English composition My last trip

At around one o'clock when the patrolling teacher on the fourth floor was walking around excitedly, all the girls in the boys' room were successfully evacuated. Qingzai and I also breathed a sigh of relief (otherwise they would have to sleep on the same bed as us like a puzzle).

An uneventful night.

According to the boys, they watched "Let's Date" together. They said it was much more interesting than "If You Are the One" because there were many diaosi in it.

I still remember Newdy holding a copy of "Diaosi Biography" last month and reading it with gusto, which made people think about it.

Jiayuguan Gate Tower (sheepyin tour guide said it seems to have something to do with the Great Wall? I can’t remember). In short, these attractions are the same in my opinion - there are many stairs for you to climb, and you can stand at the highest point and wow. , then go down the stairs. This process is applicable to almost all scenic spots, such as Mount Tai, Mount Huang, and Yesanpo. This is true for Notre Dame de Paris, and even more so for the Arc de Triomphe. The Eiffel Tower is not about climbing stairs but taking an elevator, but it is still essentially the same. Such a summary does not seem to deserve a beating.

Nothing to see can squeeze out things to see, and no landscape can create a landscape. For example, I have seen something called [Strike Stone Yanming], where a small stone is placed on top of a big stone. The tour guide knocked, "Does this sound like the sound of swallows?" To me, it sounded like the sound of two rocks hitting each other. It is said that there is a poignant story behind it... Looking at the Chinese part of the introduction sign, we caught two swallows and returned from going out to forage for food in the city. When the city gate was closed, the female swallow came in and the male swallow was killed by the city gate (this is OK! ), so the female swallow cried mournfully all day long.

Looking at the English version of the introduction, the sentences are very confusing. The most powerful thing is that they translated "Female killed the male to see Yan Yan, very sad, mourning all day then die." I can't help but praise, who did this is better than Google Translator!

We all know that stationery likes to have English text printed on it as if it was imported from the United States. Jewelry packaging likes to be printed with Korean characters as if it is imported from South Korea. But we all know that it is actually made in China. This year, everything is pretended to be imported, as if any imported product is better than domestically produced. I just discovered two days ago that jelly imported from Thailand and raisins imported from Vietnam are more expensive than domestic ones! Let’s not talk about Thailand for now, but a country rich in cheap wives, together with the Philippines, which produces nannies, are still competing for the South China Sea.

I noticed that I digressed every sentence and came back to talk about English. The English that is deliberately printed is often very illogical. I wondered, 26 letters did not seem to involve infringement issues, and there was no need for copycats like [Kang Shuaifu], [Dabai Free] and [Zhizhi Xiangguazi]... But a few years ago, I still saw a pen printed with ：A friend in need is a friend indead.

There is nothing to say about lunch, just virtue.

After five hours’ drive to Dunhuang, I have to start Alps + Skittles + Malice again... to secrete antidiuretic hormone.

On the way we got off the bus at a place called Guazhou. It is said that the melons here are very famous. Li Dagua appeared in front of us very untimely... A group of people gathered around the table, and in the end, before they finished eating, they gave it to a friend from the senior high school for free.

Each leg of the mosquitoes here is so long...

Arrived in Dunhuang. I want to say it again: Dunhuang. These two words are so enjoyable to say, and they feel particularly domineering. Impressions of Dunhuang as a child: murals. Impressions of the murals: Egypt. Impressions of Egypt: Positive Law. Impression of frontal law: The orientation of the head and feet is 90 degrees to the orientation of the body, only one eye is exposed, and the palms of both hands are turned outwards.

Of course I know...the murals in Dunhuang are definitely not that ugly.

The dinner was unprecedentedly sumptuous. Ma Di kept making food reviews excitedly while Huang Shuai kept silent. In the end, a piece of cake was served, but everyone declined, and finally fell into Governor Huang's belly. "It's necessary, the Nine-Five Lord!" 》

A kid from high school stuck the whole cake on the wall. This is the result of the expansion of enrollment in the experimental class - the decline in quality.

In the evening, a group of four people took a camel ride through the desert (Mingsha Mountain). When we were divided into groups, the squad leader asked us if we had any requirements. We said, we need to be fast. Ma Di, Xiao Ge and zombie are more courageous and plan to walk across the desert in order to save money.

