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What should brothers do when they get married?

1. My brothers are getting married, so my friends help me find a way to coax them.

1. Five children enter the topic-in order to test the tacit understanding of the new couple's cooperation, find a red rope. The new couple each hold one end, tie a lit cigarette in the middle, put five vertical matches on the table (which can be inserted on the fruit), and then the new couple can't help but light them by hand, so they cooperate to light all five matches.

Tip: Be sure to tighten the rope and aim with your eyes. 2. Love Cup-Take two identical cups, fill them with wine, cover the mouth of one cup with plastic wrap, and then slowly pull out the film from the mouth-to-mouth buckle of the two cups, asking couples not to drink the two cups together and not to spill them.

Tip: As long as one of the couples pushes the cup away a little, the other one just drinks hard. 3. Treasure Hunt with Sweet Lips-The groom is lying flat on four chairs, and the brothers are watching. Put 8- 10 small objects on the groom, which can be small candy, beef jerky and the like. The bride turned around blindfolded, then collected all the small objects on the groom with her "sweet lips" with both hands, then took off the blindfold and fed them to the groom one by one.

Tip: The groom can tell the bride to go left or right. 4. Take things out of the bag-put two raw eggs next to the groom's two trouser legs, move them up so that the two eggs meet at an "important position" and then move them away from the other trouser leg.

5. Sweet talk communication-prepare 6 pieces of milk candy with the same color and mix them together *** 12 pieces for the bride and groom to hold in their mouths, and then ask them not to help the bride and groom finally present the milk candy with the same color in their mouths (for example, the groom's mouth is full of red milk candy, while the bride's mouth is full of milky milk candy). Tip: This game focuses on the cooperation of the bride and groom. You can open your mouth for the other person to observe and then cooperate with each other. 6. Nongfu Spring is a little sweet-prepare a glass of mineral water. The groom stood on the stool and clamped the mineral water bottle with his legs (the position of the clamp should be supervised). Then the bride bit off the lid, took a sip into the microphone and said, "Nongfu Spring is a little sweet." 7. Shock wave-tie the inflatable balloon to the key parts of the bride and groom, and then tie their hands and feet. The two sides can only squeeze and collide with each other and break it.

8. See the needle-tie a sponge on the bride's hip and cut a seam in the middle. Tie a banana vertically around the groom's waist.

At the beginning of the game, the groom must put the banana sponge in the gap. Does the bride have to ask "miss" every time she inserts it? The groom answers "yes" or "no" according to the actual situation! 9. hilarious push-ups-let the bride lie flat on the bed, put a balloon on it, and then let the groom do 100 push-ups on it. When the groom can't support himself, he will press on the bride, and the balloon between them will explode, bringing joy to the wedding night.

10. Lipstick tells the truth-let the bride hold a lipstick in her mouth, write "I love you" on the groom's face, and then let the bride and groom face each other until the bride's face is also printed with "I love you", which is recognized by everyone. 1 1. Is it disgusting enough?-Let the groom sweet-talk the bride until everyone feels disgusting enough.

12. Who is the real bride-put four chairs in the middle or in front of the room, and then let the groom and three men stand in front of the chairs. Now, blindfolded, the bride can recognize the groom by touching these men's breasts.

Whether she knows it or not, let her check it. After the bride turned around several times, she felt the same again. Uncover the cloth 13. An Neng Debate between Men and Women-Let the bride and groom exchange wedding dresses as the ending song of the bridal chamber, that is, the groom wears a wedding dress and the bride wears a suit to send all the guests outside the door.

14. Extraction by stages-prepare 12 hard fruit candy with moderate size, and let the groom say "wife, I love you" with a candy in his mouth according to the method of February 1- 12 until he contains 12 candy. Then the bride and groom "transfer" the groom's 12 candy to their mouths mouth to mouth, and say "husband, I love you" with the candy three times.

