Are there any jokes that make you laugh for a long time?

I just heard a joke on the Internet recently and thought it was quite funny. Let's tell it to everyone and have fun together.

It is said that a village head in China fled to the United States with money. Because he had nothing to do, he opened a clinic in the United States, claiming that he could cure all diseases and accept 300 yuan. If he can't be cured, he will get compensation of 1 1,000 yuan.

When an American doctor heard about it, he thought it was an opportunity to make a fortune. I came to the clinic opened by the village chief of China and said that I had lost my sense of taste and had no taste in eating. The village chief said to the nurse: Bring the medicine in box 10 and give the patient three drops. Who knows there is only one drop, the American doctor shouted, damn it, it's gasoline. The village chief said, congratulations, your taste has recovered. Please pay 300 yuan. The American doctor paid the money and left.

A few days later, the American doctor came to the village chief's clinic again to get the lost money back. He said, I have amnesia and I don't remember anything. The village chief said to the nurse, and the village chief said to the nurse, bring the medicine in box 10 and give the patient three drops. The Americans shouted, damn it, this is the gasoline that cured the taste last time. The village chief said, congratulations, your memory has been restored. Please pay 300 yuan. The Americans had to pay the money again and left angrily.

A few days later, the American came to the clinic again and said, my eyesight is very poor and I can't see anything. The village chief sighed and said, Sorry, we have no medicine to cure this disease. Here is your refund 1000 yuan. The Americans took the money and said, but this is only 500 yuan. The village chief said, congratulations, my eyesight has recovered. Please pay me 300 yuan.

The Americans were not happy. After a while, they went to the clinic again. Say I can't hear you. The village chief whispered to the nurse that this guy died with us. You'd better add some rat poison to the medicine box and kill him. After listening to this, the Americans began to run away. The village chief caught up with him and said, Congratulations, your hearing has been restored ... Before the village chief finished speaking, the Americans left 300 yuan and never came back.

The next year, Americans went to the clinic, thinking that this time, no matter what they said, they would pretend to be crazy. Who knows, the village chief was overjoyed and quickly called his American wife and said, Honey, your husband is like this, why are we still sneaking around? After listening, the American grabbed the phone and questioned his wife. Who knows that the phone has never been dialed? The Americans found that they had been pawned and paid 300 yuan again.

This incident has seriously hindered Americans. After some thinking, he was wheeled to the clinic and told not to be deceived by any tricks played by the village chief. When the village chief saw the American, he was silent in despair for a long time, and then took out his pistol. Americans thought, is it to kill people? Who knows that the village chief went to the American wheelchair, handed the gun to the American, then shot himself at the gun and fell in a pool of blood. When the police arrived, the American immediately jumped out of his wheelchair, threw down his pistol and said, I didn't do it, he put it in my hand. At this time, the village head got up from the ground, took out the blood bag in his clothes and said, small kind, you want to fucking calculate me, there is no means. Can I be the village head of China? I tell you, in China, I am not only a village head, but also a group owner.

Haha, this joke is over. Well, that's enough for you to laugh for two days.