Tell me a joke, just one, which is very funny.

Xiao Xin: Dad, why are there three gold medals in my name? -

Dad: You are short of gold in your life, so you are named Xin, just like some people are short of water, so they are named Miao, and some people are short of wood, so they are named Sen.

Xiao Xin: Dad, what do you think is missing from Sister Guo Jingjing's life?

College students humorously spoof classic funny songs.

1. I love you by Cyndi Wang, I love you by S.H.E, I really love you by Beyond, I really love you by Jonathan Lee, and I really really love you by Jerry Yan.

Comments: Don't be so complicated!

2. If you are false by Faye Wong, If I am true by Teresa Teng and If I am false by Xiao Zhengnan.

Comments: Can I return it?

3. Jackie Chan's Who am I, Cockroach's Forget Who I am, Jolin Tsai's Who Are You, and Xu Zhian's Forget Who You Are.

Comments: You all need melatonin!

4. Elva Hsiao's "Be your girl all your life" and Long Meizi's "Be your woman in the next life".

Comments: Yes, mature!

5. Pu Shu's I Love You Goodbye and Ding Wei's Goodbye I Love You.

Remarks: No delivery. ...

6. Su Yongkang's "Men shouldn't make women cry" and Jordan chan's "Women shouldn't make men too tired".

Comments: What a sweet little couple!

7. Jiang Yuheng, Stephanie, Wang Leehom, Wilber Pan, Zhao Wei, Guo Meimei and Ekin Cheng's "If you love me, will you be afraid?"

Comments: Really courageous!

8. Dong Wenhua's Story of Spring, Miriam Yeung's Story of Summer, Ailing Chen's Story of Autumn and Ray Ma's Story of Winter.

Comments: Little Red Riding Hood, coming! Listen to grandma wolf tell you stories!

Classic misunderstanding

1 When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Little darling!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

2. A sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, and quickly said to that person, Comrade, you dropped the cigarettes! The man is furious: you just castrated!

3. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "I envy you, I didn't take off my pants."

4. A company recruits, and the English name of the next girl to interview is "spring". The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English level and shouted: Hi! That one named "Chun", it's your turn!

On the bus, the standing pregnant woman said to the strange man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!

6. Min: Are there any military prostitutes in the army? Jun: Yes, there is no military discipline! Min: Really! Do I have to pay? Jun: What money do you need? Our military discipline was handed down from above.

7. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife called. She said on the phone that she would kiss you." Boss: "Please collect it for me first, and then come and give it to me later."

8. Mrs. Wang is pregnant with quadruplets and shows off to her neighbors everywhere, saying that it is not easy to give birth to quadruplets, with an average of 60 thousand births. Mrs. Li was surprised: do you still have time to do housework?

9. Children are thinking about "heredity and environment". Mom interjected: This question is very simple. As we all know, children who look like their fathers are inherited. Like neighbors, that is the environment.

10. W: Why do you look so old-fashioned? M: If you like RMB, do you still care what year it was issued?

Dude, I chose this carefully. If you don't adopt it, don't say you're sorry for me, and I'm even more sorry for the person who made this joke.