Spit the sugar into a plate again, and let's check if there is any sugar swallowed by the new couple. If one is missing, you will be fined again until you are satisfied. 15. The crow drinks water-the bride sits in a chair with her head held high, her face facing the sky, her mouth wide open and a big mouthful of tea in her mouth.

There are some sweets and peanuts on the table. The groom dressed as a crow, his arms straight, his waist bent at 90 degrees, and his mouth imitated the crow and shouted "melon …". After walking beside the bride for a week, he put his head out and looked at her mouth. When he found water, he jumped on the table happily, grabbed a candy in his mouth, jumped back to the bride, stuffed the candy into the bride's mouth with his mouth, and then leaned down and took a sip of water, going back and forth three times.

16. Banana bungee jumping-Bind bananas with elastic ropes and hang them at the highest place where the groom can jump, and the groom pulls them down with his mouth. The bride and groom peel off the skin with their mouths and eat together.

In order to prevent the rope from retracting, one person has to do the action and the other person has to bite the banana, which depends on the cooperation of two people. 17. When the fire is strong, the jujube will grow early-insert matches on the jujube and float in a basin full of water.

A lit cigarette was tied in the middle of a red line, and both ends were bitten by the couple. When you enter and I return, you can use cigarettes to light the matches in the basin together. Hold your breath and use solid "dental skills" and vision to succeed.

18. Kiss your sweetheart-The groom lies on his back in bed, and then sticks the sliced bananas on his face and neck, so that the blindfolded bride can look for those banana slices with her mouth. 19. Add chopsticks-(meaning to add a child) Put a chopstick in a beer bottle, revealing about 1 cm, and let the bride and groom add it with their tongues.

20. Rolling noodles: The groom lies on his back and lets the bride roll the noodles from head to toe with a beer bottle (or a short wooden stick) until the groom's penis becomes hard. 2 1. Knock gongs and drums-the groom ties a big spoon around his waist with a rope, and the bride ties a pan around his waist. The groom stood upright and knocked on the pot 10 times with a spoon. Both of them shouted the slogan of the iron king Man Jinxi: Be bigger, get up quickly, dig wells frequently and get more oil; Loud enough until everyone is satisfied.

22. The groom hangs a chopstick from the back of his trousers and puts a beer bottle on the ground, requiring the bride to command him. The groom squatted down and put chopsticks into the bottle. Finally, do you want to ask? Answer it; 23. Prepare a banana and a condom and demonstrate the correct use of condoms on the spot. 24. Let the bride and groom pose with numbers 0 to 9. It is even more powerful to put 26 English letters. 25. The groom hangs a banana under the belt buckle for the bride to eat, and greets her while eating.

My good brother is getting married. What can I do?

Ask him for wine, electricity, car rental, shopping and so on.

Gift money: Needless to say, this will be given to us. Some brothers went to his house to give him money or his father didn't know what it was like there.

The gift money is 600, and the number sounds smooth and won't feel less. Persuade your girlfriend to reciprocate, and others will follow you when you get married. Besides, if you follow him more, people will measure his position in your heart, and it will be natural for you to follow him more. It's just that this is a good friend's wedding, and I don't want to have this opportunity again. Don't care about this, you are also a brother, and I sincerely wish them well.

Here are a few points that you might find helpful.

One: You should discuss the amount of bride price with your brother, and you can't decide for yourself. Paying more is equivalent to stepping on your brother's head. If you pay less than your brother, you are stingy, but your feelings are not in that money.

Er: It's good to be a companion at ordinary times. Don't wear too much. It's not good to steal the groom's thunder Try to drink less. You can help the groom run away when something happens. As for the speech, the MC will arrange it if necessary.

Jeremy: As for the lines, brother, find them yourself. I'm not very eloquent.

Yes, the best man and the maid of honor are supporting roles. Listen to the MC, and nothing will happen.

Wu: Of course, the bridal chamber should be noisy, but it should not be too late or too much. After the wedding, both the bride and groom were very tired. People who can make trouble in the bridal chamber have a good relationship. They just play some small games to cheat the bride and groom. What game to play? Discuss with the protagonist of this game, the bride and groom.

