Funny official announcement copy

Part 1 of the funny official announcement copy

1. The only way to relieve worries is to get rich suddenly. The only way to get rich suddenly is to love me!

2. Recently there are rumors that I am in love. I want to clarify that this is true.

3. I don’t believe in eternal love, because I will only become more and more mature day by day. Love you.

4. I will give you the love and affection you want throughout my life.

5. Sudden encounter, unexpected joy.

6. "Married" "Married"

7. This is the person who broke my plan to die alone

8. Let's grow old together, No one is allowed to secretly bake oil

9. I can hide from everything, but I can’t hide from you.

10. All the adults in the world are one person’s children.

11. My girl is the cutest in the world

12. Goodbye to the big forest, I was hung up by the crooked neck tree.

13. The best love is when you are dignified and I have no demands on you.

14. I have seen someone whose eyes look like the one I want to marry/marry.

15. There have been rumors recently that I am in love. Let me clarify that this is true

16. When encountering bad things, you must learn to be calm and calm. Scumbags come in all shapes and forms and are hard to guard against.

17. I was wholeheartedly walking in the world, but your appearance made me stop.

18. Tai Chi gives birth to two forms, two forms give rise to four images, four images give birth to Bagua, and Bagua develops All things, all things are inferior to you.

19. I decided that I want to be the best in the world with you.

20. Many things will make you tired after looking at them for a long time, but you are the only one who becomes happier the more you look at them. Part 2 of the funny official announcement copy

21. I am a very difficult person to deal with. When I meet someone I like, I want to take advantage of it.

22. With you, I have a home.

23. This planet is sometimes fragile, and sometimes I want to sink with you.

24. The male (female) friend assigned by the state has finally arrived

25. You will be given one earphone

26. No matter how noisy a city is , without you, it is an empty city; no matter how strange a corner is, with you, it is a home.

27. There is no one else in sight, but you are everywhere.

28. Since I met you, life has been short but sweet.

29. I was pulling cattails with you, but I couldn’t do it in one day.

30. I was taken away by a pig

31. I will cover your future lipsticks, but you have to pay me back a little bit every day.

32. Live an unknown life with known people

33. Apply to become a permanent resident in your love.

34. Love is like a thief. You can't sleep peacefully every day. Your heart is hanging, excited and excited. The biggest unsafe factor is often yourself.

35. From now on, I can only call you "you", because you are in my heart...

36. I hope that I, this little friend, can make you unforgettable and caring.

37. Thanks to Shi Qing’s peach blossom noodles, the streets will have warm spring from now on.

38. I didn’t participate in the first half of my life, but I will accompany you to the end in the second half of my life.

39. Just laugh like this for the rest of your life.

40. I see that all living things are grass and trees, but you are Qingshan’s funny and interesting circle of friends.

1. Someone just sat next to me and I went over and slapped you. How could you do that? Squeeze into my invisible wings!

2. It is said that this summer, people all over the country are commemorating a guy named Hot. It’s so hot!

3. Let’s break up, Mr. Summer Vacation.

Don't ask me why because: the cruel, domineering and arrogant teacher at the beginning of the school year wants to be nice to me.

4. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

5. I was completely amazed at the beginning only because I had rarely seen it in the world.

6. A man’s greatest ability is to indulge his girlfriend to the point that no other man can stand it.

7. I feel depressed when I think about my weight!

8. I am really jealous of that woman. Why am I not as thick-skinned as her?

9. Cherish me while I am still here.

10. I will not watch you jump into the fire pit. I will close my eyes.

11. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and be my wife!

12. The chicken’s resistance is to make its own meat unpalatable.

13. I passed by a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head and next year I will grow on your grave.

14. People still need to go out for a walk more often, otherwise they will not know how comfortable it is to play with mobile phones at home.

15. Who can be as loyal to their partner as they are to RMB?

16. When God closes a door for you, he will also use the door to trap your brain.

17. It’s not like you’ll lose fans if you don’t smile!

18. The intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

19. If God can’t make me thin, then let me make my friends fat. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a pen in hand, frowning, and writing furiously just to help the top students finish at the bottom.

