Cantonese funny words

How much do you know about some humorous Cantonese sentences? Are you interested in reading them? Here are some interesting Cantonese words I shared with you. Welcome to browse.

Selected funny words in Cantonese:

(1) May you always be young, fatter than a pig, fatter than a pig, heavier than a sweet potato, look like a dwarf, be a wild ghost mouse, eat without cooking, never admit defeat, and be a wild boar. Congratulations! !

2) There is a fan in the cool breeze, and there is no electricity when pumping water. I have no money and want to eat durian. Although I don't wear gold and silver, I am rich, but I can lend you some mosquitoes at high interest to buy a baby face.

3) The teacher had a problem in class:? What are the characteristics of poor robbery and pregnant women? As a result, only three people were qualified, and they replied: all bugs? . And only one person got full marks, four words: too late!

4) I fell in love with you at first sight and said nothing. I came to see you the other day, and no one looked for you everywhere. I married you in five days and have been together for 60 years!

5) Sending messages is a bad behavior. You can choose to be kind, crazy, stupid or even crazy, but it's hard to send a message!

6) I married three kinds of women, one is an injection nurse, and her name is:? Xu, Zhuo you. ? One is a bus driver named:? Enter d and then d, it's so empty. ? Teacher of the third department, Japanese word:? Doing good for me will be punished a hundred times. ?

One, two, three, four, five, six. There is no program at night, and a few silly boys are alone. Seeing this beautiful girl so mature, the ghost called her the apple of my eye. It is better to go home early and have a sweet dream! ... sin! Sin!

8) I've always wanted to say those words to you, but you know their weight. I'm afraid that once I talk about them, we can't even be friends, but I can't control my feelings and summon up the courage to say to you: Yiduo, you are drinking with doomsday today!

9) How strange. It should be you. I've been looking for you. I will make good use of this opportunity. I'll catch up with you until ... you thief! You are connected with our enterprise.

10) The exam was so concentrated that countless candidates stayed up all night. Cherish Qin Huang Hanwu, too timid, Tang Zong Song Zu, had to copy. A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, finally handed in a blank sheet of paper. The past has passed, and the number of romantic figures has all been regained.

The latest Cantonese funny words:

1) He is arrogant, but he is kind-hearted and low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire that God gave to mankind to create super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Is he the immortal incarnation? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ God!

Are you serious? ! What I said can't be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!

3) Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work, and my real identity is a research monk.

4) Sir: I'm left Qinglong, right White Tiger, the old cow is at the waist, and the faucet is at the chest. If people don't kill people, the Buddha won't kill the Buddha!

5) The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind.

6) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. To tell you the truth, I am called Pan An in Yushu, and Zhou Botong, a little prostitute, plum blossoms crush Haitang!

7) With your wisdom, can I fool you?

8) Fattening vines, shaking feet, buying old pork to worship God. It's foolish to go halfway to the pagpagpag mark, to the vines around the temple, to the mouth mark of the house, to eat pork and become a plague god, and to read the information.

Don't be depressed! Robbery! Everybody put your hands up. Men stop on the left, women stop on the right, pervert in the middle of the enterprise, press your words and cheat your mobile phone!

10) If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If there is a type of mistake, I have been wrong again and again; If cleverness should be punished, then I won't be cut to pieces; If modesty is to be tortured, how can I escape?

1 1) There is news in the breeze, and the autumn moon is boundless. Thanks for my feeling, it's like a year. Although I am not handsome, I have a broad mind and strong arms. Do you love me?

12) If God gives me another chance, I will definitely tell you. Park street! What's wrong with me without money? !

13) What's the woman's name when the man goes out? The golden house is hidden? ; Women are called men? Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? ;

Thunderstorm warning is now in effect; Gel-free Observatory reminds you to take a lightning rod before you go out. good luck ......

15) You are really loved by everyone. You see the car in the car, the coffin is opened and the dead chicken is covered.

16) I will hold you tight! Did you catch me?

