conspicuous

Wearing a vest on top of a mandarin jacket: a separate set

The olive that stands out: rots first

The crane stands among the chickens: stands out

The elephant among the sheep: stands out

An elephant among the rabbits: Behemoth

Bright sky star: conspicuous

Tattered gloves: the tip is exposed

The table cover is the back of the cow: the horn is exposed

The head is long Toujiao: Outlier than others

A blind man smokes: touching a lamp (modern)

Grandma Liu enters the Grand View Garden: dazzled

Critical and causes trouble

一 Eating lotus root with only chopsticks: being picky

Jumping up the wall: jumping high

Fan in June: loving the wind

Six fingers scratching the head: The sight is full of forks

Pervasive: Specialized in exploiting loopholes

Carpenter's saw: Lots of sharp points

Trains meeting: about to derail (ghost)

< p>Walking from Dongyue Temple to Chenghuang Temple: Ghosts appear in Hengshun City

Crazy monkey: jumping up and down

Celebrating the immortality of the father: Lu's disaster is not over

< p>Rice sieve blocking the door: too many eyes

Using a knife to kill a chicken: making a fuss out of a molehill

No rules: no rules

Looking for bones in the tofu: deliberately picky< /p>

Punch a chicken in the eye: drill into an egg

Kill a chicken with a bull's-eye: make a fuss out of a molehill

Fault in an egg: look for faults

The trumpeter rushes to the scene: To seek trouble

Singing in a cemetery: haunted

Playing in the belly: full of strange ideas

Rosin plaster: looking for trouble

< p>Tree a flag in the toilet tank: the maggots also want to rebel

A dog bites a thunder god: causing disaster

A rotten bag filter tofu: full of scum

To ask a rooster to lay eggs: deliberately making things difficult

Shit beetles move: do not keep their dung (divided)

Eyebrow needles: sting the eyes

You need a good companion when picking up snails: Don't muddy the water

The flute in the troupe: too narrow-minded

A fan shakes: wind (deliberately looking for trouble)

thorns on the side of the eyes: piercing the eyes

Wild bees flying into fishing nets: looking for loopholes to exploit

Wild cats entering the house: coming for anything

Take off your pants and fart: unnecessary

There is a big chestnut on the cotton tree: it is the hardest

Putting a stick in the coffin: stirring someone to death

Putting a spoon on the throat: taking out the (naughty) air

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Newly picked chestnut balls: many thorns

Swallow's mouth grabbing mud: finding something out of nothing

The wind in the cracks in the wall: drilling everywhere

Pour the spade fish into the red hot pot: jump to death

Split the meat on the egret's legs: find something out of nothing

Mercury sprinkled on the floor: pervasive

Qian Chuanzi's head: Dig in when you see a hole

The King of Hell eats glutinous rice cake: it is made by ghosts

Zhu Bajie was defeated: he beat him with a rake

fallen

The shrimp in the frying pan: I want to jump a few more times

Pain

A bucket of boiling water scalding the dog: all over the body is covered in bruises

Eight Ten years old and childless: I can’t tell you how hard it is to grow old

Tu Xing’er: A child with a bitter core

A cow steps on a turtle egg: it hurts in my heart

Burning eyebrows: pain in front of your eyes

The tortoise lays eggs: the result of suffering

The stonemason's steel drill: a beating

The old monk's wooden fish: a product born to be beaten

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The rag on the stove: I have tasted all the sour, sweet, bitter and spicy

Bitter melon mixed with coptis: the bitterness becomes more bitter

Bitter melon mixed with coptis: the bitterness comes together

The tea is too strong: the taste is bitter

The eyebrows are hung with gall: the pain is in front of the eyes

The mute is beaten: the pain is unspeakable

The mute eats Coptis chinensis: the pain is in the heart< /p>

Cucumber butt: bitter

Bamboo shoots soaked in coptis water: extremely bitter

Bitter melons grown on coptis trees: bunches of bitter

Coptis chinensis monk: Ku master

Cottis chinensis longevity star: Ku old man

Cottis chinensis engraved doll: Ku child

Cottis gall hanging on the tree: bitterness adds to bitterness< /p>

The oil tip made of sandalwood: get beaten

Opportunism

The wind blows the grass on the wall: both sides fall

The old man punting the boat: watch the wind Using the rudder

Standing on the dry land and chatting: speaking dry (treacherous) words

The fox pretends to be a cat and meows: wants to steal the chicken (speculation)

