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Who has super difficult Chinese questions and answers?

1. Write words with "words" according to the meaning, following the example.

Example: Geely's words: (auspicious words)

1. Not true, Deceptive words. ()

2. Words expressing determination. ()

3. Words with admonition and educational significance. ()

4. Words that you dare not say because you have scruples. ()

5. Speak without scruples. ()

6. Words of sincere advice. () < -

3. Zhuge Liang frowned-

4. Lu Su got on Kong Ming's boat-

3. Writing interesting words.

I don't know if you have noticed, but in the aisle of our classroom building and experimental building, very warm and wonderful slogans are hung, such as "Treat teachers with respect and look at classmates with appreciation". If you are asked to be a classroom,

4. According to the following contents, introduce the method of upgrading the telephone number of a city from six digits to seven digits in concise words. (This question is the most difficult to test ~ ~ ~ ~)

The long-distance area code of the original telephone number after upgrading

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"ignite!" At 9 o'clock on October 15, 23, with the commander's last command, the Long March II F rocket carrying the spacecraft rocked in the roar of the earth shaking, drawing a gorgeous rainbow in the late autumn sky.

This is the 71st flight of the Long March series of launch vehicles.

At 9: 1, Shenzhou V manned spacecraft entered the scheduled orbit.

at 9: 42, the commander-in-chief of China's manned spaceflight project announced that the manned spacecraft was successfully launched. The command and control hall of Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center is boiling ...

1. What do you know after reading this article? Please write down three points you know, and write a sentence for each point.

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2. What else do you want to know? Please ask a question.

3. "The command and control hall of Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center is boiling ..." Please imagine and write the scene of "boiling" in a few words:

4. After the news of the successful launch of Shenzhou V manned spacecraft came out, people were immersed in great joy. Please write four idioms that can reflect people's mood at this time.

someone went out to do business and wrote a letter to his parents: "My son's life is so painful that he has no food at all. He is ill and earns a lot of money." After the parents read the letter, one laughed and the other cried. Think about it, why is this?

Cry: My life is so painful. I have no food at all. I am sick and earn a lot less money.

Laughter: My son has a good life, no pain at all, more food, less illness and earned a lot of money.

2. How to read the poem of Baota?

open

full of mountains

Taoshan apricot

good mountains and beautiful mountains

visitors to the mountains look at the mountains

Lishan Sangshan Keshan

Zhongshan Road turns into a cliff

Answer: Zhongshan Road turns into a cliff, while the tourists come from the mountains and monks come from the mountains, and the tourists look at the mountains with good scenery, and the mountains, apricots and peaches are full of mountains. < Use ()

when you're done, it means that something is shared equally between two people ()

When someone is quick, it means that it's almost the same ()

When someone is calculating, it means ()

When it comes to the final analysis, it means ()

When it's not easy, it means ()

When it's not easy. If you can't change it, use (one is one, two is two) to show that you are not considerate, and use it when you are done (if you don't do it, When two people share something equally, use (21 adds five) to indicate that someone is quick, use (three times five divided by two) to indicate that someone is close, use (nine times out of ten) to indicate that someone is calculating, use (nine times out of ten) to indicate that he is grasping the big time, use (nine times out of ten) to indicate that it is not easy, and use (nine times out of ten) to indicate that he is confident. (Wang Wei's "Send Yuan Er Shi An Xi")

2. Stop and sit in the maple grove late, and the frost leaves are red in the () moon flowers. (Du Mu's Mountain Trip)

3. but how much love has the inch-long grass won () Chunhui. (Meng Jiao's "A Wandering Son")

4. White hair () Zhang, the fate is like a long sorrow. (Li Bai's Song of Autumn Pu)

5. The Peach Blossom Pool is () feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun's. (Li Bai's "Gift to Wang Lun")

6. The Southern Dynasties () Temple, how many towers are misty and rainy. (Du Mu's "Jiang Nanchun Jueju")

7. When you die, you know that () things are empty, but you can't see () the state. (Lu You's "Showing the Son")

8. () Zhou's anger depends on the wind and thunder, and () Ma Qi's research is sad. (Gong Zizhen's Miscellaneous Poems)

9. () New silk is sold every month, and () New valley is planted every month. (Nie Yizhong's "Yong Tian Jia")

1. (1) Protecting the field with water will surround the green, and (2) Discharging the hills will send the green. (Wang Anshi's "Mr. Yin's Wall in the Book Lake")

11. His face is full of dust and fireworks, and his temples are gray () refers to black (Bai Juyi's "Selling Charcoal Weng")

12. time was long before I met her, but is longer since we parted, the east wind is weak () and the flowers are incomplete. (Untitled by Li Shangyin)

13. boundless grasses over the plain, () years old () withered. (Bai Juyi's "Farewell to the Ancient Plains")

14. The bonfire lasted for () months, and the letter from home was worth () gold. (Du Fu's Spring Hope)

15. () Male Yecheng garrison, () Male attached a book, () Male Xin died in battle. (Du Fu's "The Stone Trenches")

