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I don’t understand why the evil U.S. imperialism always suppresses and plunders the glorious fruits of the Korean revolution?
Xiao Ang is essentially a "patient" with obvious symptoms of Chinese culture.
1. Blind to the world. Angri knows little about the splendid civilizations of various countries in the world, and most of the information he knows is filtered, distorted, and one-sided. Angry that I am in ignorance and want to enlighten others.
2. Deaf around. Angrily and indifferent to the people's livelihood and people around him, he is as cold as a passerby. There are reasons to defend and beautify the house slaves, begging for wages, committing suicide, etc. It can be said that the wailing on the roadside is not heard, and the people's sufferings are not asked.
3. Ignorant of conscience. When posting angrily, they are completely driven by profit and completely disregard their conscience. They dare to cheer for North Korea's nuclear explosion, dare to offer gold to black-hearted bosses and mine owners, and have the heart to say that Yingying deserves to die.
4. Slave into the bone marrow. While Angri curses dissidents as "foreign slaves and fake democracy," he has never posted any posts advocating true democracy, and has never been able to promote true democratic views and solutions. The worship of power and money drives them to sell their souls and bodies for a few cents.
5. Deepthroat. A few years ago, a movie "Deep Throat" was staged in the United States and became a sensation. China's angry deepthroat can often make obscene sounds and make obscene remarks, and knows when to speak up and when to remain silent.
The symptoms of small anger are, in a sense, the characteristics of small anger; the characteristics of small anger, in a sense, are the threshold for being small anger. This principle is just like a person who has at least one "high" among the three conditions of high blood pressure, high fat, and high cholesterol, can he be called a "three high people". This is called "people are divided by their diseases."
So, you can’t have whatever identity you want, nor can you be a little angry if you want to be a little angry. If you want to be a little angry, you must have a few hard targets. Friends who want to be a little angry should check them to see if they are qualified to be a small angry. If the threshold for being a Xiaoqian is very low, and you can be a Xiaoqian casually, then being a Xiaoqian will not be considered a glorious thing by Xiaoqian, and a real Xiaoqian will be ashamed to be with you. . The following are several assessment indicators for doing Xiaoang. Friends who want to do Xiaoang may wish to check themselves to see if they are qualified.
1. The brain is rusty enough and the logic is poor enough
People with good brains cannot be angry, because people with good brains can think. After he uses his brain to think and reason about everything, it will be difficult to hide the truth. People who know the truth are hard to be deceived. Only those whose brains are like a ball of mush and whose logical abilities are poor cannot even ask a few more questions, let alone express deep doubts like the poet Bei Dao. Believe that the sky is blue! In a person's eyes, if someone says something good about something, he will think it will not be bad; if someone tells the truth, he will not tell lies, so he has the right to be a little angry.
Han Han is a rare young man with a clear head. He probably is not qualified to be Xiao Ang in this life, but he is more than qualified to be Xiao Ang's natural enemy. Han Han has had many confrontations with Xiao Ang. He wrote a blog post titled "Answers to 11 Questions from Patriotic Youth", which is very good and powerful. I quoted it and read the stupid questions raised by Xiao Ang and Han Han’s wonderful answers (considering the length and targeted questions, I chose seven), and I knew why some people become angry youths, while others I just can't do a little anger, which can be regarded as a standardized test.
Question 1: When a foreigner comes and slaps you, you remain indifferent and do not fight back to show your magnanimity?
Answer: No foreigner came and slapped me.
Question 2: Han Han, your mother was raped by a foreigner, and you didn’t protest?
Answer: Foreigners did not rape my mother.
Question 3: The motherland is your mother
Answer: The motherland is the motherland, and the mother is the mother.
Question 4: How can you be worthy of the land under your feet
Answer: I don’t have my own land, and you don’t have your own land either.
Question 5: You are not Chinese. If you are Chinese, you should boycott Carrefour.
Answer: This is not provided in the Constitution.
This is your forced gangster view of patriotism.
Question 6: Patriotism is an excellent quality and tradition that a person is born with.
Answer: If you give birth again, if you still choose to be born in this country, then this is true patriotism and excellent quality.
Question 7: If you don’t even love your own mother, are you still a human being?
Answer: My mother’s name is Zhou Qiaorong, and I love her very much. I use my own efforts to ensure that my whole family can obtain basic living security. If you want to protect people in your own country, you should first protect your own small family.