Mr. Nan Guo plays the yu : To make up the numbers

Shrimp fishing for carp: Take the small to get the big one

The weasel got into the chicken coop: He wanted to steal the chicken (speculation)

Monkey: See the circle Just jump

The thermometer on the wall: good at reading the weather

The fight between the snipe and the clam: the fisherman benefits

The lame butt: crooked ways

< p>Unite as one

Three Stooges: Better than Zhuge Liang

Thousands of people in the same boat: ***One life

Men in the same saddle: Let’s go The direction is one direction

The Yang family will go into battle: the whole family mounts their horses

Candles poured with oil: a heart

Willow sticks threaded through fish: connected in series

< p>Ants drag locusts: work together

Ants lift locusts: everyone comes

Pockmarked yawn: full mobilization

Good on the outside and bad on the inside

Putting lotus flowers on the toilet: the picture looks good on the outside

June’s buns: brilliant on the outside and smelly on the inside

Putting a swollen face to pretend to be fat: strong on the outside but dry on the inside

Red paint Toilet: smooth leather

Lantern covered with floral handkerchief: beautiful on the outside but empty on the inside

Paper tiger: strong on the outside but dry on the inside

Embroidered pillow: a bag of chaff

Cake made from fine chaff: good-looking but not delicious

The lampstand in the kitchen: good-looking on the outside but dark on the inside

New quilt covered chicken coop: good-looking on the outside but empty on the inside

< p>Painting on the wall: whether you like it or not.

For laymen

Planting yu heads in December: for laymen

Planting yu heads on the field: for laymen

Don’t grab cash: not an expert

Monks visiting the church: all laymen

Those who shave their heads and pick their ears: laymen

Finished

Two, five, three: leave no one behind

A snake eats a stick: it straightens its neck

A snake eats a pole: it straightens its eyes

Fire lamp grass : No rescuer

Half-body lying in the coffin: waiting to die

Oriental wolf meets seal child: almost finished

Stone disease: hopeless

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Tiger entering the gate: a dead end

Mouse digging into the horns: the end of the road

Swine fever: the end of the road

The doctor waved his hand: It’s out of control

A fish in a dry land encounters dry weather: it can’t survive

A deflated ball: it can’t jump up

The oil is dry and the grass is gone: finished< /p>

Opening a shop in the toilet: not far from feces (death)

Master Rabbit takes a bath: a puddle of mud

The tree falls and the monkeys scatter: complete collapse

Set a fire in the toilet: burn feces (death)

Soap bubbles will burst when blown by the wind

The wasp after autumn: it will not last long

Grasshoppers after autumn: they can’t jump for a few days

The wind is steady: they can’t shake

Mouse digs into the horns of an ox:

We have reached the end

A duck eats snails: its eyes are upwards

The cucumber awning has taken out bamboo: it has collapsed

The cucumber awning has collapsed< /p>

The cucumber fell into the dung heap: it is either excrement (death) or excrement (death)

The weasel drills into the stove fire: its hair is dry and its claws are clean

Snow Bodhisattva bakes in the fire: dissolves Lost

The crab with a broken leg: can no longer run wild

The grasshopper after the frost: can’t jump for a few days

It’s a waste of effort

< p>Big-headed maggot arch grinding: wasted effort

Finding a needle in a haystack: wasted effort

Building a bridge with water tofu: wasted effort

Playing the piano to a cow: wasted effort

< p>Light grass weaving ropes and rotten boards to build bridges: a waste of effort

Lamp grass weaving: a waste of effort

Chicken eating clams: a waste of effort

Stomachache complaining to the Kitchen God : empty monster

Carrying sand to fill the sea: a waste of effort

A monk putting beans on his head: a waste of effort

Yawning before death: a waste of effort

< p>Carrying snow to fill the well: a waste of effort

Searching for the moon from the bottom of the sea: in vain

Pouring a basketful of soybeans without entering the ear tube: A waste of effort

The sparrow shakes the maple Tree - a waste of effort

A weasel dragging a pig: a waste of effort

Teaching a Bodhisattva how to read: a waste of effort

It's a waste of effort to scratch an itch: a waste of effort

Frying stones in a pot: no oil or salt

Bang a gong to catch sparrows: a waste of effort

No oil on the wax table: a waste of effort

A blind man looks at a diorama: Wasted effort

Singing in an opera with a mortar: thankless effort

Delusion

Swallowing a star in one bite: thinking too hard

Airplane Climb the cannon: fantasy

Pluck the clouds from the sky: imagination

Lu Sheng enjoys the glory: sweet dreams of yellow beams

Dreaming during the day: random thoughts

Daydreaming: Wishful thinking

Ride a dead horse when it is alive: That is a delusion

Use a bamboo pole as a pillow: fantasy

Bamboo pole knocking on the bamboo tube: empty sound (thinking) )

