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Introduction of the Middle School Attached to Lihai University

It's fate to win Lien Chan! The invincible empire with super self-esteem! !

[ The Middle School Attached to Lihai University] is synonymous with the strength in junior high school tennis. This Japanese First Corps, which can still hold the throne in the face of powerful enemies from all over the country, is also the most disciplined corps in the country. Singles: 9.6

doubles: 9.6

Off-court instruction: 8.7

Comprehensive ability: 9.5 Minister, coach/Yukimura Seiji (3 years)

Deputy Minister/Sanada Genichirou (3 years)

Head office staff /52 people

Month: Plenary meeting

Fire. Due to the long history of the school, there are also black and white photos dotted in it.

◆ Trophy

Always win the winning trophies and medals piled up by history! It is very inspiring to members.

◆ Whiteboard

Above the whiteboard used to record attendance and scheduled items, there is a slogan [Perseverance] written to keep a normal heart.

◆ locker

The locker where uniforms and school supplies are placed during practice is always neatly arranged.

◆ Bookshelf

Liu is responsible for the management of the bookshelves containing information about past competitions and other schools in this school. Q1: How strong is Lihai Dazhong?

A1 xingcun: please watch our game. Our record is the champion of Guandong University Competition for fifteen years in a row and the champion of national competition for two years in a row. But compared with the numbers, it is easier to appreciate our strength by watching the game. At least I am. (Voice-over: The minister is really arrogant! Xing Cun: It's not arrogance, it's confidence. )

Q2: Why is the middle school attached to Lihai University so powerful?

A2 zhentian: because of persistent efforts. It is said that the school has been devoted to the teaching of physical education since before. But the biggest factor must be the unremitting efforts of the members.

Q3: Vice President Makita looks terrible, but what is it?

A3 (marui): scary? Ah. Sure enough, everyone thinks so, too. Is he horrible? Everyone does say that the vice president's face is horrible! What? Not talking about his face? Oh dear! I'm so sorry.

Q4: Why do Chehara's eyes turn red?

A4 (Sang Yuan): Is it an increase in blood pressure? Although the client doesn't seem to notice it, the boy will have a boiling passion as soon as he gets excited. Is that why the blood vessels in the eyes are congested? Thanks to him, we are always unlucky.

Q5: Has the middle school attached to Lihai University ever been defeated in official competitions in the past?

A5 (cutting the original) well ... after all, the school has a long history, so it may have lost. It's just that Lien Chan has been victorious recently. And will continue to win in the future.

Q6: The middle school attached to Lihai University seems quite strong. What kind of exercises do you usually do?

A6 (yagyu): let me tell you. First of all, on Monday. Gee, the exercise sheet is top secret. I'm sorry, it's rare for you to ask, but I can't tell you.

Q7: Mrs Wen is always chewing gum. What kind of flavor do you like?

A7 (wentai): green apple flavor. ..... and grape flavor, blueberry flavor, strawberry flavor, cranberry flavor ... I seem to like everything. Hmm! The saliva is coming out.

Q8: after leaving the third grade, can Chihara take care of the tennis department of Lihai University?

A8: Makita: With his strength, there should be no problem.

xingcun: the personality may need to be changed.