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An afterthought about bringing water

Water is the source of life for all things. Without water, there would be no life. I have collected some quotes about carrying water for everyone. Friends who like it, don’t miss it!

1. Buffalo fight - intrigue

2. Wet firecrackers (firecrackers) - don't want to (ring); want to (ring) but can't get up

3. Wet cotton - cannot be discussed; cannot be discussed

4. Dropped into a water tank in the twelfth lunar month of winter - half cold

5. Fifteen Fetching water from a bucket - up and down

6. Splashing lime water on the bluestone - clear (green) and white

7. Painting slogans with lime water - clean writing The word "Bi" (white)

8. Stone lions pour rice soup - no water can enter

9. Squeezing water from the cracks of stones - whimsical

10. Stones Pour rice soup into a person's mouth - not a drop of water will come in

11. Fill rice soup with a solid mallet - not a drop of water will come in

12. Use an ear scoop to scoop out sea water - inconspicuous

13. Bricklayer's work - dragging his feet

14. The tap water faucet is broken - let it flow; let it flow

15. Sailor's undershirt - lots of things

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16. Brothers in Liangshan - the more they fight, the closer they get.

17. Grass grows in the pond - absurd (pond)

18. Picking up crab roe in the pond ——A sure shot

19. The water reaches the roof, sails and tiles - a rising tide lifts all boats

20. The eye of the waterway is right - the door is not high

21. Catching the moon from the bottom of the water and the stars from the sky - elusive but elusive

22. Pushing the boat under the water - hard work but not visible, success not applauded

23. Water tofu and bean dregs ——Fried to pieces

24. Pressing the gourd in the water vat—can’t let go

25. Pressing the gourd in the water vat—can’t sink

26. Fishing in a water tank - a sure thing

27. A piece of bamboo strips in a ditch - there will always be a chance to turn around

28. A loach in a ditch - you can't lift it A big wave; a big wave cannot be overturned

29. Putting a raft in the ditch - it is difficult to turn back; it is difficult to turn back

30. The 'bastard' in the water tank - bumping blindly; bumping blindly

31. The water ghost comes to the city god - the evil one complains first

32. Somersaults in the kettle - Hu (pot) makes trouble

33. Throwing weights into the kettle - — Smash it

34. Filling the kettle with glutinous rice balls - there is something in the belly that cannot be poured out

35. Water poured into the lime boat - there is no way to save it

36 , Water enters the gourd - hesitating

37. Crystal Bodhisattva - God

38. Put saccharin in the well - let everyone taste the sweetness

39. In the water prison The escaped prisoner - narrowly escaped death; survived the death

40. The mandarin ducks in the water - inseparable; they follow each other

41. The faucet is not turned off - gravity flow

42. Cut a knife on the water - no scars

43. Oil splashes on the water - floating

44. Concrete pillars used as door bars - Big Boss

45. The steel bars in the cement pillars - use secret strength; use secret strength

46. The buffalo treads on the mud - dragging the mud into the water

47. The bamboo tube sinks into the water - — Complacency and self-sufficiency

48. A buffalo eats a live crab—nowhere to use its strength

49. A thermos bottle—cold on the outside and hot on the inside