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Are real estate agents (agents) scammers?

Nowadays, many homeowners and customers do not regard intermediaries as human beings. They tell lies with open eyes. They feel that making money is as easy as going to the bank to withdraw money. Every word they say seems to be a lie. Human beings, brothers and sisters, how much we have suffered and how tired we are, we all have an account in our hearts: We work 12 hours a day, there are typhoons and rainstorms, who is holding an umbrella to accompany the guests to look at the buildings, the temperature is 39 degrees, and people are exposed to the sun. I’m almost fainting. Who is accompanying you under the scorching sun to find a house that suits you? We give up our private rest time and private space, and indulge in all our methods to find a house that suits our guests! We provide free property market Consultation, free market guidance, we are so dedicated, we want to help our customers realize their dream of buying a home! We are so dedicated, but no one has ever praised our industry! Customers say that the commission we earn More, but think about it, everyone, we work three times longer than ordinary people, we give up all the time to spend time with our loved ones and family, and we fulfill so many people’s home dreams. Don’t we deserve respect?

◆If we go on strike and you want to sell or rent a house, just post a note yourself. Oh, can I still connect to the Internet? If the network administrator deletes you, if there is no intermediary to pay the website to buy the port, what will they rely on to operate?

◆If we go on strike, why don’t you knock on doors and look for houses? Do you still dislike the poor decoration? Sorry, it may take two months before you can find the next house to look at.

◆If we go on strike, go ahead and fight over taxes. Transfer assessment fees, business tax, personal tax, deed tax, and other miscellaneous fees. Anyway, the calculations made by the intermediary are all deceptive. You can play with them yourself.

◆If we go on strike, you go to the bank to get a loan for fun. They all say that loan service fees should not be charged. Go to the bank and try to get a loan yourself and see if they can dump you. I don’t believe it. There is a free lunch in the world. Even if I apply for it, it will take three months before I can lend you a loan. Do you believe it?

◆If we go on strike, you can go to the Housing Authority to transfer the property and ask from window to window. The look in the eyes of the Housing Authority aunt will kill you. Haha, you've never loved it before, so this is the attitude, what, the things haven't been copied yet, there is one on the side, 5 yuan a piece, whether to print it or not.

◆If we go on strike, your house prices will fall again and again. There will always be people who are in urgent need of money and will sell them at a very low price. There will be no channels to sell them. How can there be so many people snatching them while you are holding them with your eyes closed? Smoking is like the old society's unscrupulous old money, and the price rises to 30,000 a day, without using Colgate.

◆If we go on strike, the cleaning lady may be the happiest. There are so many empty houses that need to be cleaned. It turns out that our withdrawal can drive the development of an industry.

◆If we go on strike, how many scams will happen? They say that intermediaries are cheating money now. There are scum in every industry. Let me ask, what if there are no intermediaries? Will there be more of this? Also, single women should be careful not to wander around looking at houses without someone accompanying them.

SO The existence of every industry is due to social needs. Please pay tribute to every people who stick to their posts!! If we lose people in this industry, I think there may be a situation of buying and selling houses. The risks and prices will be even more unbalanced!!

Cheers for the intermediary!! We don’t care about other people’s opinions and attacks! We firmly believe that if we work hard and we pay, there will always be people who will appreciate and understand us! Partners Guys, don’t be disappointed, let’s continue our ideals, and the real estate market in Hangzhou will be very grateful! Because of our elites, the real estate industry will develop better and better and become more standardized.

I am an intermediary, and I am proud of my career! I am an intermediary, and I earn every penny with blood and tears. I feel confident! I am an intermediary, and I use my Efforts and performance earn me honor and appreciation. I don’t need to put others down to elevate myself!! Please respect and understand us!