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Snake's self-reported composition

Everyone has the experience of writing a composition in daily study, work or life, so you are familiar with it. Writing is a transition from internal speech to external speech, that is, from a compressed and concise language that you can understand to a developed and standardized grammatical structure that others can understand. So how to write a general composition? The following is the self-report composition of the snakes I collected for you. Welcome to read the collection.

Snake's self-report composition 1 Hello, I'm a sea snake. Although we are not as famous as cobra, we are much better than cobra. If you want to know more about me, listen to me.

We are shaped like a belt, but if you dare to wrap me around your waist, you are out. We have a small head and a thin neck, which helps us to hunt, because then we can reach into the cracks and mud pits of coral reefs to find food. Shrimp, shellfish and eels are all our delicacies. Speaking of which, my mouth is watering and I can't wait to go to the "dinner party" at once.

Our tail is flat, and the flat paddle tail can generate great propulsion when it swings left and right in the sea, which can make us swim faster. So you can run for your life quickly

Our scales are sparsely arranged with thick skin between them. This can not only prevent the salt in seawater from infiltrating into the body, but also prevent the water in the body from losing outward. Such a perfect figure naturally makes other snakes extremely jealous.

Hey, cobra knows. You will definitely say, "How powerful the cobra is! Who doesn't know! " It's a rookie Most of our sea snakes are more poisonous than cobras. Among them, our hook-billed sea snake is twice as toxic as cobra, and our small-headed sea snake is four times as toxic as cobra.

Ah, here comes the shark! It is our nemesis. "I hid." I quickly hid in the gap of the coral reef, and the pattern on my body blended with the coral reef, so that the stupid shark would never find me. After a long time, the big, stupefied shark didn't find me and swam to other places to find food.

Ok, I won't tell you. I'm going hunting. Bye!

I am a cobra, and everyone is afraid. I am one of the most poisonous snakes in the world! My head is long and flat, and it has the unique pattern of eye snakes. Let me tell you a little secret. Actually, I have no ears at all. My fangs are very powerful! Once a person is bitten by me, nine times out of ten, he will not live. I am also considered as the snake king of India. I am also the incarnation of Shiva, a powerful god, and my god is enshrined in many temples! !

When I hunt prey, I will kill it in various ways. Sometimes I show my tail and sway gently. Mice and birds thought it was an earthworm, so they leaned in, so they would be lucky enough to be my delicious food before they knew it.

I like dancing best. I often dance to the artist's flute. You may be confused! To tell you the truth, I'm not dancing with a melodious flute. I was just fascinated by the movement of the flute, so I danced.

I used to be people's bodyguard. 198 1 In August, a star diamond weighing 393 carats was exhibited in an exhibition in London. In order to prevent this priceless star sapphire from being stolen, people put me and this star sapphire in the exhibition, which frightened the thieves.

I forgot to tell you, I also have a sister named cobra. It only aims at the opponent's eyes and hurts the killer. The venom of Australian cobra is enough to kill 50 people. Are you a little scared!

Having said that, you must know a lot about me! Come to my house to play when you are free!

I am a snake, charming but poisonous.

I carry parasites, viruses, bacteria ... they form a mutually beneficial relationship with me.

I live in a big forest, but a new species appears. They are fragile, greedy, selfish, and even have a short name, that is, "people."

For many years, the snake people have kept their distance from people and feared them. And I gradually understand that people are afraid of viruses. In order to protect myself, I changed my simplicity into a red card warning and my teeth into fangs ... Some of my relatives borrowed the bones of elephants to convince people of the proverb "greed, snakes swallow elephants".

But people are ignorant and not afraid of viruses, just to set foot in the big forest for a change! I feel fear and anger. Shows the sharpest weapon of wild animals: virus!

Viruses make people suffer and even die, but people always think that the alarm is not loud enough. The fantasy of "people don't attack me, I don't attack" has become a fantasy. Wild animals hide their fangs, but quietly let incurable viruses attack humans.

I warned many times, but no one listened. If this continues, novel coronavirus will never take revenge for the last time! This virus will make mankind extinct on the earth. ...