We were already looking forward to it and began to speculate on which people would make the camel's feet sink deeply when they rode on it.

The first thing to do before entering the desert is to cover all the faces you can with a hat, gauze, scarf, sunglasses, and a neck mask. This is where a Resident Evil movie unfolds...except Dagua looks more like a milker on a farm, Meng Shuai looks like Spider-Man, and my sister looks like a pesticide sprayer.

Tour guide: A camel is a very docile animal...

Zeng Shuai: A camel can chew off half of a person's face...

Take it with you With these two sentences of background knowledge, I climbed up shivering.

The five camels were tied together, so the five of us were also lined up. The order is: Xunshen, me, CBT, Qingzai, Zeng Shuai.

Xunshen: English Emperor, your camel has been panting...

What else can I say when I encounter this kind of excellent complaint, "Yes, because I am too fat." "It's gone."

CBT kept urging his camel to move faster. When it was only ten centimeters away from me, CBT said, "Bite her, bite her!"

Can you imagine the scream that followed. The CBT camels backed away again. The tour guide Sheep Sound said that the camels were afraid of human sounds.

Just when CBT was feeling proud, my camel suddenly farted, and immediately started to be ecstatic (remember I said that ecstatic can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb), and almost sprayed on CBT.

Well done!

On the way I witnessed Sun Yuan’s camel refusing to be loaded. The person in charge explained: because the camel was too small and Sun Yuan was too heavy. Then I thought about how strong the camel carrying Brother Guang was! I sympathize with it very much, it is simply animal cruelty.

Suddenly I heard CBT say from behind, "Hey, Sun Jinglu, why is there still a word carved on your butt?" I almost fell down. "I mean, your camel." He immediately corrected himself.

While sandboarding, I suggested that we all die together. But Xun Shen disliked us and wanted to skate alone. So Qingzai and I found Fatty Melon, thinking that fatties have greater friction. (But in fact, the acceleration is the same, sinθg-μcosθg) Dagua said, you must shout when you go down, it will be more exciting.

So when we were going down:

Dagua: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... (After the end) cough cough cough cough

Qingzai :...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

They both filled their mouths with sand, wasn't I very wise.

Actually, I want to say that this place is too expensive. Camel 100, shoe covers 10, sandboarding 25, taking photos for you 10, giving you photos 20, yogurt 10, battery car 10, a bottle of sand 10. The most annoying thing is that you sit on the camel and the staff below use your camera Click it for you, it will be 10. This is not a harmonious society.

Everyone was a little abnormal on the way back. For example, Xiao Sa kept singing: I am a Samoyed...

Liang Sicheng was called "Hundred Samoyed" because of his gentle personality. One hundred and twenty percent pure man." In order to prove that he was a pure man, he kicked a tree he met on the way, which was rumored to be a joke. So on the way back, Zeng Shuai mocked: "Liang Sicheng, please beat this desert! Beat it out of the water! Beat it into a beach!"

Sir Guang emphasized: No roommates are allowed! Therefore, Qingzai and I decided to start the academic mode and focus on "Sail".

But we arrived at the hotel.

"Why don't we watch TV for a while first?"

"Okay!"

Qingzai said, "I'll sleep for half an hour first and then take a shower later. ."

"Can I wake you up?"

Qingzai learned the lesson from the European Cup, "Okay."

Half an hour later...

Shake it gently. "Get up!"

Shake it hard. "It's been half an hour, it's time to take a shower!"

Shake it hard.

"Can't get up to take a shower!?"

Some people are very unhappy when they are woken up while sleeping, and they may kick you away unconsciously. "This is what I do when I sleep" So in order to avoid getting kicked, I decided to try another method.

Find Touch, play "Fighter" at maximum volume, then "Little Love Song", then "New Divide"... If there was an Internet at that time, I would definitely play "The Most Dazzling National Style".

But she remained unmoved.

I sent a text message to Daguaergua and asked them to make an internal call and wake them up with the phone. She can't kick the phone, I guess.

As a result, Daguaergua came in pajamas. Ergua shook her feet for a long time and woke up.

How brave. Fortunately, Qingzai is not the type to kick people.

Qingzai and I watched the reruns of "Let's Date", and the people in it were so thorny!

Change the channel decisively to Zhen Huan.

