Single dog, what are you doing in the boys' dormitory?

This is an embarrassing time. It's too old to talk about love, too early to talk about death, too naive to talk about experiences with young people, too frivolous to talk about the way of the world with old people, too afraid of bad influence when going out crazy, willfully calling you arrogant, silently saying that you pretend to be lofty, fashionably saying that you are a little devil, simply saying that you are a little old, looking back, you just want to be negative, and you are old and young.

In order to get rid of the bill, my roommate and I clubbed together to treat the girls in the next class to dinner! In order to perform well at the dinner party and flirt with girls, I try my best to exercise. After dinner, I danced for everyone and bent down to stand on my head. When I finished, I boasted, Look at my waist and kidneys. Which sister misses Doby? Sister asked: What are you doing in single dog's boys' dormitory? And I ended up alone! Say with satisfaction ...

I've wanted a sister to bully me since I was a child. Let her cry and complain, and then come to play with me. When I was a child, Xiaohua next door and I were inseparable. Therefore, I recognize Xiaohua's sister, but every time I bully Xiaohua, she hits me and cries. ...

Chatting with colleagues If you could be invisible, what would you do? Some people rob banks, some kiss the goddess, some spy on Tom, and some go to the bath. . . . . A 2B colleague: I will put a hundred dollars in the square. Whoever picks it up will step on his hand!

When you get married, you should put a red envelope into the door from the crack of the door, otherwise the bad habits of the woman's relatives and friends not opening the door must be everywhere, right? Last time I helped my buddy pick up relatives, the security door of the woman's house fit perfectly, and the red envelope could not be stuffed in at all ... As a result, the buddy shouted: Go to the camera and bring me the guy who eats! When the best man panted up the big bag, we were all stupid: there were all kinds of circuit breakers that impacted the drilling rig and the wiring board, not to mention breaking the door and unlocking it. It was estimated that it would take half an hour to tear down the wall! Later, I learned that this buddy is the installation and agent of the security door, and the camera car is his work car ... As a result, his buddy processed a sample door (which was given by the manufacturer for free) and won the favor of his father-in-law. My father-in-law married his daughter as he wished, and he also changed a security door for free. ...

I lost my ID card some time ago, so I went to reissue it with my husband. I went out to go to the bathroom and saw my husband talking to a woman. When I got there, the woman had already left. I asked my husband who that woman was and replied, "My former wife." I was furious and shouted, "Do you have an old one? No matter how he explained it, he ignored it. Suddenly, I found this woman familiar. It was my aunt, and I suddenly realized. Yelled at her husband, "You said my aunt couldn't do it, and she was my uncle's wife! "

Pick up my wife from work in the evening and then go to dinner. After ordering, the wife said, go and pay. Me: I have no money with me. My wife silently took out her wallet and prepared to pay, but she was unwilling to ask: Is there really no money? I have to tell the truth: I only brought 20 yuan. Then I took out two crumpled 10 dollars from my pocket and asked my wife if she had change for 2 dollars. A woman in black next to me kept pouting and staring at me. It is estimated that she has despised me for 800 times: you deserve not to get a girl. . .

Taking a nap, a boy and a girl of several years old are playing games outside the window, chasing each other and enjoying themselves. I can't sleep. Open the window and say, aren't you tired of chasing like this? The little boy said, not boring. Uncle, you don't have a girlfriend, do you?

A female colleague, usually special 2. Everyone likes to play with her. On this day of work, I walked into the office full of joy and couldn't wait to show off my new mobile phone. Forget this. When I went to work the next day, I entered the office in a daze. The director asked him: What's the matter? Do you think your state is wrong? My colleague said: I bought a new mobile phone yesterday. I downloaded a weighing software at night. After the download was successfully installed, I put my mobile phone on the ground and stepped on it with one foot ... no one in the office could stop laughing.

At the candlelight dinner, I looked into her eyes across the table and felt my legs weak and my heart beat faster. I realized that I had put the medicine in the wrong cup.

My brother and sister-in-law are married, so it's no big deal. This is not to say that we think this is at least the second marriage, so let my brother invite us to dinner. After a hearty meal, my brother was a little drunk. He took the bottle, patted his chest and told us ... I thought he married a second-hand one at the first-hand price. Now I married a first-hand man at a second-hand price. He also told us that if we did anything wrong to my sister-in-law in the future, let's cut him with a bottle ... to the end. ...