17) men's four ideals: money falls from the sky one after another, handsome guys are dead, beautiful girls are rusty, scrambling to find me;

18) 2 1! Sending messages is not easy. You can have a fever, you can feel good, you can have a fever, you can be crazy, but sending messages is not easy! It's always good for vitasoy milk! A

19) Think of me when you are lonely, and come to see me when you miss me to see if I remember to bring fruit. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me. Apple represents that you love me.

20) From now on, China Mobile will implement a big discount on sending short messages. Traditional text messages cost me money. Simplified text messages cost 20 cents each and English text messages cost 5 cents each. China Mobile suggests sending short messages in a simplified form.

2 1) Baby, hold on to me so that I can hold on to you!

Do you know that?/You know what? You just kill people behind their backs; The front is so scary! Solution? Because behind you looks like Edison Chen, but unfortunately, behind you looks like Ye Jingsheng! ! ! What a pity! ! ! ! ! !

23) Get up, rotten training pig, get to work quickly, I'm too lazy to bother you ~ ~! Really blind ~!

24) Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts every day. I've tried very hard. I tried my best. Don't understand your heart, don't understand my heart?

You are not easy. If you want to send me a salty and wet short message, I will write it on Zhou Jie Street: Registration 13XXXXXXXXX.

26) I didn't mean to meet you, but I intended to know you; Miss you as family, like you as love; I am half-hearted without seeing you, and I am single-minded without seeing you.

27) It is said that the weather in Guangdong is changeable recently, and there have been several heavy rains all over Guangzhou. Please remember to take a rubber boat when you go out, just in case.

I fell in love with you at first sight I haven't seen you for two days. I visited you three times and four times. Five flying children surround you. My six relatives refused to save you. I made friends eight times in seven times and gave you 999 roses, because I like you very much! ? !

29) Wife: I'd rather marry the devil than you! ? Husband:? No way. Close relatives are forbidden to get married. ?

30) You are really loved by everyone. When you see the car, you can see the coffin! !

3 1) May you stay young forever, be fatter than a pig, heavier than a sweet potato, shorter than a dwarf, wilder than a wild ghost mouse, eat without cooking, never give up, and be a wild boar. Congratulations! !

32) There is a fan in the cool breeze, and there is no electricity when pumping water. I have no money and want to eat durian. Although I don't wear gold and silver, I am rich, but I can lend you some mosquitoes at high interest to buy a baby face.

33) The exam was so concentrated that countless candidates stayed up all night. Qin Huang cherished Hanwu and was too timid, so he had to follow suit. A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, finally handed in a blank sheet of paper. The past has passed, and the number of romantic figures has all been regained.

34) fatten vines, shake your feet, and buy old pork to worship God. Walking halfway to the PagPag sign, going to the vines around the temple, and returning to the sign at home, eating pork becomes a plague, and reading information is a fool.

35) Don't be depressed! Robbery! Everybody put your hands up. Men stop on the left, women stop on the right, pervert in the middle of the enterprise, press your words and cheat your mobile phone!

36) The teacher had a problem in class:? What are the characteristics of poor robbery and pregnant women? As a result, only three people were qualified, and they replied: all bugs? . And only one person got full marks, four words: too late!

I fell in love with you at first sight and said nothing. I came to see you the other day, and no one looked for you everywhere. I married you in five days and have been together for 60 years!

38) Sending messages is a bad behavior. You can choose to be kind, crazy, stupid or even crazy, but it's hard to convey the message!

39) I married three kinds of women, one is an injection nurse, and her name is:? Xu, Zhuo you. ? One is a bus driver named:? Enter d and then d, it's so empty. ? Teacher of the third department, Japanese word:? Doing good for me will be punished a hundred times. ?

One, two, three, four, five, six. There is no program at night, and a few silly boys are alone. Seeing this beautiful girl so mature, the ghost called her the apple of my eye. It is better to go home early and have a sweet dream! ... sin! Sin!