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Zhenyuan's latest slogan

The stone soldiers in Guizhou saw it: "Let Yamakaji go and sit in prison."

What I saw on the railway: "If you lie on the track, you will bear legal responsibility if you don't die."

The big red slogan at the entrance of a power plant is even more ingenious: "Don't touch the wire, 50,000 volts high voltage, you will die if you touch it, and offenders will be investigated!"

I saw a super explosion on the national highway in Henan: "It is illegal to rob a police car!" "

Ten years ago, I passed Hengyang, Hunan Province, and the following slogan flashed outside the window: "Resolutely crack down on broken tendons!" See people all over the hair, chilling.

There is a protective cable: "Steal the cable and beg for death!" "

A place in Jiangxi seems to be less vulgar: "The optical cable has no copper, so it is a crime to steal it."

The slogan I saw in Shandong: "The optical cable does not contain copper, so you should be sentenced for stealing!"

The most negative sentence is: "There is no copper in the optical fiber, and it is useless to steal it."

The slogan of returning agricultural loans: "People pay their debts when they die!"

Going to Heilongjiang, it is estimated that it is difficult for local investors to attract investment. I saw: "whoever infringes on investors is the sinner of the people."

Slogan of securities company: "Educate investors!"

Somewhere in Hebei: "Don't marry an illiterate wife, don't marry an illiterate Han nationality!" " "

Popularize compulsory education: "It is better to adopt a daughter who doesn't study than to raise a pig!" Raising a child who doesn't study is like raising a donkey! "

A scenic spot in Xiamen: "illegal cross-border sightseeing, beware of bullets sweeping away."

Rural Credit Cooperatives: "Rural Credit Cooperatives are intimate people of Lao Bai's sexual life."

A school: "Warmly welcome NPC representatives to our school for unannounced visits!"

At the gate of the unit driver's class: "When the motor rings, concentrate, the wheels move and think of the masses." A farm: "People from all walks of life, please bring your estrus cows to breed."

Roadside shop: "Eat and mend tires."

There is a sign on a lawn in Nanning: the first line says "creation" and the second line says "sexual activity".

The white slogan in a corner: "Surrender is a crime", surprised, turned around and wrote: "The only way out for molecules".

Another classic is written like this: "The masses are in trouble", and the following is: "Careful investigation is hard to find".

Flags on both sides of Pudong Avenue in Pudong New Area, Shanghai: "Garbage classification, start with me!" I'll be garbage first!

Zoo slogan: "Protecting wild animals means protecting ourselves!" It is better to be a wild animal than a garbage.

A slogan written by foreign students in a university toilet made me feel particularly eye-catching: "China, please flush after defecation!"

There are many underwear factories in Yanbu Town, Nanhai City, Guangdong Province, and their products sell well all over the world. At one time, a slogan was painted on the wall of the town government: "Developing underwear manufacturing industry is our basic national policy!" It is not surprising to swear endlessly.

1。 An overpass saw a propaganda slogan: "Hold high the great flag of Deng Xiaoping Theory", and there was a traffic sign on the overpass-it said "height limit is 4.5 meters".

2。 On the edge of the expressway, there stands "closely unite around the CPC Central Committee with comrades as the core", followed by a road sign-keep a distance of 200 meters.

3。 There are two big slogans on the side of the expressway: Left: March courageously on the road of building Socialism with Chinese characteristics; Right: The speed limit is 60 kilometers.

4。 There is a slogan on a highway: "Stick to Socialism with Chinese characteristics Road!" Not far from here, there is a sign: "This road is closed, please make a detour".

What I saw on Henan National Road: It is illegal to rob a police car! !

6. I also saw an absolute classic on the national road in Henan: one person is ligated, and the whole family is glorious! !

7. This is what I saw in Shibing, Guizhou. It's quite classic: put Yamakaji in prison and do nothing.

8. And what I saw on the railway: If you lie on the track, you will bear legal responsibility if you don't die.

9. On the way from Yuan Zhe to Likeng, I passed an unknown small village and occasionally saw a slogan painted with white paint on the farmhouse on the roadside: Every man is responsible, and the country will dominate; Family planning is the responsibility of the husband.

