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My youth in the construction factory (2)
Episode 2
Just now, the team leader Yang Jun notified me to go to the workshop office, saying that the workshop director Lu Changjun was looking for me.
Seeing the gloating look of team leader Yang Jun, I suddenly became nervous. I knew I had caused trouble. I guessed that Director Lu must be talking to me to find out why I secretly stuffed a dead mouse into Liu Fei's tool cabinet.
Yang Jun said with a smile:
"Ha'er, what are you afraid of? Are you scared? Are you shaking? Are you showing off? Hahaha! What are you afraid of? "Can you do this? Are you afraid of people?" > ""Director Lu is looking for you, you are awesome, the director of Workshop 23 is looking for you, you have become a big shot! ”
I knew I had gotten into trouble, and I couldn’t avoid it or run away from it. Because of nervousness and fear, my body kept shaking, but I wanted to hold it back, but I couldn’t. I couldn't help it, so I stomped my feet and jumped. My legs didn't obey me, they kept shaking, and my chest kept pounding.
Damn it. Damn it! I scolded myself in my heart, afraid of my eggs! Can Director Lu eat me?
I walked towards the 23 workshop office cautiously, looking around all the way. Are you thinking about how to deal with this?
When I was passing by the female workers' clinic in the workshop, I met Liu Fei coming out of the clinic. She met me. The look Fei looked at me was full of contempt, and she turned away quickly, as if she was avoiding the plague.
What’s so great about you, Fei Liu, that you were abandoned by your own man and divorced? What's there to be proud of? What's the point of being reserved?
I heard that she worked as an educated youth and joined the commune to promote Mao Zedong Thought after working in the production team for a few months. She performed on tour in various production teams. She played the role of Li Tiemei in "The Story of the Red Lantern" and also danced the role of Xi'er in "The White-Haired Girl". Later, the county wanted to transfer her to the county art troupe. Why did she replace her father and join the construction factory?
Moreover, after entering the construction factory, she did not join the propaganda team of the factory, nor did she participate in any activities of the factory league committee or the factory union. I approached her every time and asked her to participate in propaganda activities, but she politely refused. I don’t know what happened to her back then, so she was separated from the propaganda activities.
No one knew that she was an educated youth in the countryside. What happened? Moreover, she never mentioned a word about her past in the countryside.
Liu Fei disappeared as soon as she took a cigarette. I turned around and saw this female worker at the door of the clinic. There are two signs written in red paint. One sign says: Women's Health Room; the other sign says Men's Stop.
I don't understand this. They also built a bathroom specifically for female workers. What is the use of the nuns' toilet?
Once I asked the driver, Yao Mei, and I said:
"Yao Mei?" Sister, what are you doing in that female worker’s clinic again? You female employees have a women's restroom and a health room. Are there two toilets? Isn't it a bit wasteful? ”
Yaomei laughed for a while when she heard the hahaha and said:
“Hahahaha, haha, haha, I don’t even understand this!” ”
Yaomei laughed for a long time, laughing so hard that she leaned forward and backward and screamed for a long time. When she adjusted her breathing evenly, she smiled and said I explained:
"I said Haer, why do you men care about this matter? Why do you always ask about the place where our girls wash their butts? Hahaha? ”
Hearing Yao Meier say this, my face became hot and flushed. Yao Meier laughed and laughed at me when she saw me like this:
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“Speaking of you being a fool, treasure! Turtle son, sometimes he is extremely shrewd. You have to learn good things, not those messy things! "
It was really unlucky to be laughed at and criticized and educated by Yao Meier for no reason. I ran away from the female workers' clinic as if I was running away.
In fact, this Yaomei'er is not much better than me. It's just that she drives a car, rumbling over our heads all day long, and people often beg her to lift things. She is young and lively. Regardless of whether they are older or younger in the workshop, all the men in the workshop like to chat and joke with her. Well, team leader Yang Jun likes to joke with her, but recently Yang Jun and Liu Fei got "tangled", so of course he forgot about Yao Meier.
Yao Meier was condescending on the train, staring at all the dark corners of Workshop 23. She must know who is peeking into the women's bathhouse and watching Liu Fei take a bath. Why isn't it reflected? Not reporting?
