Funny quotes from the post-80s generation

Classic type

A

A: God blessed me to pass Level 4.

B: God cannot bless you because he speaks English.

A: Without God’s help, I can’t pass the test.

B: Go through the back door and bribe God.

B

Wanglu Mountain Waterfall

The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke,

From a distance, you can see the roast duck being delivered to the store.

The saliva flowed down three thousand feet,

There was no money in my pocket.

C

Be clear that it only takes a minute to remember someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

There is a picture on the desk with a free number, and there is a sentence next to the text: City management to crack down on illegal small advertisements. Photographed by Tian Zhongyu, Business Daily reporter

- Legend has it that it was Lu Xun who carved the earliest character known to the world

-The words written by those born in the 1960s were Chairman Mao's quotations

-Post-70s secretly carve out their love for you

-Post-80s have stickers all over their desks-Post-90s crack down on illegal advertisements

When you were a student, have you ever experienced desk culture? Some people say that the founder of desk culture is Lu Xun. He carved the word "morning" on the desk of Sanwei Bookstore, announcing the birth of desk culture.

Yesterday, some netizens posted on the forum that college students are keen on desk culture, and it is now also popular among primary school students. During the investigation, the reporter found that in some schools in urban Zhengzhou, more than half of the classroom desks had traces of desk culture. Moreover, in addition to being popular among primary school students, students born in the 90s, 80s, 70s, and even the 60s also had it in their student days.

Phenomenon

Post-90s generation: Next to the free number is a small advertisement to crack down on illegal activities

Narrator: Xiao Fei, 11 years old, fourth grade

Yesterday morning, in a fourth-grade classroom of a primary school in Jinshui District, Zhengzhou City, a white line was painted on a wooden desk, with a line of small words next to it: Do not exceed the 38th line. A primary school student in the class said this was to remind classmates not to cross the line.

My deskmate always touched me with his right arm when he was doing homework, so after discussing with him, I drew a white line. Xiao Fei, the author of White Line, said that although the line was drawn, classmates would still cross it, so punitive measures were introduced. Whoever crosses the line first will sweep the floor for the other person on duty. Xiaofei said.

In another classroom, a row of words is painted on the desk: Free delivery number: 85417458, password: 667488. Next to the text, there is also a sentence: City management to crack down on illegal small advertisements.

As long as someone writes, someone will follow. On another table at the south end of the classroom, it is also marked with the words "Send number": "Send number, 1 yuan each." Someone else commented on the side: 0 yuan each is right. In another class, it was written on the table: Xiangxiang is a beautiful girl. Next to it, there is an arrow drawn: it should be Chenchen.

Post-80s: Stickers plastered all over the table of Saints and others have become objects of fantasy

Narrator: Mr. Li, a 25-year-old online editor

In the late 1980s and 1990s In the early 1990s, stickers became the favorite of students in primary and secondary classrooms. Saint Seiya, Siri, and White Snake are the most popular among students. Put these stickers on the desk or drawer. When he is bored in class, these stickers will become the best objects for his fantasy.

Post-70s: I secretly like you but dare not leave my name

Narrator: Mr. Shen, a 37-year-old photography enthusiast

Mr. Wu said that when he was in elementary school At that time, I didn’t understand what love was, but I just had a vague sense of the relationship between men and women. If you are interested in a girl or think she is beautiful. After school, they would carve a row of small words on each other's desk: Xiaofang, I like you.

Don’t dare to let the other party know.

Lao Deng said that people who carve words on other people's tables usually do not leave their names, and there are not just one or two people carving words. In the words of Mr. Shen, this is called good deeds leaving no name.

In the 1970s, the 38th line was born, but the form was still relatively simple. It only regarded the gap between two tables as a line, unlike those born in the 80s and 90s, which would be on the table. Draw a line.

At that time, desks were generally made of wood. After being used for a period of time, cracks would appear. Some students will pick at the cracks with their hands. Over time, the cracks will become wider.

During the exam, secretly stuff the textbook under the desk and you can see the textbook through the gap. Mr. Shen said that the children at that time were also very naughty.

Post-60s: Chairman Mao’s quotations are carved on the table

Narrator: Mr. Guo, a 48-year-old civil servant

In the late 1960s, the school environment was not Well, in Lao Guo's words, sometimes three people squeeze into one desk in class, and there is no desk culture.

Lao Guo said that when he was in elementary school, there were limited tables and chairs in the classroom. Three people sat on a long bench, and three people only used a long tabletop. The tabletop was rough and the paper would often be scratched when writing. break.

At that time, primary schools had already set up pencil and calligraphy classes, which had the same status as Chinese and mathematics. If you failed the exam, you would be punished by dictating a quotation from Chairman Mao. In order to save trouble, some students simply carved a certain passage from Chairman Mao's quotations on the desktop to be prepared.