Supplementary answer:

Dude is more handsome than the groom. No problem. Don't dress up at the ceremony. Just do a little. Don't block the groom's thunder. Clothing depends on local customs. I think a black suit is good, just like a suit. Very orthodox, very spiritual, and not rude. The groom is dressed in red, so that people can find the protagonist at a glance. If a buddy wears red, do you think there is a red dot and two red dots on a piece of white paper? Of course, it is a more direct highlight. Everyone is a supporting role, and only the bride and groom are unique at that moment.

3. How do brothers get married? The new house is the liveliest.

1. When a few treasures make trouble, the guests can try their best to make the newcomers punch each other. If they lose a punch, they will lose their clothes or jewelry until ... they can't lose it any more.

This move is more suitable for summer, because there is no need to worry about freezing new people. 2, high-heeled glasses of wine encourage the bride to let the groom show his deep love for her, try to let him use high heels and drink three cups.

The knight of the round table asked the bride and groom to sit on the table with stools and drink concentric wine. 4. Love apples In order to show their love, the bride is required to peel the apples and feed them to the groom, but it is not allowed to peel the apples. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes.

5. I like bananas. The groom hung a banana under the belt buckle for the bride to eat, and asked her if it was delicious while eating. 6. The mole of love I heard that there is a mole three centimeters above the bride's navel. I wonder if it's true. Can you ask the groom to unveil the mystery for the bride? 7. The groom is asked to pick up the wedding candy (soft candy) with his mouth and give it to the bride. A * * * costs 30 yuan. Of course, the new ones can be eaten for the bride. If the groom doesn't eat, other men can take his place! 8. Love Balloons Put some balloons under the sheets and ask the bride and groom to lie down together to show their love and loyalty.

9. Balloon Q&A Put a bamboo chopstick at the bottom of the root tip in the wine bottle, and put a problematic balloon next to it. Let the bride and groom pick up bamboo chopsticks, french kiss.

Walk around the table and don't fall. Aim at the balloon, put down the bamboo chopsticks and puncture the balloon.

Take out the questions and let the bride and groom answer them. 10, soul mate, put a balloon on the couple's chest, walk a certain distance within a limited time to prevent the balloon from falling, and finally crush the balloon together (not by hand) to show success.

1 1, I want you to look good. I want the groom to guess what color * * is on the bride's wedding night. If you get it right, the bride will present a treasure, as long as ... only a little is exposed, which means you are right; Guess wrong. I want the groom to run three times in the bridal chamber with * * * "nudity allowed". 12, enthusiastic ice cubes ask the groom to pick up the bride first. Then, two or three friends pour the prepared ice cubes into the groom's arms, and then everyone hugs the new couple together, so that the new groom can get enough cold and jump up and down to avoid being too enthusiastic during sexual intercourse.

13, ambushing on all sides, trying to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hiding in a corner or wardrobe that is not easy to find, and then adjusting the tape of the pre-recorded alarm whistle to the maximum, and releasing it at the right time will give the couple a big shock. Hidden piles everywhere will make trouble in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the new couple an early birth. 14.Chock cheongsam: Female VIPs put chocolate in the bride's cheongsam. "Of course the bride is sitting." Then ask the groom to take all the chocolates, and every piece is indispensable. Otherwise, the bride is asked to retrieve them one by one with her mouth.

15, Su Xiang Ke Qiao, a female friend, squeezed a heart-shaped sweet * * on the bride's chest with chocolate juice and then let the groom lick it in public to show mutual affinity. 16. Lock the new house. Lock the cave door in advance, hide the key somewhere or on a good friend, and then let the groom find it. Every time he can't find it, the bride must let the guest kiss it until he finds it.

17, the wrong love crystallization deliberately put the borrowed baby on the bed, causing a short misunderstanding. 18, the old love repeats itself, and the new couple is asked to perform the most authentic original scene when proposing marriage in public.