Single dog, tell me about single dog.

1, whether reading a book or playing games at night, remember to go to bed early. No one will send you a text message to urge you to sleep on time.

2. Eat wild vegetables at home when you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

3. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is actually single dog.

4. Waiting is an expectation. We were born with many people's expectations, even when we were an embryo. There are parents, relatives and the expectations of this big family, so we grow up slowly while waiting. It is everyone's expectation that makes us live a healthy and happy life. The seeds of this expectation are in my heart, watered by the sunshine of love, and this waiting is written in the eyes of parents and friends. For this persistent waiting, we accumulated strength, we spread our wings and flew, we fell down in difficulties and bravely got up again.

5, love only one person at a time, choose a single person, worthy of being loved. Because I have loved, I am kind; Because, you know, you are very tolerant. Forgetting is a good thing, but don't forget those good people who helped you in trouble. Don't overestimate your strength in the group, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun will rise as usual even without you. You can't forget the past, but you must let it go.

6, Tanabata, who shows love between friends, I will take a screenshot. In the future, if you are not married to ta, I will give you the photos in a red envelope!

7. Everyone says I'm single, hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

8, a little lonely, a little painful, a little publicity, a little overwhelmed, a little need comfort. All right, open it. Kind of beautiful.

You can't do good without me. You can't do it without me.

10 You can't do good without me, and you can't do bad without me.

1 1, I want to find a healthy and ordinary girl. She can fry tomatoes and eggs, operate a washing machine, have a little freckles on her face, blush when she meets strangers, know how much a bottle of soy sauce costs, and help me wipe my sweat when I bring rice home.

12, single people, sometimes not necessarily nobles. Being single may be more free, but freedom also has a synonym called loneliness.

13, she is single, so I will protect the city and myself. She got married, and I closed the city and closed myself off. After she died, I destroyed the city and committed suicide.

14. Teach you the most effective way to get rid of single dog and be my wife.

15, there is often only one small step between saints and ordinary people, and this small step often requires extraordinary perseverance to catch up.

16, when you see a cyclist pedaling hard in the cold wind on the bus, you can't help but be glad, and when a cyclist sees sardines canned on the bus, you can't help but feel glad. It turns out that all the shortcomings are found in others.

17, nine times out of ten, the result of the argument is that both sides think they are absolutely right than before.

18. If one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you come to my wedding?

19, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog. Interesting. Tell me about Daquan.

2 1 and 19 reported to the new school and became lovers the next day. This reminds me how single dog lives in such a strange school. Do you have children like me?

22. On this rainy night in late autumn, I am quiet and lonely.

Looking back, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

24. Tomorrow is Qixi Valentine's Day. Just now, I went downstairs to finish shopping. The boss asked me, "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend?" Then, the boss silently took the flowers back. . .

25. Speak softly. Modesty, sincerity and kindness.

26. Don't say that you have loneliness and spirit, but you are actually a single dog.

27. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all the love questions.

28. Don't comment on other people's lives. Maybe you haven't experienced everything that others have experienced.

29. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement does great harm to single dog. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

30. Life needs to wait. Because what is waiting is reason and maturity; Waiting for courage and confidence; Waiting is strong and optimistic; Waiting is to raise troops for a thousand days, and to fight for a while; Waiting is a blockbuster; If you don't fly, you will fly to the sky. Only in this way can our life be full of color and self-glory!

3 1, I should understand that the story has ended slowly from the beginning, why should it be so painful and persistent? Now that I have left, I will never see you again!

32. Hand index. I have to be alone on Valentine's Day this year.

When you are young, you should walk around. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

Unexpected success is more terrible than failure.

35. Sometimes trouble comes from unreasonable desires.

36. I am most afraid of what you said when I told you the truth with joy.

Filial piety should be timely. Good deeds should also be timely.

At present, there are four ways for women in China to succeed: First, learn English well and marry foreigners. Second, learn English well, study abroad and marry a foreigner. Third, learn English well, study abroad, return home and marry foreigners. Fourth, learn English well, study abroad, return to China, work hard and marry a foreigner.