20. For someone as lazy as me, if I reply to everything you say, it can only mean one thing: I like you.

21. There is no rehearsal in life. It is live broadcast every day; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

Twenty-two, teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, you will be despicable if you don’t practice swordsmanship! If you don’t practice the golden sword, you will become a bitch!

23. How many pairs of those eyes that were shaken off when you were young will be left after ten years?

24. If you can’t bear to fight with me, don’t say bad things about me behind my back.

25. Don’t underestimate me. Although I can’t save the people, I can harm the people.

Twenty-six, I will know that you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

27. Eating is easy but not easy to lose weight, so eat and cherish it.

28. The so-called loyalty is just the lack of chips for betrayal.

29. You insist on making Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

Thirty. No matter how bad my scores are, they are my own children and I don’t mind them!

31. One night, when the physics evening self-study teacher was spitting on the podium, he suddenly rushed to the female classmate in the back row of me and confiscated the comic book in her physics book on the spot. The whole class was stunned and exclaimed that the teacher had developed clairvoyance. Unexpectedly, the teacher said on the spot: I wanted to cry when I looked at the physics book, but she actually laughed while reading it!

32. How are you doing now? If you are not having a good time, I will feel relieved.

Thirty-three, besides teeth, there is also love that is difficult to extricate oneself from in the world.

34. Don’t act coquettishly if you look like that. It can easily cause pregnancy reactions.

Thirty-five, if you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a hooligan!

Thirty-six. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize that being handsome can be so specific.

Thirty-seven. Do you mind if I have small breasts? Do you mind if I like my childhood sweetheart? What does it mean to play with me since childhood?

Thirty-eight, the female penguin and the male penguin quarreled and turned away. The male penguin wanted to catch up and coax her. The female penguin looked back and saw how cute he was walking and twitching, so they reconciled

Thirty-nine. If we have no discernment, we will have myopia. If we do not have youth, we will have acne.

40. You can’t wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your message, but a red envelope can!

41. Classmate, why don’t you do your homework? Do you have any objections to being spoiled by your former class representative?

42. Are there any scumbag girls? I want to fall in love with you. I hope your sweet words will coax me into being crazy. Then you cheat on me and I will be heartbroken. From then on, I will work hard and reach the top of my life. Officially announced gentle healing copy

Officially announced gentle healing copy (Part 1)

1. Lemons have become sweeter!

2. Three meals a day for two people for all seasons.

3. Thank God for allowing us to meet.

4. I hope that my little friend can make you unforgettable and care about you

5. It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose in the battle with the king, as long as you protect me

6. If If I hadn't met you, my heart wouldn't have become so narrow, so narrow that it could only squeeze in one person like you.

7. When we met, the spring breeze was ten miles away, and it turned out to be you; when we fell in love, the mountains were long and the water was wide, and it was you in the end.

8. Sharing happiness makes *** live longer

9. My iceberg became her ice cream in XX’s hands today.

10. You came at the winter solstice, but the wind stopped on your eyebrows, and you opened your mouth because I came a little late.

11. In all the bitterness of the world, you are a little sweet.

12. From now on, I can only call you "you", because you are in my heart...

13. I found my lost male (female) friend

14. The angle of my mouth now is the happiest angle.

15. Should love be made public? I think so.

16. Time takes away the years, but it cannot take away my memory of you.

17. Hello everyone, this is my cute one.

18. Stars can be plucked, and you can get them.

19. I like your little willfulness, your little temper, and your little kindness. They are all so beautiful no matter how you look at them.

20. Spring also came on the day you came. Official text of gentle healing (Part 2)

21. I hope there will be no time to look back, and I will grow old with deep love.

22. With you, there is sweetness in life.

23. Please give me your advice for the rest of my life.

24. Close the deal and achieve consensus.

25. Although I have procrastination, I open the package as soon as it arrives, eat the snacks as soon as they are opened, and laugh as soon as you appear.