19, the old feelings are endless, and the couple are required to tell the number, appearance and history of their past male and female friends, otherwise they are not allowed to share the same bed. Mother Earth asked the groom to call the bride "mother" three times, otherwise the bride would be punished by "three mothers teaching children".

2 1, speechless, everyone asks questions to test the newcomers (riddles, sharp turns), but they can't answer them. The male guests each kissed the bride for one minute. 22. Contrast game takes "Contrast Gestures" as the topic to test the tacit understanding between the two sides. The more embarrassing the question, the better. Like are you still virgins? Her measurements? Do you love me? I wear red today and go to bed at 20 o'clock. You are so beautiful today (without a condom) and so on.

Yesterday, the couple were asked to repeat the dating scene in front of everyone, including making out, cuddling and holding hands until the guests were satisfied. 24. Peppers flying in advance were mixed with fireworks. When the bride and groom entered the bridal chamber, the gunfire was fierce, and the consequences … were cleaned up.

25. The new measure requires the groom to encircle the bride's body and cut it three times. Only when it's good. Anyone who makes a mistake will be punished for picking up the bride in front and walking three times in the bridal chamber. 26. San Mao's new biography tells the groom to turn his back on the bride, pull out three hairs from himself, one hair, one armpit hair and one * * *, and then let the bride guess, and guess wrong (remember: newlyweds will take care of each other, and it is not easy to guess wrong), and let the bride take off her underwear and let the groom wear it on her head (this will ward off evil spirits, believe it or not). )

27. Candy Swing A thin thread is tied to the groom's waist, and a small candy is tied to the thin thread. The groom stood behind the bride, and the bride bent down. The groom holds the bride's waist with his hands behind his back and swings the thin thread back and forth with the strength of his waist. The bride bent down and put the candy in her mouth between her legs, and it was a success. 28. Prepare 12 piece of hard fruit candy with moderate size at one time. Let the groom say "wife, I love you" with a candy in his mouth in the way of1-65438+February until he contains 12 piece of candy.

Then the bride and groom put the groom's 12 candy into their mouth mouth, and say "husband, I love you" with the candy three times. Spit the sugar into a plate again, and let's check if there is any sugar swallowed by the new couple. If one is missing, you will be fined again until you are satisfied.

29. Three-inch golden lotus lets the groom guess how long the bride's feet are. If he guessed wrong, he asked the groom to put on the bride's high heels and walk three times in the bridal chamber. 30. There is love in spring. In order to show that the groom is strong and capable and can take care of his family in the future. Therefore, the groom is required to carry the bride into the bridal chamber and walk five times on the spring bed. Brides are not allowed to fall. If the groom is weak, another man can take his place.

3 1. Love songs are sung. Prepare some jubilant love songs. Guests will take the lead in singing, and then the groom or bride will relay. If the singer sings wrong or can't sing, the bride will punish the male guests for kissing, and the groom will be fined three glasses of wine. 32.birthdates asked the groom to guess the correct date of birth of the bride in the lunar calendar. If he guessed wrong, he would make a horse for the bride to ride.

In order to show the groom's love for the bride, the groom was asked to wrap them in a big scarf in public.

4. If your friend gets married.

Games in the wedding: 1.

Put a pair of chopsticks in a wine bottle, exposing only a short section, and let the bride and groom cheat them out with their lips. In fact, they were invited to perform a new kiss. 2 * * * bitter u prepare fifteen slices of very sour lemons, five envelopes numbered 1 to 5, and a few sheets of white paper to prepare some questions about the bride and groom.

