Please beg for hilarious, hilarious jokes!

1 At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Dong Zhuo deposed Emperor Xian and made Luoyang his capital. Not only was he ambitious, he was also seduced by beauty and took Diao Chan as his concubine. Gradually, he discovered that the ministers around him were all salivating over Diao Chan, so he carefully arranged a banquet one night. The ministers attended one after another, and Diao Chan danced gracefully in the banquet. Beforehand, Dong Zhuo had already smeared ink on Diao Chan's chest, and suddenly the light As soon as it went out, there was chaos underneath. After a long time, the lights came back on. The hands of all the ministers were black. Only Lu Bu had clean hands. Dong Zhuo was very happy: Lu Bu, you are a loyal minister worthy of my trust! After saying this, Lu Bu smiled, showing his black teeth. . .

2 Taking a life drawing class, the female model posed.

A boy raised his hand and said: "Tell the teacher, it was not this posture yesterday."

The teacher said: "How should I adjust it?"

The boy swallowed. He salivated and said loudly: "The left leg should go further to the left, and the right leg should go further to the right!"

3 Indian police officers all have big beards.

One day, a restaurant held a family event for police and citizens, and pol.ice ate for free.

After a female police officer finished eating, she walked straight towards the door. The hotel waiter hurriedly stepped forward to stop her.

Waiter: Pol.ice is free. If you look at it, it’s not Pol.ice. You have to pay!

Female police officer: I am the secret police officer, my beard is down there!

In Chinese language class 4, the teacher wrote "soft" on the blackboard and asked everyone to spell it out.

The boys shouted in unison: The end of the day---soft.

The teacher said: The boy’s pronunciation is not standard, please ask the girl to supplement it.

The girls shouted in unison: After the day is over, I---are soft.

The squad leader corrected: Five nights a day---soft.

The teacher became impatient and corrected sternly: The correct spelling should be ---日五夜我---鲁.

5 After the village chief returned from an inspection abroad.

The village chief told his wife that foreign women scream in bed, which is very sultry.

I went to bed with my wife at night and my wife closed her eyes silently

Village chief: "Why didn't you scream?"

My wife shouted: "The village chief is Japanese! ! ”

6 Mom and Dad took Dumb to the beach in California for vacation.

The foreigners on the beach were all naked and swimming naked.

Dumb: Dad, why is your penis not as big as those uncles’?

Dad: ...Because...those uncles are richer than Dad.

After a while. Dumb wanted to drink Coke, so Dad went to the store to buy it alone.

Dumb and his mother stayed at the beach, but when his father came back, he found that his mother was missing.

Dad: Where is your mother?

Dumb: Dad, just after you left, a very rich uncle came. He looked at my mother and saw that the money was getting more and more. Later, my mother left with him. .