Loach jumping over the dragon's gate: wishful thinking

Putting a jar under the pillow: fantasy

Chun Yufen enjoying wealth in the big locust tree: a dream in Nanke

Zhu Bajie dreaming Marriage: a good thought

Dreaming about eating candy: a sweet thought

Dreaming about marriage: a good thought

The black crow wants to bleach in the water: delusion

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Building stairs to the sky: delusion

Quails want to eat red cherries: good idea, but unable to eat

Dragonfly shaking stone pillar: delusion

Sleep dream Picking up money in a basket: a good idea

Threats

Washing shrimps in a leather basket: none can escape

The tiger follows the fox: the fox fakes the tiger's power

Hanging one's neck with a wick: frightening others

Playing a machete on the grave: frightening ghosts

Yang Liulang pardoned Yang Zongbao: he was frightened by his daughter-in-law

Tofu shop Limozi: Don't press, don't do anything

See the scenery in a car: we'll see

Paper tiger: intimidating can't knock people out

Horse horseback holding a book: We'll see

Ride a donkey and read the songbook: We'll see

Ride a donkey and read the account book: We'll see

Ride a horse and see the lanterns: We'll see

Taoist blowing conches: frightening ghosts

Putting firecrackers on the head of the coffin: frightening people to death

Lying down and talking: no back pain

Danger< /p>

A hair tied to a stone grinder: a critical moment

Licking candy on the edge of a knife: dangerous

Knife to coax children: not for fun

Cooking knife to shave your head : Danger

Tiger fight: Discourage

Empress Dowager Lu’s banquet: This wine is not good wine

Pregnant women crossing the single-plank bridge: taking risks

The chicken woman jumps into the stove: she must shed her hair even if she doesn't die

The clay Buddha crosses the river: he cannot save himself

Horse racing on the single-plank bridge: danger

The rat digs into the horns of the cow: The immortal sheds its shell

The sparrow enters the blind cat's mouth: the immortal must shed its hair

Beat pepper in a glass bowl: very dangerous

Zhu Bajie enters the soup pot: Life is at stake

Race by the horse's tail: suspended

Surely implemented

Three dollars of tofu: ready-made

Pick it up with three fingers Snails: Nine out of ten dice

Rolling dice in a vat

Son: not running

Putting glutinous rice cake in a big bowl: stable

Tie a pony to a big tree: secure

Taking glutinous rice cake in a pocket: take it now< /p>

Catching fish in Chegan Pond: None can escape

Catching fish in the water tank: None can escape

Catching fish in the water tank: You can catch them all

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Grass grows on the stone: the foundation is hard

Close the door and beat the dog: it cannot run away

The old cow is tied to a tree stump: it cannot run away

The old woman touches the chicken: there will be eggs after all

Catching the turtle in the urn: Bring it to hand

Wearing shoes without soles: being down-to-earth

Wearing straw sandals and walking on the dirt road with a walking stick: steady Steady and steady

Wearing spiked shoes and leaning on a cane: more steady

A sharpshooter shooting: nine out of ten sure

Following the road: no need to ask

Follow the mill road to find the donkey's feet: that's easy

Follow the clue: you can't run

Plant flowers on the seabed: the roots are deep

Crossing the river with a scale: it doesn't float

The iron head wears a steel hat: very safe

The mouse in the cat's mouth: cannot escape

The bird in the cage: cannot escape

The monk who ran away will not be able to escape the temple: please rest assured

The cripple walks: step by step

Crossing the river by feeling the stones: step by step

Pour boiling water on the mouse Nest: No one can escape

The blind man fights: he will not let go

The blind man chops wood: the ax is on the ground

The Bodhisattva carved from sandalwood: the spirit is not Spiritual, steady but steady

Indifferent

Punched on cotton wool: no reaction

Stone dropped into water: sunk (silent)