Some students study hard, and after one semester, their desktops are already densely packed. Lao Guo said that students used the desktop as calculation paper. Funny sentences The important task of the post-80s generation

1: The important task of the post-80s generation is to create the post-08 generation.

2: Bajie, don’t think that you are a night pig standing under the street light.

3: Please don’t ask him to use his brain - the left side of his brain is full of water, and the right side is full of water. The brain is full of flour. It doesn't matter if it doesn't move. It's all paste when it moves.

4: Loneliness is the carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

5: Tongren, Guizhou, a slogan at a slaughterhouse on the way to Mount Fanjing: Guide our slaughtering work with three representatives!

6: I really want to have a quiet, serious and hard-working Don Quixote-style unrequited love.

7: Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, and then the world has a Great Wall.

8: A man - before getting engaged, he is like a grandson, obedient and obedient. After getting engaged, like a son, learn to talk back. After marriage, like me, I give orders.

9: You look like a peaceful country and a peaceful people, you look like you have good intentions, you look like a miraculous craftsman, you look like a person who works hard, but you look like you lack heart and lungs.

10: Are you missing or kidnapped? I won’t look for him if he’s missing. It’s better if he’s kidnapped!

11: You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the leather shoes and I am the brush, you are the Hami and I am the melon, if you ignore me I will commit suicide!

12: Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw a stone at my head! After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is easier to get along with.

13: You eat yours, I’ll eat yours, don’t eat mine, I’ll just eat yours, and after eating yours, you can go yours!

14: Rural Credit Cooperatives: Rural Credit Cooperatives are considerate people in people’s lives.

15: Universal compulsory education: Raising a daughter without studying is worse than raising a pig! Raising a child without studying is like raising a donkey!

16: What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

17: There are many ugly mobile phones in the world, but there is no one uglier than yours!

18: Who holds my hand and curbs my madness for half my life; who kisses my eyes and covers my wandering for half my life.

19: Who said that all crows in the world are as black as black? In fact, one is darker than the other!

20: I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the professor, he was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."

21: Although I cannot be the descendant of a rich man, I must be the ancestor of a rich man.

22: I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of being wordy; I want to be an official, but I'm afraid of having too many things to do; I want to eat, but I'm afraid of cleaning the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

23: I lost my footing and became a big cripple. When I looked back, I slipped again.

24: I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder.

25: From the vicinity of Gulangyu Island in Xiamen to the tourist pier in Kinmen: Illegal cross-border sightseeing, beware of bullets.

26: The stars and the moon hang in the sky, Chang'e flies to the moon and caress about her, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl talk about love, the Moon Matchmaker is a myth, there is a fool who doesn't speak and looks at the phone with squinted eyes.

27: The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. Why do you learn?

28: If it weren’t for making money, what would I do with my face? Classic funny quotes from the post-90s generation

1. Women all like to watch the waves in the sea, so why are men not the same waves?

2. If you fall down, stand up and then fall down again in a good-looking position.

3. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

4. Others are pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

5. It is said that people with big faces cannot use touch-screen phones because they will hang up the phone if they smile.

6. Hey, let me go, you are so busy and you go to the toilet yourself.

7. They are both cultivating the Tao, but the difference is that you are cultivating the righteous path, while I am cultivating the path of spectatorship.

8. Don’t accuse me of typos in the future. This is anti-counterfeiting technology.

9. Women from good families never claim to be noble, but people all recognize their nobility.

10. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

11. Why bother to prove anything to unworthy people? Live a better life for yourself.

12. Women who treat me badly, curse you to be sucked dry by Hushubao.

13. Looking at the people locked outside, are they lost or are we winning?

14. Every time I look in the mirror, the courage to live comes back.

15. They say handsome guys are unreliable, so why are so many singles not handsome?

16. It takes a hundred years to build the same boat ferry, and a thousand years to build bunk beds.

17. The standard mentality of female diaosi is: I don’t have a man, so it’s better to be fatter for the winter.

18. When I saw the news about your broken love, I was so happy that I hit the wall. As a result, there was a huge earthquake in Japan.

19. I pretended to work for my boss, and my boss pretended to pay me a salary.

20. Forgiving him is a matter of God. All I can do is send him to see God.

21. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

22. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become your last words.

23. Can you please stop talking? Your intelligence is exposed as soon as you speak.

24. Without us students with poor grades, how can we bring out the achievements of good students?

25. I have to admire my female friends for wearing short shorts on such a cold day.

26. A woman’s love is like wine, the more it brews, the stronger it becomes; a man’s love is like tea, the more it brews, the weaker it becomes.