10. A suburb of Beijing: Have fewer children, plant more trees, have fewer children and raise more pigs!

1 1. A township government in Hunan: poverty is tied, and the ring is rich.

12. Tongren, Guizhou, going to Mufei, Fan Jing? Slaughterhouse slogan: Use Theory of Three Represents Theory to guide our slaughter work.

13. the slogan I saw in Shandong: optical cable does not contain copper, and stealing should be sentenced!

14. Anhui, the slogan of returning agricultural loans: the father's debt is not bad, and the father's debt is also paid!

15. Shandong Liaocheng Prison: People criminals love people, and people criminals love people.

16. stick to the road of Socialism with Chinese characteristics! Red light ahead! There's an exit on the left!

17. Stick to the road of Socialism with Chinese characteristics! Accident-prone area ahead!

18. Carry out the fight against pornography and illegal publications to the end! Toll station ahead!

19.** Classification, starting with me! -The slogan promoting the classification of * * in Pudong New Area of Shanghai appeared on the flags hanging on both sides of Pudong Avenue.

20. A broken home is better than a broken country. -Shandong Heze family planning slogan.

2 1. "One person is super-born, and the whole village is ligated!" A rural slogan of Chuxiong, Yunnan. This even seating system makes my scalp tingle!

There is a small restaurant outside Zhenyuan Railway Station, and the couplets written are also very interesting: no matter what the weather is like, whether you cry or laugh, eat or drink.

The slogan I saw in Shandong: Optical fiber has no copper, so it's useless to steal it.

There is a sign at an intersection that says, "Surrender is a crime". I was shocked and looked down: "The only way out for elements". I saw a slogan in Yongcheng, Henan Province: Those who are not afraid of death will commit crimes in Shili Township. The slogan of family planning in Yangxin District of Hubei Province is also very vivid and powerful: no way, three minutes. If it doesn't pass again, tornado! I also know a forestry bureau. Protecting wild animals means protecting ourselves.

Somewhere in Hunan, "Super Life is Tied!" What a far-left slogan, it is simply rejected.

However, compared with a rural area in Chuxiong, Yunnan, "one person is super-born, and the whole village is ligated!" It's nothing.

There is an absolutely classic saying on the national highway in Shandong: "One person is ligated, and the whole family is glorious". There seems to be a scene in front of us: setting off firecrackers, riding a big horse and wearing red flowers, and everyone will proudly announce: "I have a vasectomy!" " I came to a farmhouse on the roadside of a township in Sichuan and painted it with white paint: "If you don't tie it, you will catch it when you see it."

Somewhere, there is a taste of son preference: "Women are getting sick, but men are fine!" " "

A small village on the road from Yuan Zhe to Likeng: "Every man has the responsibility to make the country rich and strong; Family planning is the responsibility of the husband. " This shows that the main obstacle there is men.

What Jiangxi Wuyuan saw: "Witness pregnancy, give birth with certificate!"

The slogan of family planning in a rural area in Shandong Province is: "We can lead the land out, flow out and never be born."

There is another one next to it: "popularize one child, control the second child and eliminate the third child."

Family planning in Heze, Shandong Province: "It is better to die than to die."

A county in Anhui: "It is better to add one person than ten graves."

It can be seen in many places in rural Jiangsu: "It is better to have one more child than to have a river of blood."

The slogan of family planning in a county in Hunan Province: "Whoever does not practice family planning will be finished."

A mountain village in Sichuan: "One child born, two children tied, three children and four children-scratch!" Scrape! Scrape! "

On the way to Detian Waterfall in Guangxi, there is a more ruthless road: "One tire ring, two tires tied, three tires and four tires killed!"

There is something even more sinister in Sichuan, calling: "If you don't tie it, the house will collapse; If the flow does not flow, the house is a cow. " It shows that the family planning work there is difficult.