Stone hitting soup: no oil or salt

Playing the piano to a cow: turning a deaf ear

Winter melon hitting a wooden fish: no sound

Tongue sticking into the teapot: no connection< /p>

The gong of lamp grass: no sound (thinking)

scalding a pig in cold water: no breath

making tea in cold water: no color

Panthoxylum bungeanum The tree carving Sun Monkey: insensitive

The weight fell into the sea: there was no sound

The weight fell on the cotton clothes: there was no reply

Xu Shu entered Cao Ying: Silent

A hammer hitting rubber: silent

Tofu in the twelfth lunar month: cold

Irrelevant

< p>I caught a rabbit on August 15th: I can celebrate the festival without you but also with you

A drop in the bucket: insignificant

A leaf in the big forest: not much with you, but not much without you

Pissing in the river: not much with you, but not much without you

Boils on the wood: irrelevant

The fisherman returns home: not here Lake (hu)

Rice rotting in the pot: risking the relationship

Loach in the pond: unable to make big waves

Hitting someone with lamp grass: it does not hurt

The light bulb ash has been weighed: it has no weight

The blisters on the tail of the mouse: it is swollen and not conspicuous

A couple fighting: I can’t persuade myself

Sha Packaged wine: not in the pot

Too many lice: I don’t know the itch

The fat man’s belt: not tight at all

It doesn’t matter if I feel itchy

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Tearing clothes and mending trousers: no help

Selfless and fearless

Bao Gong in Kaifeng Mansion: selfless

The steam that boils: go straight to Upward thrust

Carpenter's plane: loves to fight against injustice

Taisui's head breaks ground: dares to offend powerful enemies

Being unfazed by thunder in the middle of the night: having a clear conscience

A piece of iron in a heap of tofu: it is considered the hardest

Being willing to be cut off and daring to pull down the emperor: selfless and fearless

Iron men are not afraid of sticks: because they are hard

Street lighting: fair

Seagulls in the Pacific: bold

Chicken feathers on telephone poles: so bold

Guan Gong Entering the palace: going straight in

The tiger pulling his beard: so courageous

The robber drawing a knife in his hand: courageous

The two-foot-long lampstand: not illuminating oneself

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Knocking on the door in the middle of the night without being alarmed: not doing anything wrong

Putting a bowl of water on the table: calm

The life of a candle: harming oneself, illuminating others

Spanking in the water: straight up

Mud in the kiln: getting higher

The harder it burns

The bow in the frosty sky: the harder it gets pulled

Hope

The Twelve Gods planted their heads: ink (silent) pours (prayer)

Hope

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The eighty-year-old mother-in-law raises a baby: there is hope for her child

Looking up at the moon on thirty nights: no hope

Three Bodhisattvas burning two sticks of incense: no hope for you

Eating tofu on New Year’s Day: I don’t want to

Ziwu Maoyou: One day

A manger’s lid: I want to be an adult

Sailing in a well: no way out

Going out at five o'clock: getting brighter as we go

Took leave for a meeting: did not attend (interest)

In the water tank Fish: There is a limit to how far you can go

Rooster lays eggs: no hope

Turtle scratches the threshold: But let’s take a look

Putting nails in a cloth bag: Everyone wants to get ahead

The old lady cried for her daughter: there is no hope for her son

The old monk lit the sky lantern: clean and safe

The old monk looked at the dowry: Don’t think about it in this life

< p>The mouse drags the oil bottle: the good ones are inside

The mouse drags the gourd: the big one is at the back

Dead husband: no hope

The bamboo strips in the gutter: there will always be a day when you can turn around

Penny fetching water: the back is long

The photon rock in the river beach: there will always be a day when you turn over