Before going to bed, Concubine Hua was making trouble. After waking up, Concubine Hua was not dead yet. The TV was on all night.

Visit the Mogao Grottoes in the morning. The only pair of trousers I brought with me got dirty on the day of the camel ride, so I happily wore shorts and went. In the car, the tour guide said that there are some things that are not allowed to be taken to the Mogao Grottoes. In fact, it boils down to two things. It's called "You won't be allowed to take this with you" and "You won't be allowed to take that with you either."

In this case, don’t bring anything else. Seeing that it was cloudy and not in the sun, I decisively left my umbrella and got into the car.

It’s boring when gathering.

Sister: "Brother Xiao, let's have a while."

Brother Xiao: "There is no inspiration."

Sister: "Art comes from life. ”

Brother Xiao: “My art comes from other people’s lives”

It started to rain as soon as I entered the door.

Ma Di: "Have you brought a pen?"

Me: "No."

Ma Di (joyful): "That'll be fine , you didn’t even bring it.”

After a while.

Ma Di: "Did you bring an umbrella?"

Me: "No."

Ma Di (joyful): "Oh, then It’s okay.”

Me: “What’s wrong?”

Ma Di: “It’s okay if I don’t bring one.”

In fact, I have been looking for his logic. Could it be that God decided to take less rain because the girls didn’t bring umbrellas?

This is not the case. It went down deeper and deeper... It was still very cold in the cave, and my knees ached. I was in a very bad situation, shorts and no umbrella. This is... Mo Gao cried.

In the end, I trudged in the rain for more than ten minutes and arrived at the bus drowned. Several drivers were gathering together to smoke and watch "Jinyiwei". People in the northwest are very kind. They smoked cigarettes when they saw me coming and asked me if I wanted to watch TV. In the car, I opened the umbrella and put it on the seat to create a dressing room. I silently changed into dry clothes inside, silently chatted with the GPS, and silently stuffed a pile of soft bread. (I was really too lazy to go down to eat with everyone), but they thought that poor classmate Thirteen was in so much pain that he was not even in the mood to eat...

In the end, I went down. Antidiuretic hormone is not what it is. It all works. I told the driver that I was going to the bathroom and would be back later. The driver was about to go to dinner. He originally wanted to ask: When will you come back? The result is: Do you go to the toilet quickly or slowly?

That’s where I feel embarrassed. In fact, most people are pretty fast, except for cheats of course. Regarding the problem of Kengte, it is a long story. For details, please refer to "The Travels of the Brainless Man: Walking in the Fading", which has a detailed introduction.

Before the gathering, I bought three postcards in a hurry. The GPS and Lao Wan were both online, so I had to get their addresses. The last one was reserved for the person named Yin, but the person named Yin didn't appreciate it. Damn, I’ve written all the content, but he doesn’t want it. (Breaking news: Lao Wan’s real name is Fang Xu~ What a unique name! Isn’t it? @曜书)

I went to listen to [a lecture about the Mogao Grottoes] in the afternoon. It was really interesting. I didn’t even finish watching Mogao Grottoes, so I went to listen to Mao’s lecture. It's as if you have to write a movie review without even watching the movie. It's really interesting. I wonder if the person in charge of arranging the itinerary at the travel agency is out of his mind. (The noun form appears!)

I asked Brother Guang: After listening to the lecture later, can I go to the place where I just bought the postcard and mail it?

Brother Guang agrees.

I was asleep the whole time during that lecture, and I could only vaguely understand one word: Dunhuang.

Finally it was over and it started to rain. I was about to go to the post office in the rain to send a postcard, but the Nima bus came over! It just drove over! We missed the post office just like that.

In the evening, take the train bound for Lanzhou. More than 200 people flocked to the small shop in the train station, it was like a robbery. I didn't buy any stamps either.

In the car I received a text message from Yang Fangqiu asking for a postcard. I happened to have an empty one in my hand, so I wrote it.

I received another text message from Zhongyue. She seemed to be very interested in the Dunhuang postmark, but it was no longer possible, so I gave the one reserved for Yin to Zhongyue (there was at least one on it. Mogao Grottoes), but the content has already been written... So Zhongyue will receive a postcard with the following content:

"I know this is ugly, but I know you also Don’t pay attention to artistic effects~”

I really hope that Zhongyue, as a person who attaches great importance to artistic effects, will not be angry when he sees this.