26. Appreciate each other and meet after dusk.

27. May the southwest wind pass away forever and be in your arms.

28. I don’t want to be a good person or a bad person, I just want to be your sweetheart.

29. My girl is the cutest in the world

30. The road is far away, but we go together and return together

31. No one in this world except me I'm not qualified to stand in front of you!

32. I was pulling cattails with you, but I couldn’t do it in one day.

33. May there be street lights in the thick fog in the mountains and fields, and may people return to their boats despite the wind and rain. May love rise slowly without knowing why.

34. The feeling of liking someone is probably listening to others discuss love, and I only think of you.

35. When you meet a lovely person, you suddenly feel that life is no longer difficult. No matter the night breeze or the cool breeze, you want to laugh.

36. Congratulations to me, Hi Ti Two fools.

37. I love you seriously and timidly, from the beginning to the end.

38. Until I met you, I made all the plans. The good memories will be with you for the rest of my life, and the bad memories will be with you.

39. It is better to be loved by thousands than to be understood by one person

40. The boyfriend (girlfriend) assigned by the state has finally arrived. The official announcement of the boyfriend is brief

A brief copy of the official boyfriend announcement

1. For the rest of my life, please give me your advice.

2. I want to be your night, and I also want to be your morning

3. I will always surrender to gentleness, and you are the gentleness itself

4. The impartial human fireworks that I covet happen to be you.

5. I have seen someone whose eyes look like the one I want to marry/marry.

6. Love may be late, but it will never be absent

7. I am so narrow-minded that I can only accommodate you.

8. From then on, some people asked me whether the porridge was warm, and some people talked to me about the evening.

9. To what extent is our interpersonal relationship passive? If you take a step back, I will disappear immediately.

10. From now on, people and dogs follow different paths.

11. From now on, I will eat your rice.

12. I want to stand by your side, see you lower your eyebrows, see you smile, even if you don’t speak, I feel happy too.

13. I have seen this sister before.

14. With you, life has meaning.

15. When you are close to vermillion, you are red, when you are close to ink, you are black, when you are close to me, you are sweet

16. It is not as good as one person to understand if you are loved by thousands of people

17. You ask How much I love you is probably that if I meet you a hundred times again, I will fall a hundred times.

18. Famous and distinguished, home and warmth.

19. You are thousands of miles away from the stars, but billions of stars are inferior to you. Regardless of the changes in the world, even if the sun and the moon change, I will still like you very much.

20. The flowers you raised were taken away with the flowers and pots. Sorry, mom, I can still get married! Brief Part 2 of the Official Boyfriend Announcement

21. You are in the deepest place in my heart.

22. How can I be willing to give up if I like you, unless time passes and I die.

23. I found my lost male (female) friend

24. This wave will never lose money, and I will make a profit in three years.

25. As long as it’s you, it doesn’t matter if you are weak!

26. From now on, your circle of friends will be yours.

27. I don’t believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more and more day by day.

28. When encountering bad things, you must learn to be calm and calm. The scum in this world come in all shapes and forms and are hard to guard against.

29. I heard that my husband manages the family well, and I want to hear the details for the rest of my life!

30. I was going to travel around the world, but when I saw you, I felt I could stop.

31. No matter how noisy a city is, without you, it would be an empty city; no matter how noisy a corner is, Stranger, with you, I am home.

32. From now on, the mind and body belong to each other.

33. Live a good life and love you slowly, not sooner or later, it just happens to be you.

34. The moonlight is so beautiful tonight! The wind is also gentle!

35. The feeling of liking someone is probably listening to others discuss love, and I only think of you.

36. The only way to relieve worries is to get rich suddenly. The only way to get rich suddenly is to love me!

37. The male (female) friends assigned by the country have finally arrived

38. True love is not love at first sight, but love over time; true fate is not God's arrangement, but your initiative.

39. I decided that I want to be the best in the world with you.

40. When you are born, you should return, and when you die, you should be longing for love.