The sea of ??suffering is boundless: turning back to shore

Drilling into a dead end: the future is limited

Sleeping on a pole: unable to turn over

Ants crawling into the dustpan: the road is everywhere

Mouse digs into the horns of an ox: there is no way out

Round nails wrapped in lotus leaves: everyone wants to get ahead

Oil in the bones: not much hope

< p>Weighing hooks and nails: just look straight

Sparrows falling into chaff: disappointment

Water chestnuts in madai: everyone wants to get ahead

Pushing a trolley to pick up a sash: there is hope

Snake drilled through a bamboo tube: there is only one road

Restoring from the brink: turning back and finding the right shore

Chongzhen’s funeral day: hoping that no one will come , miss everyone

Horse racing on the bow: limited future

Running on the bow: no way out

Boat racing in the pond: no way out

Put a telescope on the bridge of your nose: you can see far

A blind man holds a lantern: he cannot see his own future

A blind man holds a gun: there is no hope

Under the orphanage Chess: poor and happy, poor for fun

The rabbit becomes a spirit: more powerful than the tiger

Be whipped but not stick: eat the soft but not the hard

Hurry The Queen Mother calls her aunt: I want to get some fairy spirit

Given nine inches, I want ten inches: I get more than one inch

The girl’s thread egg: I have a clue

The paralyzed man fell in Mud pond: unable to extricate oneself

Using a mantis as a cart: overconfidence

Riding a donkey in a hurry: just for the immediate happiness

Making a doll out of sugar dough: suitable for a sweet person

Driving a cart without a whip: just flattering

A dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit, a wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat: nature is hard to change

Driving a sheep across the Flame Mountain: Pushing for death

A paralyzed man falls into a well: fishing for Chao is also a sitting duck

Driving a chicken down the river: pushing for death

Adou becomes emperor: weak and incompetent< /p>

Driving a sheep up a tree: it’s hard to tie a knot

A lonely old man’s bachelor son: dependent on each other

Throwing a bone in a dog’s mouth: giving in to his liking

Pull the way for the descending tiger: the number one accomplice

Pine trees in flower pots: cannot make money

Flower rooster on the stage: show off your beauty

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The picker picked up a pumpkin: he picked up the big one

The ghost of death vs. the king of hell: one is more fierce than the other

The dog bites the butt: definitely (gnaws the butt)

What is the metaphor for after things fail: find ways to make amends

Hua Dan wears a beard: there is no way out

Looking at the scenery through a telescope: close before your eyes

Being a prodigal son from a desperate situation: clearly seen as useless, yet reluctant to throw it away

Playing tricks on the street: talking too much

The chicken pays New Year greetings to the weasel: throwing himself into a trap

< p>Breaking off the plants in the reed pond: throwing them to the ground

The girl embroidering the purse: concentrating on it

The dog biting the sun: arrogant (barking)

The girl loves flowers , boy

Love guns: everyone has his own preferences; everyone has his own preferences

Looking at the wind and fluttering shadows: all in vain (metaphor for gaining nothing)

The stepmother spanks the child: slap the soles of the shoes

Eating fried dough sticks with pork: so boring

The lonely lamb: the motherless cub

A blind man fishing: trying his luck

In a snail shell Sleep: Difficult to turn over

Mosquito bites and eggs: no holes to get in

Hair on the back of the head: rare to see in life

Cooper's skill: adult radius

The stepmother beats the child: sooner or later it is a meal

Antique dealer: the eye knows the goods

Step on the watermelon rind with your feet, grab a handful of mud in your hand: slip and wipe

The frightened bird: lingering fear

The orphan met his relatives: overjoyed

Feeding the baby with coptis water: the child suffered a lot

Looking at the cow head to drink water: Reluctantly

Tokiko marinated in a soy sauce vat: a piece of (salty) meat

Being slapped by a mosquito: it’s your mouth’s fault

Burning your buttocks: you can’t sit still

Mosquito bites: it all depends on your good mouth

A blind man dozes off: inconspicuous

Jia Baoyu’s psychic jade: lifeblood

Couplet stuck on the dog’s mouth: No way; no way

Wang Baochuan fell in love with the beggar: a visionary

Bent tree: unable to straighten

Going to the market Visiting relatives: a casual thing

Butterflies transformed into pairs: flying together

Dogs chewing tiles: a mouth full of words (porcelain)

Fish in the net, cage The bird in the trap: unable to escape

Looking at the peonies on the gazebo: being a ghost is also romantic

The defeated rooster: dejected

The mosquito dragon is trapped on the beach: The prestige is ruined

A dog bites the flagpole: I don’t know the height

The towering mountain: never wavers

A blind man eats walnuts: his hand is smashed

Shuttlecock A few cents: All it takes is money to stand

A blind man wears glasses: extra frames

Tickling on the head of a falling dragon: slipping one's beard without risking one's life

Peeling peanuts: Red man (benevolence)