A brother took a dish of lemons, and a sister took five envelopes. The numbers on the envelopes were 1 to 5, and then the best man asked questions, such as what fruit the bride and groom liked. The bride and groom need to write down their answers on white paper, and then the groom will tell the bride's answers, and the bride will also tell the groom's answers. If one of them answers incorrectly, take an envelope from the sister. The number on the envelope is the number of lemon slices to eat, and the game is played until the lemons are finished. 3. Share) Use two different colors of juice candy, put them into the new population respectively, and then let the new population exchange the candy in their mouths! For example, the sugar in the groom's mouth is yellow and the sugar in the bride's mouth is green. The result of the exchange is that the sugar in the groom's mouth is green and the sugar in the bride's mouth is yellow! (Remember not to use some instant candy) Kissing F required couples to make out in public in the 4th century, and could specify the action and kissing time limit. Such as long kiss, French kiss, ............................................................................................................................ 6, the bride's eyes are covered by her heart, and the groom and brothers (red scarves) are lined up, so that the bride can grope one by one and find the groom within a limited time.

It is also possible for the groom to find the bride, but only to explore the body parts of the sister. For example, in Fly with Me, the groom can hold the bride for a week in a limited time, or come back until everyone is satisfied. 8 The ever-changing groom prepares a set of women's clothes and hair accessories, puts them on in a limited time, and does some little tricks of the bride on weekdays, which are graded by the guests.

If they are not similar, do it again until everyone is satisfied. 9. Lubao Hebo Candy (a cylinder) Put several Lubao Hebo candies on chopsticks, then let the bride and groom grasp Hebo candy with their tongues, and push it out from the bottom of chopsticks to the top of chopsticks.

The game when singing K at night: 1. Dragon 99 put nine snacks on the plate and let the groom eat them according to his palm. 8iM 2。 Husband and wife sing with their brothers and sisters, and the couple do actions with the lyrics while singing. If they are not satisfied, they will be punished to sing from beginning to end until they are satisfied.

Hang a silk scarf around the bride's neck, tie a knot on her chest (if some brothers and sisters who used to be boy scouts can design a more complicated one), and follow the groom to untie the silk scarf with his mouth within the specified time. If you untie it by hand or exceed the prescribed time, you will be punished for drinking or singing. When the groom wants to untie the scarf knot with his mouth, the bride and groom will have many interesting expressions, which can lead to laughter.

Carp yue longmen, let the bride stand at the dragon gate with her feet apart, and put a toothpick in an orange as a football. The groom is responsible for kicking the dragon gate. If she fails, she will be fined for drinking. Newcomer Theater: Brothers and sisters dictate scripts, and the bride and groom improvise. If they don't perform well, they will "NG" until they are satisfied.

6 lucky money into treasure put a coin from the bride into the groom's sleeve and pass it through the sleeve from one side to the other. Coins can't fall, they must go through the groom's chest. If the bride has a duck in the water, she will put ice cubes in her mouth and kiss the groom until the ice cubes are completely dissolved. Hold up a glass and put two drinking pipes in the beer. Time is limited, the newcomer will finish the wine, and if it is overtime, give another drink.

Friends in need prepare super spicy cakes, and then brothers and sisters guess fists. If you guess correctly, the bride or groom will eat it. One of the games, take chopsticks, put a pair of chopsticks in a wine bottle, only show a short section, let the bride and groom take it out with their lips. In fact, they were invited to perform a kiss.

The second game, eat bananas, tie bananas with elastic ropes and hang them at the height that the groom can jump, and the groom pulls them down with his mouth. The bride and groom peel off the skin with their mouths and eat together.

In order to prevent the rope from retracting, one person has to do the action and the other person has to bite the banana, which depends on the cooperation of two people.

One of my good brothers is getting married soon, so it's reassuring to ask him how to disturb him at the wedding.

Put a spherical plasticine on the bride's hip, and then hang a jar on the middle belt in front of the groom. The bride bent down and the groom rolled the spherical plasticine into a round sesame cake shape with a can. The groom should move his hips, back and forth, left and right, and get out. The bride must sigh. This can also be replaced by sitting opposite the bride and groom and letting the bride roll plasticine on the groom's part with a can, but once, the groom's head must be rolled back. When you look up, you must close your eyes and prepare an alarm clock, adjust the time (ring once every once in a while), then hide the alarm clock in the bridal chamber, and it will be lively at night. Let the bride and groom look for an alarm clock all night.