Hou Saner often hides in the sand blowing room to urinate. How did the section leader Zhao Dahan know? Zhao Dahan grabbed Hou San'er, tightly grabbed the skirt of Hou San'er, just like grabbing a little chicken, and scolded Hou San'er fiercely:
"Is that place a place for peeing? Aren't you there to sharpen knives for me?! If you go to the toilet, someone will die?! The whole workshop is like you, so what's wrong? How did you develop this weird virtue?! ”
The section chief, Zhao Dahan, was reprimanding Hou San’er while beating his desk loudly. The battle was indeed a bit intimidating. Everyone guessed that if Hou San'er retorted, it would be weird if he didn't get a beating! Hou San'er, with a body like a chicken, how dare you fight with Zhao Dahan'er? Hou San'er could only stand in the office obediently and listen to Zhao Dahan's lectures and education.
Think about it, the sand blowing room is as big as a palm, with two grinding wheels flying around, sparks and dust in between. Workers are sharpening knives inside, and the grinding wheel is filled with dust. Plus, your pee smells so bad, how can it be tolerated?
The machine tool Hou Saner drives is a drilling machine, so he often goes to the sand blowing room to sharpen drill bits. This drill bit grinding is also very particular. If the drill bit is not sharpened well, the hole will be flat and the hole wall will be rough. What's worse is that the drill bit is not sharp and is not good. Someone has drilled more than a dozen holes, but you only drilled a few holes. In other words, the quality of your work is poor and the quantity is small. Hou San'er often begs me to sharpen his drill bits. He is such a stupid person. I have told him countless times that when sharpening drill bits, the angle between the cutting edge of the drill bit and the rotating surface of the grinding wheel must be well controlled. The hand cannot shake; the drill bit must be held firmly in the hand and cannot shake, and of course it must not slip. Somehow, he still couldn't grasp it. He had to often ask me to sharpen his drill bits, buy me some cigarettes, etc. to please me.
Hou Saner has a bad habit of cheating and cheating, even if it hurts others or himself, he will do it. Everyone in the team disliked him, so he and I often hung out together.
The toilet in workshop 23 is not in the workshop, but in a simple bungalow specially built outside the workshop not far from the workshop office. It is really inconvenient for workers to go to the toilet, which takes more than ten minutes. However, there is no way! Well, when Soviet experts designed this factory, they did not consider that workers would have to poop and pee!
Everyone was very angry when they found out that Hou San'er was hiding in the sand-blowing room and peeing. They felt that Zhao Dahan was right to scold him, and even slapping him twice would not relieve his anger.
Later, everyone became confused. Zhao Dahan has sharp eyes. He can see every dark corner of the 23 workshop?
People speculated that Yao Meier must have seen it while driving and quietly reported it to Zhao Dahan. Many people climbed onto the carriage and experienced it themselves. Indeed, people speculated that there was a reason why Yao Meier reported on Hou Saner for hiding in the sand-blowing room and peeing. Standing on it, you can see clearly from any corner in the workshop.
I can only blame Monkey San'er for only paying attention to the left and right sides and the door when he was peeing, but not the sky.
Yaomei'er has a very good bottom line. As long as you don't cause damage and affect everyone's interests, she has never mentioned other private things that happened to people in the workshop. Sister Hua is different. She talks about everything regardless of anything. Why is there someone in the workshop kissing someone while hiding in the darkness of the tool cabinet? Or someone started falling in love with someone! And so on and so forth. Sister Hua added fuel to the fire and made a big fuss in the workshop.
Therefore, everyone’s impression of Yao Meier is quite good.
I walked cautiously towards the workshop, and when I came to the workshop sink, I stopped again.
This sink is a long sink, a sink made of cement, with a water pipe set up in the middle, and the water pipe is leaking with holes drilled everywhere. As long as the switch of the water pipe is turned on, thin threads of water will emerge from the dense holes, and workers after get off work will wash their hands under this water.
