Slogan of historical sitcom contest

1.___, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

Classmate A: I will never regret taking off my clothes.

(The positive solution is "If my belt widens, I will never regret it". I admit that this is a problem in my mind. )

2. Where is the canal so clear, _ _ _

A: I have a clear spring in my heart.

(The positive solution is "only the flowing water comes from the source", but we still have some problems with water use ~ ~ ~)

3. When * * * cuts off the candle at the west window, _ _ _

Classmate A: Husband and wife sit in the morning.

The Chinese teacher fainted while reading the paper. After the lecture, I fainted again! The correct solution is "rainy time in the evening")

4. Mayflies shake trees, _ _ _

Classmate A: Not moving.

(The positive solution is "ridiculous and not self-sufficient". Don't move, hehe, it's true. )

5. The beauty of an adult gentleman is _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Little people win people's love.

(faint directly)

6. The poor are immune, _ _ _

Classmate A: Rich people have wives and concubines.

(positive solution: achieving the goal will help the world)

7.___, everyone knows you.

A: As long as it looks like Saddam Hussein.

(Khan ||| ...)

There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 peerless beauties.

Classmate A: Iron bars can also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ (I guess it's not as simple as grinding into needles)

(The positive solution is "but his love for 3,000 people is concentrated on one person")

9. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix.

A: plucking a phoenix is not as good as plucking a chicken.

Another student replied: Both husband and wife returned to China.

(The positive solution is "However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn")

10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _

Classmate A: Fight at the head of the bed and close the door at the end of the bed.

Another student replied: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right person.

1 1.__, the wife of dross is not allowed to go to court.

A: Married men don't sleep.

(The Chinese teacher is angry! )

12. I wish people a long life

Classmate A: An eternal flower.

(I laughed crazy at that time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles a day * * * ChanJuan")

13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _

Classmate A: Climb the tortoise beside the East Village.

(Yes, it's quite neat)

14. I suggest that God stand up again.

Classmate A: God yelled at me three times.

(The positive solution is "drop talents without sticking to one pattern", Gong Zizhen)

15. I was born useful, _ _ _

Classmate A: Show your magic at the critical moment.

Another student replied: the mouse son can make holes.

(The Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laughed without image)

16. If it is sentimental, it will get old. _ _

Classmate A: People don't waste their youth!

(The positive solution is that "the moon is long and round without hate", and Li He's "Golden Copper Immortal Han Song") (There is also a saying that "the right way on earth is vicissitudes")

17. Relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _

Classmate A: Please don't tell him.

(The positive solution is "a piece of ice is in the jade pot")

18. The final exam produced couplets, and the first couplet was the hero of the work.

The couplets of junior three students are: I have rich charm.

19. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease

Classmate A: It's a fool not to eat.

Who hasn't died since ancient times

Classmate A: Just a series of deaths.

(Ending: After the parent-teacher meeting, the bird was left by the teacher to give a lecture ...)

20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light.

Li Bai slept soundly.