Let the bride and groom pose with numbers 0 to 9. It is even more powerful to put 26 English letters.

The groom hung a banana under the belt buckle for the bride to eat, and asked her if it was delicious while eating.

Let the bride hold something in her left hand, put it in from the groom's left trouser leg, and put her right hand into the right trouser leg tube, and let her give something from her left hand to her right hand.

The bride lies on her back, and the groom puts his hands on both sides of the bride's head, doing push-ups face to face and kissing each other.

Push the bride and groom into bed and let them throw out 18 things ... when they see * * *, they can stop and leave.

Pushing an egg: Put a raw egg in the bride's left sleeve, then let the groom go through the clothes, bypass the chest, push it out from the right sleeve, then push it into the right trouser leg and push it out from the left trouser leg.

Tie a thin thread around the groom's waist and a small candy at the end. The groom stood behind the bride, and the bride bent down. The groom holds the bride's waist with his hands behind his back, swings the thin thread back and forth with the strength of his waist, and the bride bends down and puts the sugar in her mouth and between her legs, even if it is successful. Inactive.

When my brother got married, they were arranged to sit on the spittoon, face to face, each with a marriage certificate, which said, "I am willing to get married because I love him (her)." .

The two men read the slogan of Wang Jinxi, the Iron Man of that year: Be big, be fast, dig wells diligently and produce more oil;

The groom hangs a chopstick behind his trousers and a beer bottle on the ground, which needs the bride's command. The groom squatted down and put chopsticks into the bottle. Finally, do you want to ask? Answer it;

Holding each other's arms and saying 100 nicknames, I was very serious at first, and then all kinds of household appliances came out, the simplest and the effect was quite good.

Two walnuts let the bride slide into the groom's trouser leg. Go straight. Kneel down and ask the bride: Where are you? A: Knees! How many walnuts are there? A: Two! Ask again: which is bigger? A: The left hand (or right hand) is bigger. . The bride will walk the walnuts up again. . Go somewhere. . Where were we? A: One more question: Where are we? A: You can prompt the bride until she speaks.

Ask again: Touch how many walnuts are there now? A: Two! Wrong, ask again until you have answered four! Ask again: How many big walnuts and how many small walnuts are there? . Answer: two big walnuts and two small walnuts. . Q: Why did you answer it and order it to change walnuts between the left and right hands? . If you can't answer, put two big walnuts in and take out the small walnuts. . Everyone can help with this action, and the tools are not limited. . After that, leave.

Driving: Play, men and women sit in chairs face to face. . A woman takes off her shoes and puts her right foot on a man somewhere. This is called stepping on the gas pedal. When a man puts his arm straight in two places, it is called holding the steering wheel. . A man and a woman were behind, and two people were pushed and shoved respectively. When pushing a woman, she must simulate the sound of stepping on the throttle. . "RI~" pushes a man, and the man simulates honking the horn. . Bibi. When men and women are familiar with each other, the people behind them will speed up the frequency. . I only heard the sound of two people falling down one after another: "Hibibi. Ribibi "

Friends used to play when they got married. Yes: the bride lies on her back in bed, and the groom holds her face to face. The program planner asked the bride to sing "We Workers Have Strength". You remember that revolutionary song. The key: change the "worker" to the groom's name, and then the groom will answer "hi"! Do push-ups at the same time

The scene at that time—

Bride: We XX have this right.

Groom: (doing push-ups) Hi!

Bride: Busy at work every day.

Groom: (panting and doing push-ups) Hi!

Add chopsticks (meaning to add a child) Put a chopstick in a beer bottle, revealing about 1 cm, and let the bride and groom add it with their tongues.

Rolling: The groom lies on his back and lets the bride roll the noodles from head to toe with a beer bottle (or a short wooden stick) until the groom's face hardens.