If I were a tear, I would fall on your lips and stay in your heart. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would never cry, because I am afraid of losing you.

40. There are two me in the world. One pretends to be happy, and the other is really sad.

4 1, a person spends Tanabata, a person spends Valentine's Day, and a person spends Christmas. If you have the ability, let me spend it alone!

42. Many people climbed to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder was hung on the wrong wall.

43. There are many choices in life. Be careful at every step. But one choice can't decide everything. Don't hesitate, don't regret making a choice. As long as we can make unremitting efforts, victory lies ahead.

44. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

Don't show your love on April 20th. Single dog, what should we do?

46. People sometimes have to force themselves. We need a powerful energy from ourselves to push ourselves to a new level.

47. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

Single dog, what are you going to do that day? I sleep at home anyway.

49. Many things in our life are actually waiting, waiting for a result we want, waiting for an emotion that belongs to us and waiting for a beautiful tomorrow, so our life is just waiting.

50. smile It can not only express goodwill, but also shorten interpersonal distance.

5 1, the reason why I am single is very simple, that is, you are single and I am waiting for you, when we are together again.

52. Like a cat in an old alley, I am free, but I have no home to go back to. The first time I heard someone say that being single is so fresh and refined.

What's wrong with being single? It is not that I am unpopular, but that I am happy, proud and free.

54. I didn't mean to be bad. It's good to listen to anything.

55. It's not that easy to show love. single dog has the temper of Ta.

56, single is the seed of spring, full of hope; Being single is the scorching sun in summer, full of enthusiasm and brilliance; Being single is a fallen leaf in autumn, free; Single is a snowflake in winter, and romantic love is not taking, but giving; This is not a dream, nor a delusion. Love is not like this. This is a kind, respectable, harmonious and pure life.

57. I want to sleep forever, but I'm afraid I won't have you in my dream-you once said you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.

58. Be grateful and never give up! Even in the fiercest storm, we should have the courage to look up and face the front. Because please believe: any suffering experience, as long as it is not sinking, is wealth!

59. Some people, some things, can they really forget if they want to?

Happiness comes from a heart that knows how to give.

6 1, lonely night, how long, but because of your love for me, I forgot that waiting was the original old life, but I waited calmly until the end of time, and things changed.

62. You have a smile on your face. People with love in their hearts are the loveliest. They are bodhisattvas.

I have been single for a long time, and I feel good when I look at that dog. Let alone unscrew the bottle cap. Fire hydrants can be unscrewed.

After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

If you learn to wait, you will learn to seize hope and find the way to success. Learn to wait, let the stars shine in the sky of the soul, let the flowers of wisdom be fragrant and bright, and let the ocean of life be boundless.

66. There are two kinds of single people, one is to bathe in youth carefree, and the other is to drown in the pain brought by their predecessors.

67. In every love, there is a person silently waiting for that love forever. Maybe I'm the one. He doesn't expect you to give him a true love, just ask you to live a happy and beautiful life. He doesn't expect you to think of him when you are bored, but please take care of yourself!

68. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother, a rabbit by Ma Ma, and single dog by others when I grew up. The animal history of a person's life.

69. We live in the same warm water, and we may occasionally get entangled in aquatic plants, but because of each other's warm breathing, I believe they will not be fast knots. If I say I love you, I have always loved you. I wonder if you will believe me?

70. Stop calling yourself single dog. This dog died at your age.

7 1, I spend your gossip time studying, and your nonsense time thinking, so I can't be like you. So it is not necessary and impossible for us to be friends.

72. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall, it will turn into a thriving ice!

73. On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to take to the streets. When they see a couple, they will walk through the middle, and a couple is a couple.

74. Just received the imperial edict from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, and the Qixi Festival was cancelled. Please tell the single friends ~ ~ ~

75. The Journey to the West told us that all monsters with background were taken away, and those without background were killed by a stick.

Be kind to your hobbies, don't let hobbies make way for learning, let hobbies serve learning.

77. If people don't commit crimes against me, I won't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; I'll give you an injection if people let me again; People still attack me and kill the grass.

78. If you don't want to be single dog and show love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.

79. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

80. On such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to an ice-breaking place.

8 1. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied by others.