16. The yellow sand () fought through the golden armor, and the Loulan would not be returned until it was cut. (Wang Changling's "Joining the Army")

17. If you want to be poor (), you can go up (). (Wang Zhihuan's "Denghe Quelou")

18. Spring seeds () millet, autumn harvest () seeds. There is no idle field in the sea, and farmers still starve to death. (Li Shen's "Compassion for Farmers")

19. Beidou () Star High, is Ge Shu lifting his sword in the night. (anonymous "Ge Shu Ge")

2. Suddenly, like () spring breeze comes at night, () tree () pear blossoms. (Cen Can's a Song of White Snow in Farewell to Field-Clerk Wu Going Home)

21. () The shore ape can't stop crying, and the canoe has passed () the heavy mountain. (Li Bai's "Early Making Baidicheng")

22. the north wind rolls the white grasses and breaks them, Hu Tian () It snows in the month. (Cen Can's "a Song of White Snow in Farewell to Field-Clerk Wu Going Home")

23. Flying down () feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way fell () days. (Li Bai's "Looking at Lushan Waterfall")

24. () The green hills on the shore are opposite, and the lonely sails () are coming from the sun. (Li Bai's "Looking at Tianmen Mountain")

25. An old friend resigned from the Yellow Crane Tower in the west, and fireworks () went down to Yangzhou in the month. (Li Bai's "Yellow Crane Tower a farewell to meng haoran on his way to yangzhou")

26. On the side of the sinking boat () sails, and in front of the sick tree () Chun Mu. (Liu Yuxi, "Rewarding Lotte at the First Meeting in Yangzhou").

27. The tidal flat () shore is wide, and the wind is () sailing. (Wang Wan's "a mooring under north fort hill")

28. () The remnant sun is spreading in the water, and half the river is rustling and half the river is red. Poor () at the beginning of the month () night, the dew is like a real pearl and a bow. [Bai Juyi's ode to the Mujiang River]

29. () An oriole sings a green willow () and an egret goes up to the sky. The window contains the autumn snow in Xiling (), and the boat in Dongwu () is parked at the door. (Du Fu's quatrains)

3. Jasper is decorated to be () tree height, and () strips hang down with green silk. I don't know who cut the thin leaves, () the spring breeze is like scissors. (He Zhizhang's "Singing Willow")

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5. Traditional festivals are common themes in ancient Chinese poetry. The following verses are different from traditional ones.

(1) The sound of firecrackers is one year old, and the spring breeze sends warmth into Tu Su. 2 tenderness is like water, the ritual is like a dream, and I am willing to take care of the bridge.

③ a round of equal shares is full, and it is accompanied by thousands of miles of clouds. (4) the drums beat three times and the red flag opened, and the two dragons jumped out of the water.

A. Lantern Festival B. Spring Festival C. Dragon Boat Festival

D. Mid-Autumn Festival E. Tanabata

6. Clever reading of wheeled poems

It is said that when Su Xiaomei, a talented woman in the Song Dynasty, chose her husband, she wrote fourteen words in a ring to express her mind. Qin Shaoyou a look, then got the message, very happy.

longed for

Jiuqin

Yulang

With fake

flowers

spring. True

whenever

and

how do you think this ring of fourteen words should be pronounced?

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1, eyeball, nostril, Confucius is under (); Mr. Mei, you must be an afterlife, but the afterlife is longer than ().

2. Nail nails, nail shoes, nail nails, nail shoes; Tree paint, paint, paint, paint, rest, rest, paint () is bright.

3. King Ma Bin, King Luo Bin and King Ma Luo Bin; Dragon examiner, Gong examiner, Long Gong () examiner.

4. Kick through the three stones of Lei Bridge and separate the way out ().

A: 1. Eyeballs, nostrils, Confucius is under (Zhu Zi-homophonic beads);

Mr. Mei needs an afterlife, but the afterlife is longer than (Mr.).

2. Nail nails, nail shoes, nail nails, nail shoes;

tree paint, paint, paint, paint, rest, rest, paint (paint) is bright.

3. King Ma Bin, King Luo Bin and King Ma Luo Bin;

dragon examiner, gong examiner and long gong (* * *) examiner.

4. Kick through the three stones of Leiqiao, and separate the two roads (mountains).

In ancient times, there was a chef who was proficient in poetry. He could cook a variety of poetic dishes. A scholar deliberately gave him a difficult problem: two eggs make four dishes, and each dish must contain an ancient poem. The chef readily accepted and cooked four courses. The first course was two stewed chicken yolks and a few shredded vegetables. In the second course, the cooked protein is cut into small pieces and arranged in a formation, and a green leaf is laid under it; The third course, stir-fried a pinch of protein; The fourth course, a bowl of clear soup, has a few eggshells floating on it. Seeing the scholar, I couldn't help admiring the chef.

q: do you know which four poems these four dishes represent?