A group of people were still playing cards. A few of us, a small group of people, held up umbrellas and hung them between the two middle berths, so that no one passing by could see our faces. If we wanted to see them, we must bend over. In this way, unwelcome people will not bother to harass us because of the trouble, and we will have a relatively safe space.

I don’t know what the topic is, but my favorite thing to say recently is: This is life.

The little silly brother immediately attracted Yuanyuan and Yangyang to poke her together. The little silly brother turned out to be the handsome brother, the prophet in the Sheep and Sheep Games. She and Li Dagua have the same purpose. Li Dagua's face reads: "Hello everyone, my name is Li Dagua, come and bully me." Little Silly Brother's face reads: "Hello everyone, my name is Xiao Brother Silly, come and bully me."

Little Silly Brother asked seriously: "How can I keep these words off my face?"

Yangyang: " No chance."

Little Silly Brother: "(pretending to cry) Why are you all bullying me?"

Yangyang Xueyi: "This is life!"

We will sing together later. If we don’t have to sing anymore, we will sing “Song of Xu Kaiyang” which I adapted from the song “Song of the Yangtze River” during the chorus competition. The lyrics are as follows:

You came from the Eastern Land and the Tang Dynasty to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures

Amitabha Buddha made some connections

You nourished my master with sweet milk

You feed my Xu Kaiyang with your toned arms

We praise Xu Kaiyang for the place where bacteria breeds

We are attached to Xu Kaiyang, she is a dung beetle Paradise

Whenever this song played, she pouted and had nothing to say. This was the first time that I defeated her verbally.

I said let’s stop sleeping and chat at night.

Yuanyuan said, okay, let’s start chatting at three o’clock so that you can “tell the truth after being sleepy” again.

I received a GPS text message the next morning. I had mixed feelings, so I won’t say more.

After leaving the station, I took the whole family to the hourly room to wash up. Human potential is indeed unlimited... It took the four of us *** half an hour to finish taking a shower, which was shorter than the meeting time. More than an hour in advance.

I tentatively asked Brother Guang in a very tactful and kind tone if he could go to the post office. Brother Guang is right to play. Jogging to the post office, it started to rain again. Qingzi: "Did we bring the Dragon King of Cuihu?"

The lunch was in a very high-end place, after all, it is the provincial capital! By the way, I just learned that Lanzhou is the capital of Gansu Province that day, and I remembered what Sister BIA said: Geography teachers die young. I digress, um, lunch, in a small private room. Before we went, Qingzai and I had agreed to order a noodle dish alone, not with the boys. (They are too powerful in combat.) Six of the ten people ordered them individually, and three of the remaining four were big eaters. (You can understand the meaning by yourself) Ma Di: "Why don't you eat it? Do you want to order a la carte?"

This invincible trio of Ma Di, Professor, and Huang Shuai can literally eat the entire earth.

The characteristic of Ma Di is [eating while talking, saying it to make excuses for eating]

The characteristic of Huang Shuai is [I don’t care about you so much and I eat without saying anything.

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The characteristic of the professor is [I have flexible hands and ten flexible fingers...] Why do you say this? I have also said before that the professor's favorite thing to do is to pick + bounce or roll + throw balls. In mathematical terms, it is called cotangent. In classical Chinese, it is called: light gathering, slow twisting, wiping and picking again. This personal habit has developed his extremely nimble fingers, and he is particularly handy when picking up vegetables when eating.

I have to mention that Ma Di is very good at grabbing food: the interval between the waiter serving the food and him eating it clean is no more than ten minutes. (The premise is that the dish he is interested in) First, he will comment on the dish, turn the turntable to his position logically, and then say: Let me try it. Assume that the turntable rotates clockwise, and the three of them eat a lot. When they see that the dish they are interested in has gone away, they then turn counterclockwise and come back...

This makes us sitting opposite Feeling very embarrassed. Yangyang and Yuanyuan were originally sitting across from us, but when they saw this, they moved next to them to reduce the degree of harm. But Qingzai and I opened the stove big enough and the box was heavy enough, so we didn’t need to join in this battle for food. (Ma Di once helped me carry a box, "Hey, why is it so heavy?" I thought to myself: "Isn't it all because of you?")