82. Don't ask me how to spend Valentine's Day on Qixi this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along, but I still admit that I only feel sad.

We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

84. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about relationships.

85. Joy and gratitude are the power to eliminate troubles.

86. The boat of friendship turns over, and the boat of love sinks. Only single dog's boat can stand.

87. Don't ask me if I am single dog in the future. It is against heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! Wocao, can single dog evolve into a growling dog now?

88. It is not easy to be single dog's younger brother. When necessary, you should be your brother and guest boyfriend. Of course, you should be a grandson at most.

Dogs are long gone when they are your age. You should be a single turtle.

90. Stop saying that you are single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

9 1. Ask what Valentine's Day is in the world and what is single dog.

92. Being single means the wrong ending and the right beginning. Being single means that you will no longer waste precious time and youth and do useless work. Being single means a new burning, you just need to wait patiently for the person who is about to ignite you. Being single is just a simple multiple-choice question, A or B, crying or laughing, that's all. We are single, but calm.

93. I want to hire two children on Tanabata. When I meet a man, I will call my father. When I meet a woman, I will call my mother. Breaking up a pair is a pair.

94. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

95. A single boy is called single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

96, Tanabata Valentine's Day, I rent it at a low price and sell it at a low price! Please book in advance if necessary!

97. If there is no next intersection, will we go to the end?

As single dog, only static electricity rattles with me in winter.

99. Happiness comes from a heart that knows how to give.

100, don't sun chocolate flowers on Tanabata, let your boyfriend sun them and see if there are any duplicates.

Talking about single dog, single dog is very interesting.

Single dog's Talk/Friends Circle single dog's Talk

1. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.

2. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all the love questions.

Dogs are long gone when they live to your age. You should be a single turtle.

As single dog, only static electricity rattles with me in winter.

Like a cat in an old alley, I am free, but I have no home to go back to. The first time I heard someone say that being single is so fresh and refined.

6. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall, it will turn into ice and ice!

7. It's not that easy to show love. single dog has the temper of Ta.

Looking back, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

9. What is Valentine's Day in the world and single dog?

10. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

1 1. Don't say that you are lonely and energetic, but you are actually a single dog.

12. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

13. The boat of friendship will turn over when it is said, and the boat of love will sink when it is said. Only single dog's boat can stand.

14. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is single dog.

15. Don't ask me if I am single dog in the future. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! Wocao, can single dog evolve into a growling dog now?

16. I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog. Interesting. Tell me about Daquan.

17. Everyone says I'm single. Hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

18. After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

19. Do you like having a dog? I like it! My family has a dog. My parents don't like it, so I want to give it to you. Is it okay? What dog? I'm single dog.

Single dog's funny talk/single dog's funny jokes.

1. Stop saying that you are single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

When you are young, you should walk around. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

In such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to be full of tears and ice.

5. The single boy is called single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

6. If you don't want to be single dog to show love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.

7. Teach you the most effective way to get rid of single dog and be my wife.

8. It's not easy to be single dog's younger brother. When necessary, you should be your brother and guest boyfriend. Of course, you should be a grandson at most.

9. I have been single for a long time, and I feel good when I look at that dog. Let alone unscrew the bottle cap. Fire hydrants can be unscrewed.

10. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement does great harm to single dog. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

1 1. Don't ask me for emotional advice. I'm single dog. I only suggest breaking up.

12. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother and a rabbit by Ma Ma. When I grow up, I am called single dog by others. The animal history of a person's life.

13. I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I will start my life in the second half of the year.

14. Teacher: Pets are not allowed in school! Classmate: What about single dog? Teacher: No, no! Classmate: Let's go home. The school doesn't want us

Single dog's Talk/single dog's Classic Sentences

1. My mother has forgotten my name since she knew the word single dog.

We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

I'm single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which will break the dogma.

I've been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

Don't worry about single girls, maybe God thinks: I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

6. Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and a woman in others' eyes.

7. My main composition: 2% cute +98% single.

8. After I fell in love with you, I changed from a worry-free single dog to a worry-free single dog.

9. A little fairy in MengMeng, single and teased, likes to take away.

10. The kind of girl who thinks, well, she must have a boyfriend at first sight. In fact, such girls are generally single dog.

Single dog's self-deprecating quotations/single dog's classic quotations.