On behalf of all wild animals, the snake clan appealed to human beings: "mind your mouth and keep us away from the river!" " "

I once lived happily with my children. Suddenly one day, in order to collect the coal mines in this field, humans actually cut down all the trees here. Seeing that my home was destroyed, I had to decide to leave here the next day.

The next day, we moved to the grassland and saw a beautiful rabbit. When she came, she found that some of her hair had fallen off. I leaned over and asked, "What's your name? Why do I have no hair in some places? " Seeing that I was a snake, she was afraid and said, "Don't catch me!" " "I said," don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. "After listening to my words, she said," My name is Nana, and the grass I eat is polluted by sewage discharged by human beings. "After hearing this, I thought: It seems that this place is polluted, too. I decided to move again.

This time I moved to the river and saw a three-legged frog. I stepped forward and asked, "How did you break your foot?" The frog said, "My foot is broken because humans throw garbage into the river to catch frogs." I listened and asked, "Where are the trees here?" The frog sighed and said, "All the trees here have been cut down by human beings." I'm sorry to hear that. This place is not suitable for our family life.

Just then, an animal protector found me and looked at the pattern on me. "This is a rare animal!" He said, "She and her children should be taken back to protect them." (Because he thought I was a female snake) He followed my trail, found my little snake, and took it back to the wildlife reserve with me. When I woke up, I found slogans such as "protect animals" and "protect plants" on the wall, so I decided to live here.

This is the self-report of the more important snake.

Snake's self-report composition 5 Hi! I am a snake. My name is Xiaohua. Alas, farmers hate me. They just stole some chickens and ate some eggs. Why do they always hit me with brooms? Oh, how stingy! People even gave me a special two-part allegorical saying: the snake in the chicken nest-it's over! You make me sound like a heinous devil, but in fact I am very measured!

There are too few chickens recently, and there is no good harvest, so I have to live with my sister mice. What a nest of snakes and rats, alas!

"Don't go the usual way", I'm not advertising for human beings. I jumped, and a perfect "S" shape appeared in the air. Look, a beautiful ribbon fluttered in the blue sky, and I successfully "flew" over! I got off the tree and looked at the photos taken by Sister Mouse. Hmm! Good image, comparable to a small S.

I often read books and have a little culture, but I accidentally made my eyes nearsighted. Alas, you must wear a pair of "glasses" for everything! But it's okay, it looks like a gentleman!

I'm also good at singing. When people heard it, they were immediately shocked by my charm. They said I could take part in "I am a singer" and have a contest with Terry Lin!

People say I am a symbol of evil. In fact, I am full of treasures, and I am constantly making contributions to mankind. They also called me evil, which is really ungrateful!

My shadow is also very attractive, so there is a great legend of a cup bow and snake shadow.

Now, I have also created a new vocabulary, snake belly: it refers to a strong and flexible person. I hope you work hard!

I am a snake, and human beings have brought our family to the point of extinction. Humans, actually think about it. If our snake clan dies, who will help you get rid of the mice that steal food?

I once lived happily with my brothers and sisters. But the gunfire broke our original happy and peaceful life. I watched my brothers and sisters get shot, made snakeskin boxes and snakeskin bags, held them in my hands, made snake soup, roasted snake meat and fried snake meat for people to eat. I am sad to see my brothers and sisters become delicious on the human table, carrying suitcases in their hands, but what can I do? The enemy can't compete with human arrows and guns. If I really start fighting, it's no use dying. I saw my brothers and sisters leave me one by one. I am very sad, I live in fear, afraid of dying by the hunter's gun.

When I watched the day fly by, I felt helpless. I remembered the snake in the late Farmer and the Snake. In the story, my grandfather was ungrateful and bit the rescuer, the farmer, and finally the farmer died. Actually, it's not like this. It was invented by humans who covet our skin and flesh. The truth should be that the farmer saved my grandfather and held him in his arms. But the farmer was greedy for grandpa's meat and wanted to chop him to death with an axe and go home to burn the meat, but everything was seen by grandpa. To save himself, he bit the vicious farmer. My grandfather told me himself.

"Bang, bang, bang" The hateful hunter invaded us with weapons again. I must run away quickly! ! !