27. I want to earn a lot of money for my father, and then I will become the second generation of rich people.

28. If I wear red underwear, I’m Superman. If I wear black underwear, I’m still Batman.

29. There is nothing strange about being thin. My sister has been thin before, but have you ever been fat?

30. Every time someone says I am ugly, I feel very sad. I am blind at a young age.

31. The reason why I am dark is because I don’t want to live in vain.

32. There really is no jacket that can compare to a school uniform. It can hide a mobile phone in the sleeves, carry books in the pockets, roll up as a pillow, spread out as a blanket, and dare to rub it everywhere.

33. Many people say that I can rely on my face to make a living, but I can’t, so I have to rely on my mouth.

34. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that when I looked at the sow recently, I thought it was very pretty.

35. "How to euphemistically describe a person with a big face?" "Looking at your face from a distance, it seems as if you are close in front of me."

36. You will never Know which of your friends will become the next micro businessman.

37. The wind is so strong outside, I’m so scared. If everyone else is blown away, I won’t be able to blow them away. That would be so embarrassing.

38. When you are young, try not to fall in love prematurely. If you know too early that you are unattractive, ugly and short, it will affect your exams.

39. Women should be kind to themselves, otherwise once you are exhausted, someone will sleep with your man

40. Friends are like quilts, what really makes you warm your own body temperature.

41. You damn mosquito, I’m not your dad, why are you always eating and drinking from me...

42. The most exciting thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the moment when you realize your dream. It’s the process of persisting in your dreams!

43. Do you have to go to the toilet together? It doesn’t have to be so obvious!

44. I want to sleep during class, eat while sleeping, and read while eating. Alas, I am anxious for you!

45. Failure is the mother of success! Why haven’t I had a baby even once?

46. I still remember that my good friend who used to be very close became more and more distant.

47. People rely on looks, routines, and money to fall in love, but I rely on the blindness of the other person.

48. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this.

49. If you take the initiative, we will have a story; if you are excited, we will even have a child!

50. Don’t blame your partner for controlling you too strictly. We don’t even have a partner.

51. Anyone who says that girls can’t admit they are wrong is lying. My wife admitted her mistake to me: “It was my fault, I shouldn’t have married you in the first place!”

52. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who makes you cry.

53. What’s wrong with me being short? What's wrong with me being short? What's wrong with me being short? I'm short, but you can't even raise your head when standing in front of me!

54. The way you look serious is like a roadside sticker.

55. Others use Chanel bags, LV bags, Dior bags...but I, I use emoji bags! Hilarious quotes from teachers born in the 1980s in class

Most people born in the 1980s have already devoted themselves to work. When I went to college a few years ago, my instructor was a newly graduated born in the 1980s. He was a very nice person! He talks humorously and there is no generation gap. I am really lucky to have a teacher born in the 1980s! Come and take a look at the funny quotes from teachers born in the 1980s. .

1. Stand on the blackboard!

2. You are a dead cat meeting a blind mouse!

3. If a tiger does not send a cat, you think I am critically ill!

4. This is really unbearable by nature and unbearable by geography!

5. Go your own way and let others die. When chasing girls, just chase girls with such personality! shy;

9. For the first multiple-choice question, you must choose A. If you don’t choose A, come to me. shy;

11. Students who have deserted, try to make the error within 8 seconds

12. I was caught in the heavy rain (enviable English thinking)

13. Draw this dotted line a little closer and a little closer.

14. The feelings are so deep that cannot be erased with glue (eraser). shy;

18. You dare to challenge the system! ! ! It's simply stupid

Cherish every post-80s teacher around you! They are all living treasures~

19. These two bad pictures on the test paper... prove the regression of China's printing technology.

20. Physics teacher:

21. This question was an exam question in 2000 years. 200,000 years?

22. The men also laughed, and the women also smiled so sweetly, swaying head and tail and swimming eastward.

23. This thing is called an electroscope. It is very famous, even more famous than the teacher... "Everyone must make use of it while wasting time." hellip;

27. Why can’t you do this question? I just can’t figure it out even more than I can in the college entrance examination.

28. Okay, no more procrastination! Lest you say I won’t come to class or leave after class!

29. I don’t even know how to give you questions. I’m afraid you won’t know how to do it, so I’ll beat you up.

30. Teacher - a tortured soul engineer! I won’t give up until I can’t torture you!

31. The student who got this question wrong should go home and look in the mirror to see if the person in the mirror has eyes

32. If the student who gossiped could be as good as reading an extracurricular book If the classmates are so quiet, they will not disturb the classmates sleeping next to them

33. Are you distracted? ． ． I am working too hard in class. You are distracted and your soul is gone. I have to help you summon your soul~

34. We would like to thank bacteria and microorganisms. Without them, the earth would be destroyed by the past. Covered with corpses, the appearance of your 100-generation ancestors is still vivid