Since childhood, I have encountered any kind of competition. , I would either find a way to get it alone, or I would rather not have it and not fight for anything. I just don't like that state, I would despise myself. Of course, my mother doesn’t think so. She said that a person must be able to rob in order to gain a foothold in society. She gave the example of a neighbor she grew up with who could grab anything, from biscuits to her husband, with a big face that she could wipe out.

But I just want to live more like a human being, not like a beast.

The topic returned to the dinner table, and a bowl of noodles was served.

Ma Di: "Excuse me, is this noodles pulled?"

It caused a protest at the table, "Can you not say it so disgusting?" He could obviously ask: Is this ramen? Why do you talk so arrogantly? (The adverb form appears!)

The noodles we ordered have not been served for a long time, and someone has already gone to quarrel. Ma Di and Professor said there was no pressure because they were already full. From time to time, people would ask if Brother Guang’s noodles had come, because if his noodles hadn’t come, he wouldn’t rush us to leave.

The content of the quarrel was: "Why hasn't ours come yet?"

Waiter: "Do you want a big bowl or a small bowl?"

"Big bowl. ”

Waiter: “Oh, the big bowl is slower than the small bowl.”

This logic is so invincible, don’t two small bowls make a big bowl when put together? If we said "small bowl" she would definitely say "Oh, small bowl is slower than big bowl because it is more delicate."

When we got to the car, I was already on the verge of losing my temper. Those playing cards even asked us to change places, so I suddenly said, "Let's play rough cards!"

Then there was silence.

Go to the Chinese Academy of Sciences in Lanzhou to visit the laboratory in the afternoon. It’s really interesting. There are no experiments in Beijing. I have to go to Lanzhou to visit. We speculated that the train would only be available in the afternoon. If it would cost money to go to the hourly room, it would be better to stay in a laboratory and stay there to cultivate the boring sentiment. In fact, I have never understood whether the Chinese Academy of Sciences is a school or a research institute.

The person explaining was very humorous and full of slips of the tongue:

"Carbonyl dehydrogenation" (Does carbonyl have hydrogen?)

"Go home and Google it ”

“*** bonded compounds”

Another commentator:

“Are you from the High School Affiliated to Beijing Normal University?”

"The Second Affiliated High School."

"Oh, that's not bad."

What do you mean [that's not bad]... It's better than the No. 1 Affiliated High School!

When I came out of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, an aunt chased me and grabbed Yangyang cordially (this is the original intention)

"Are you from Beijing?"

Yangyang nodded.

Auntie: "Are you the only one in the family? How many sisters do you have?"

Yangyang: "Aren't we all only children now?"

Auntie: "Oh, the consumption level in Beijing is high. Is the tuition high?"

Yangyang: "I don't know. I haven't compared it."

Aunt: (Suddenly looking at her hands ) "Look, my hands are not clean, they are all oil.

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Yangyang smiled awkwardly and wanted to get away.

Aunt: "You have to drive, right?"

Yangyang: "Yes"

< p>Auntie: "Then go catch your car. ”

As expected of Yangyang, it always attracts all kinds of weirdos. (The adjective appears)

I went to Lanzhou Railway Station in the afternoon and saw the slogan: [Open Gansu welcomes you The developing Lanzhou welcomes you]

While waiting at the train station, I turned around and saw Brother Guang getting angry with his sister unhappily. Then I turned around and saw him getting angry with Hua Zai unhappily. Then I turned around and saw that he was getting angry with Andy. He got angry with Liang Sicheng unhappily. We came to the conclusion that it was best not to offend Brother Guang today.

This time everyone’s votes were very scattered, so we used all our wisdom to move Liang Sicheng to our car instead. The bald uncle came over at this time and asked: What is the uncle here like?

Fat Fan said: We are picky.

My first thought is: send the professor over!

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I feel like a lot of words are wasted, this is the length of it, so let’s stop here. I guess this is the last stupid travelogue in high school (but one day I will be happy. It’s also possible to write “The Journey of a Brainless Man: The Third Year of High School Is Coming”) Anyway, this is a series that I feel more comfortable and comfortable in writing, and it won’t end here.

I watched Feng today. Grandma’s condition report is very pessimistic. All I can do is wish her well and believe that good things will happen to good people.