The processing workshop! Whose hands are not covered in oil after get off work? In a workshop with four to five hundred people, they get off work at the same time and wash their hands at the same time. This sink is very spectacular. Crowded with countless people. Well, they all stretched out their hands, smeared them with soap powder, and laughed and laughed while washing their hands.
Above the sink is a publicity board built by the workshop. There are a lot of workshop learning documents and factory documents posted on the bulletin board, which are all important red-headed documents! There is only one newspaper, "Chongqing Daily". Oh, the first thing that caught my eye was a slogan on the propaganda board, which called:
"Grasp the revolution to promote production, and resolutely complete the third quarter of the battle!"
Below the slogan , is the workshop’s honor roll. Of course team leader Yang Jun is also on the honor roll. Is he the first to become an advanced person? When our team selected the top performers, it seemed that he was not chosen! When selecting the best, I voted for Master Song Lin. Master Song Lin, who is quiet, quiet and unknown, has been working in the group for more than ten years. As the workshop leaders often say, they are old scalpers!
How did Yang Jun become the "advanced"? I looked carefully at the photo of team leader Yang Jun. That photo was the moment when team leader Yang Jun got carried away. Both of his eyes narrowed with laughter!
How come our team leader Yang Jun has no wrinkles on his chubby face? The chin was also bare without a beard. His eyes were narrowed into slits, and he did have a sense of triumph. I looked left and right, and I felt like a monk and a eunuch. Suddenly, I wanted to play a prank. In the picture of Yang Jun, I wanted to dig a hole in his eyes so that he could squint and look ugly. What would it look like if he dug a hole?
I cautiously reached out to the photo of team leader Yang Jun, but at this moment, I suddenly heard the sound of someone coughing behind me. I was startled and turned around quickly, "Oh my God!" The person standing behind me is Master Song Lin.
I took back my hand and giggled in embarrassment. Master Song Lin washed his hands slowly, as if nothing happened just now, as if he didn't see anything. Why is Master Song Yilin here to wash his hands before it's time to get off work?
Master Song Lin said that he worked the night shift yesterday and should get off work this morning.
I asked Master Song Lin, when I said that when selecting advanced candidates, I voted for you. Why did team leader Yang Jun become an advanced model?
Master Song Lin sighed and said:
"Oh, Yang Jun has invented something!"
I asked Master Song, the team leader What did Yang Jun invent?
Master Song Lin said that this was it, and grabbed a handful of sawdust powder from a small basket next to the bathtub.
Song Lin said that this was invented by the team leader Yang Jun. He added some alkali powder to the sawdust powder. We use this sawdust powder when we wash our hands without soap. ”
Oh, it turns out to be this.
This was invented by Yang Jun, the team leader! It’s really good. After we get off work, if there is oil on our hands, we wash them with soap three or five times. If it's not clean, use this sawdust mixed with salty powder to wash your hands, and it will be clean after two or three washes. So when we put the hand washing machine, we put several baskets in several places next to the sink, and these sawdust were placed in the small baskets. Fenfen. After all, a lot of soap was saved, but most of the soap saved was taken home to wash clothes and cover.
The workshop office is a bungalow with one room per room. There are six rooms in total. The wooden sign above the door number of the first room says the technical group, room one; the second room is the second room of the 11th technical room; and the third room is the technical room. The third room is the trade union office; the fifth room is the party branch office of Workshop 23; the sixth room is the office of the director of Workshop 23.
The place I want to go to is the "23 Workshop Office". I have been hesitating and hesitating at the door of the office.
My heart was pounding, and I was shaking nervously. I didn’t know what was going to happen. What was Director Lu going to do to me? Critical education? Require me to write a check? Inspection at the all-shop staff meeting?
This is quite acceptable. It would be too embarrassing if I were asked to apologize to Fei Liu in person. What does it sound like for a man to bow his head and admit his mistake to a woman?
I was frightened and frightened, and my head was hanging outside the door of the party branch office, just like that turtle, sticking its head out for a while, and then retracting it again.