The emperor's decree, the general's order: the final say

Plucking hair from the tiger's mouth: the courage of a good man

The monkey climbs Cherry tree: rough people eat fine food

Bone in dog's mouth: not much oil and water: not much oil and water

Chicken coop covered with flower quilt: beautiful on the outside but empty on the inside

Strangers hanging strings: eyes but no eyes

The centipede after the awakening of insects: getting more and more fierce

The chicken crows and walks: the more you walk, the brighter it becomes

Alcoholics drink soda: not enough

Take a small amount of money as the moon: a miser

Jiang Qian stole the book: got fooled

Pick a load of coptis and licorice: one end is bitter and the other is sweet

Camp in the back of the neck: drooping of the head

Dog biting the tail: running around in circles

It is not too late to make amends before the sheep has gone out

The stepmother’s fist: Great performance

Wang Mazi eats walnuts: inside and outside ideas

Wang Xiaoer plays gongs and drums: he is so poor that he is so poor

Wang Po sells melons: he sells himself and boasts< /p>

A mosquito holds a weight in its mouth: what a big breath

A dog with long horns: pretending to be a sheep

The owner of an antique shop: he knows the goods with his eyes

Mosquito Bites Bodhisattva: Mistaken person

Jia Baoyu gets married: Not the sweetheart

Street Secretary Yamen: Who can I fool?

The fresh flowers on the cliff Peach: no one pays attention (picking)

Snail goes to the banquet: uninvited guest

Long live the Lord's side: no part for you (dung)

Dog bites the rice dumpling : cannot be solved; puzzled

Stepping on the stairs: rising step by step

The lion in front of the Jia Mansion: a dead (stone) heart

Broken arm To hide in one’s sleeves: to hide one’s own suffering

To step on a mallet under one’s feet: to have an unstable stance

To hide one’s liver and gallbladder in the belly of a mosquito: to make things difficult

Planted in the sorghum field Green onion: shorter

Rabbit eats cake: boring day

Pooping in the river: only he (you) knows it

Short push palm: the shot is not high

Farting in Coffin Village: It stinks to death

People

The dam bursts: Don’t dare to block it

Fire shotguns in the sorghum field: Send the rabbit to get up

Before bowing to someone: salute Many people are not to blame

The rabbits are dying: one litter is worse than the next

Putting weights on the load: unbearable

The business of the coffin shop: making money from dead people Money

Money goes in the left ear and comes out the right ear: wind in the ear

Boil a loach in boiling water: see how you slide

Water on the ground: flow wherever it is low

Bamboo with its head cut off: branches growing out of knots

Rooster on the road: stumbling block

Cycling uphill: push one step at a time

Jiangtan Break: still stand up

Pole in the footbath: expert (navigation)

Mosquito yawns: the tone is not small

Steel head and iron hat: double Insurance

A rat climbs a bamboo pole: one step at a time

The emperor’s ancestral hall: Taimiao (Temple)

Mosquitoes look for spiders: they throw themselves into a trap

Rabbit Xiaer: different

The bone is stuck in the throat: unable to swallow, unable to spit out

The rabbit is driving in a chariot at noon: the situation is chaotic

A snail attending a banquet: an uninvited guest

Putting a boat in the footbath: an expert (navigation)

A short man sitting on a high stool: out of reach

The hair on the head: It is difficult to meet in a lifetime

The rabbit saw the eagle: it is hairy

The two sisters got married: each is busy with their own affairs

The convulsing rooster: Cuntong said crookedly< /p>

Zhou Yu’s temper: He goes into battle when he is in a hurry

The life of a palm tree: he can be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts

The slogan at the meeting: Comrade with the same voice

Zhou Papi digs into the chicken coop: looking ahead without thinking about the future

Let’s watch a movie: Gambling with purpose

Selling water by the river: unnecessary

Traveling by plane: World view

Scarecrow firefighting: You can’t protect yourself

With a ''bamboo''

From the bamboo tube to the water - a bang to the end

Bamboo sieve for porridge - full of loopholes

Bamboo shoots unearthed - taller and taller

Bamboo silk basket - many holes

Bamboo pillow - Hollow inside

Bamboo is used as a drum - knocking bamboo poles

Bamboo poles hold up to the sky - a big difference

Bamboo poles carry bamboo baskets - touch the characters Family

Hanging lanterns in the bamboo forest - high-spirited and bright

Catching fish in bamboo baskets - there is no escape