1. The whole world is filled with the sour smell of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

I'm not single dog, I'm just a lone wolf in the wind.

3. The people who show their love have changed from batch to batch, and only I am single.

4. Long-distance love, what is long-distance love? Long-distance love with the object, so far I don't know where ta is.

5. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I saw a sow recently and felt very beautiful.

6. Nowadays, high-value people are single, such as me.

7. Do you know why I am single? Usually I'm so handsome that I won't be considered.

Please don't call me single dog. My code name is Lone Wolf.

9. I am single because no one can easily regard me as the successor of the proletariat.

10. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single. Let me be single.

Speaking of being single, single dog.

Talking about being single

1. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then in a casual moment, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget.

2. Being single is just a lifestyle you choose; It is better to be alone than to make do with it. We are proud and lonely.

I opened the door and found that I was alone.

No matter how many grievances you have suffered. I'll keep a secret. It's not that I don't want to talk, I just don't know what to say and who to talk to.

5. Be quiet when you are alone; When you are alone, you will feel lonely, fill the wounds of the night with the past, and then giggle at your innocence; When a person is free, he will not be affected, and the small world will walk at will; Be strong when you are alone and hold your head high when you have no shoulders to lean on. No one loves himself more than himself. One day alone, we smile, smile, walk and smile. A person is beautiful and romantic! A person is quiet and elegant.

6. It is said that the men who win quarrels with their girlfriends (wives) are all single!

7. Being single means that God has prepared a better person for you. I hope these sentences will warm you up.

8. I don't want to be single, just to wait for someone.

9. After breaking up, I was free.

10, now you don't have love. It's not that you don't deserve love, but that God thinks you deserve better.

Talking about being single

1 1. Being single for a long time will become a habit.

12 I missed someone. I thought it was just a moment, but I didn't expect it to be a lifetime.

13, single for a long time, even looking at sows will feel thin eyes.

14, from college to now, there is only one boy who makes me want to have sex with someone. Unfortunately, when he wants to have sex with me, I won't do it. When I want to have sex with him, he has a girlfriend!

15, not without love, just wrong!

16, loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

17, thank you for being so rude that I learned to give up. ....

18, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Enjoy alone, don't disturb.

19, the person you like doesn't show up, and the person who does doesn't like it.

20, fate has not arrived, do not want to fuck.

Single dog, tell me.

Do you know why you are still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength has not kept up.

I finally know why I'm single. What I like doesn't like me, and I don't know what I like.

I am single, I am proud, and I keep condoms for my country.

Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

Don't just tell me that you are happy unless you want to spend it with me.

Let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year's Day alone, let me spend the holidays alone, and let me take the exam alone if I have the ability.

Are you still alone on Valentine's Day? Nima, will I become a dog?

It's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you don't know.

I have saved a lot of telephone bills since I was single.

Those who won in a quarrel with their girlfriends are basically single now.

Either you have always been proud of being single, or you are single-minded for one person.

The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the phone bill package is left.

When I am in love with a person, I will play lianliankan at home, and one pair will be eliminated.

Hello, everyone, I am a lifelong honorary member of the global single dog Anti-Show Love Alliance.

Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

Didn't receive any presents at Christmas? Don't be sad, don't be sad, because there will be New Year's Day, Spring Festival and a day alone, and you will get used to it.

It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

Since I'm single, I've saved my phone bill. I'm refreshed and my heart doesn't hurt.

The saddest thing is not being single, but not even having the person I like best.

Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about relationships.

Everyone has at least one heartbreaking secret behind them.

There is a single, there is a single, just for someone.

The person I love doesn't love me, and the person I love doesn't love me, which is why I have been single.

Why are so many people still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength is not better.

In fact, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you are.

You didn't choose to be single, you just chose the love you want.

I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.

Unless that person can make your life better than it was when you were single, why stay single for that person?

For people who are afraid of trouble and pain, being single is more suitable for me.

There are always a few friends around you who always support you, take care of you and understand you, so even if you are single, you are happy.

In fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

Being single is because someone in my heart can't support the second person.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person who is worth having.

If a person has been single for a long time and he doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important.

Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.

If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

Keep saying long live single, but thinking about that impossible Ta in my heart.

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.