The office is not spacious, there are only four desks, and a round head with sparse hair is buried in one of the desks. I wandered around the door again and again, and the head finally felt me. Finally, he raised his head and glanced at me from above his spectacles. Oh, this round head with sparse hair is the famous Director Lu of our 23 workshop. He was busy writing something in the office. When he saw me looking there, he immediately took off his reading glasses from the bridge of his nose and threw them on the table. He stood up and waved to me.
"It's Xiao Li, come in quickly!"
Oh, this Director Lu is not as ferocious and evil as I imagined, looking like a tiger, leopard or wolf, but has a kind eyebrow. The kind face is full of smiles.
What's going on? What's the point?
When he gave a report to our workshop workers last time, he said that our national economy was on the verge of collapse. He read the "edge" edge as "green" green. In the audience, someone quietly corrected me and said it was marginal. The person who helped Xiaosheng correct the data was Fu Zhengfang, secretary of the Youth League branch of the workshop. Of course, our Youth League branch secretary is a young man and a high school student, so his education is better.
However, Director Lu did not buy her account.
Director Lu, with big eyes, put the tea on the table and blinked, saying that the word read "green", you read it correctly, you don't have to come up, you come up and read, I'll go down and listen! You will be the director, and I will be the worker!
Everyone could see that Director Lu was very dissatisfied with the secretary of the Youth League branch. How can we correct the mistakes of the Party branch secretary of Workshop 23 in public?
Officials hate such self-righteous villains the most.
Director Lu's face turned red and he paused angrily before continuing:
"Well, is one word so important? Is it so crucial? ? I am here to convey the spirit of the instructions from my superiors. The factory leaders have repeatedly emphasized that they must pay close attention to the economy and find rice for cooking. What kind of rice is this? It is not what we call rice, nor is it what we call glutinous rice! Here, I tell the comrades very seriously that finding rice to cook requires us to go to the market to ask for products, tasks, and lives to do it!"
Director Lu became excited as he talked! He stood up, took off his military coat, and picked up the teacup again:
"Looking for rice means looking for the market, you know!?"
The teacup knocked over and the tea spilled out, all over Director Lu. Everyone could see that Secretary Lu was still angry.
Now, at this moment, Director Lu unexpectedly smiled and held my hand lovingly. I was really unexpected and flattered.
Director Lu dragged me into the office in a nonsensical manner. I thought that as soon as I entered the office, Director Lu would change his face again, scold me with a stern look, and close the door to educate me! Unexpectedly, he was smiling so kindly now, with no intention of criticizing anyone.
"Comrade Xiao Li, don't be afraid. The fact that you have the courage to come means you are a very good comrade! What do they call you, treasure? Ha'er? This is theirs No! I can’t call you that. I want to call you by your name. Your name is Li Changchun, right?”
Director Lu also poured me a glass of water and put it in front of me
I was a little dazed and at a loss. I was frightened and nervous, and my eyes kept staring at the wall behind Secretary Lu.
The wall behind Director Lu is covered with banners, one of which has four golden characters:
Model Unit
Director Lu is still Smiling and saying to me:
"I don't specifically want to criticize you today, no, let's have a heart-to-heart talk! I came to you today just to have a heart-to-heart talk.
But before we talk, I still want to say: You, what you did yesterday did go too far and went too far. No, never do it again in the future! "
"But, Comrade Xiao Li, I know you have many advantages. I heard that you are very capable in the workshop. That turning tool you sharpened, what kind of drill bit, and cutter! The cutting tools are sharpened so well! Everyone said that the knives sharpened by Haer are very useful! Oops, I said your nickname again. Sorry, didn't mean it! "
"Well, I will tell you the truth today. I still have great confidence in you. You are a good comrade who loves to work! ”
But don’t be proud. Have you heard about a comrade named Ni Zhifu? Oh, you know the Ni Zhifu drill bit! It means grinding the drill bit into three sharp points and leaving two gaps. The drill bit he ground solved a big problem. He drilled a paper-thin steel plate so big that it didn’t deform at all, and the accuracy was very good. So let me tell you, technically, there are other people, and there is a world outside the sky! , study hard!"
More than an hour passed by chatting like this. When I walked out of the office of workshop 23, the loudspeaker at the door of the factory had already sounded the call for get off work. Charge horn.
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