When I was in middle school, my teacher told me that being able to ask questions is more important than being able to answer, and it also requires ability. Based on this judgment, if you can imitate the above seven questions to ask any question, congratulations, you He already has the potential to be an angry young man.
2. The information is closed enough and the judgment is high enough
There is a word in economics called "information asymmetry". There is information asymmetry between buyers and sellers. For a commodity, the seller enters The price is one yuan and the seller sells it for ten yuan. The buyer knows nothing about the "market" of the product, so he bargains hard until it reaches five yuan. He thinks it's about the same, but the seller still makes several times the money. This is a serious lack of information. Symmetrical consequences.
To be a little angry, you must be the disadvantaged person in the information asymmetry, that is, the information is not enough, and the less you know, the better. "Don't make it known" is the best. Or only accept a single source of information and form a fixed receiving mode and interpretation mode. Once they receive too much information, they become confused and don't know which information is true and which information is false. For real information, they first show shock, and then instinctively use the original information to defend and counterattack the new information. Information: "Where did your information come from? How could it be like this?"
If you are in such a state of receiving and processing information, especially if you have never heard of the concept of modern political civilization, you are not interested in it. , well, you already have the important conditions to be a qualified angry youth.
3. The blood is hot enough and the rationality is low enough
This is an important indicator of being a little angry, that is to say, being a little angry must be a little "bloody" and "bloody" , a bit like a "desperate Saburo" who is not afraid of death. He must dare to go to the streets to smash and loot, dare to block the door of Carrefour, dare to pour excrement on the door of the "traitor"'s house, dare to risk his life to fight with the "Japanese devils". People who have no "backbone" and "bloody" are regarded by Xiao Ang as not worthy of being Chinese. Naturally, they will not be welcomed by Xiao Ang to join their glorious collective.
However, these passions must show strong irrational enthusiasm and impulse. Any crazy behavior does not involve brain thinking and is completely like a conditioned reflex. If you find that you are only dominated by your emotions when faced with something, your blood pressure can suddenly rise, and you can act rudely and recklessly, which is especially suitable for being a little angry.
4. The mouth is bad enough and the curse is harsh enough
People will inevitably be angry, and the same is true for small indignation. If we are not angry about unfairness, it will only encourage unfairness. Evil spirit. Expressing our anger against injustice is precisely a sign of responsibility and a force for good in society. It is difficult for us to imagine what a terrible situation it would be like in a society where people show indifference to any unfairness and injustice. Everyone is silent, creating a silent society.
Everyone can and should express their anger at injustice. But anger does not mean acting harshly and brutally. For unfairness, we can reason, appeal, protest, or file a lawsuit. We can seek solutions in a civilized way instead of treating them harshly.
But many people who are a little angry are different. They often behave like hooligans, expressing their anger by swearing and smashing things, and they are full of shit and curse very viciously. When they argue with others, they neither use evidence nor make logical arguments. They just use insults instead of reasoning, and use verbal violence to shut up the other party's mouth.
At that time, Ma Yinchu was criticized for his population theory. The Peking University campus was filled with big-character posters written by angry youths from Peking University criticizing Mr. Ma.
Mr. Ma reads the big-character posters every day to see how students criticize him, but he is disappointed. He said that as the president of Peking University, none of the students he trained could refute him theoretically. They all used slogan-style abuse. He's such a derelict principal. Mr. Ma found that all he could do was help students check for typos, circle them, and ask the rebellious students to go back to the classroom and copy them again.
If you like to be messy when debating with others, refute for the sake of refutation, curse for the sake of refutation, and use dirty words for the sake of swearing, you have already revealed your talent as an angry youth.
5. Being a mean person and knowing little about the Dharma
"The most mean person is invincible" is a very appropriate way to describe the best of small anger. Even if this kind of small anger is just communicating with others, they will harbor evil intentions and carry out personal attacks, fearing that they will not kill the other person. In reality, they ride on the coattails of sports and patriotism, and specialize in illegal and criminal activities. Sometimes they have serious personal interests in mind, and sometimes they have ulterior motives. For example, some extremely anti-Japanese people who are a little angry are openly smashing Japanese cars purchased by Chinese citizens. Their compatriots lost, but they smiled happily.
Therefore, if a person has problems with his character, is illiterate in the law, or knows how to use patriotism to override the law and human rights, then it is undoubtedly a good material for making a small outrage.
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