Homophonic xiehouyu

Tofu mixed with green onions-stir-fried tofu with one clear (green) and two white pickles-salt comes first.

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle's mouth) is painted with lime-White says (brushes).

Hardcover Maotai-Taking photos of Pig Bajie for a long time-Asking for embarrassment (see)

Shu with a child in her arms, her father, Lao Su.

Four Liang Yusheng-Talk (play) is not on the water margin strategist-no use (martial arts)

Bag in the air-pretend to be crazy. (Installation wind).

Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller throws a pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

The rain hit Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).

Half a grain of cotton.-no way. (bullet-free)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

A short transition-peace of mind. (drowning the heart).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Public toilets are still being hit by stones, which caused public outrage. (causing male feces).

Under a fur coat.-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius' action is a complete loss. All books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. It's quite risky.

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

Scholar towel. (Bao Shu)

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. (But look at this page).

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).

Hit the bamboo hard with a blunt knife. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of kernels.

Connecting crutches-can't be the master. I can't do it.

Chatting at the salt store-I have nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside).

The dragon god moved.-great. (going out to sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Honest. (old ten).

Buried in an empty coffin-arrogant. There is no one in the Woods.

Eight-pronged approach-rules. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts.-it must be noisy. I have to blow it up.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is suitable for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

Monk's home-temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

Hardcover maotai-long time. (Good wine)

Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk).

The blind lead the blind-busy is busy. (Blind plus blind).

Long live grandpa with a nosebleed. I am red.

What's next?-ask the question to the end. (tattoo to the end).

Walking in the watermelon field. (a circle where the left and right sides intersect).

Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).

Sacks and straw bags-each generation is not as good as the next. One bag is not as good as one.

I remember the beans at the bottom of the bowl. (Particles in eyes).

Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident).

The poor carpenter started his business-only one sentence. There is only a saw.

Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).

Without oil, it is a waste of heart. (Waste of energy).

Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.

The dung boat crossed the river-pretending to be dead. (loading shit).

Sticking to the nest is mixed with Huang Lian's sufferings year after year. (sticky and sticky).

Open the drawer of the drugstore-have fun. (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well.-I don't understand. (poop-poop).

Riding a horse in an opera-no (walking)

Saute pickles without soy sauce-as promised. Salt comes first.

Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (Pick the skin).

From Henan to Hunan-it is even more difficult. (South Canada).

Carry a stone with a lantern.-do it. (copy).

The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

Whipping in the fields.-bragging. (urging cattle).

The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The villain's back.

Aviation somersault-handstand. (inverted flight test).

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).

The cargo ship is at sea.-amateurs. (foreign airlines).

Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. A kind of salt is difficult to put in.

There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (the voice is mellow).

It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

Eat ginseng on your ass.-spare. (added).

The mother of the imperial master-too thick-skinned. (Queen Mother Pi).

Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

Bring a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

Chatting with a crazy fan. (rumor)

Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

Sleep in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit

Tang Priest's book is serious. A true sutra

Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim).

The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

The tortoise has a chicken feather in its belly-it's anxious to come back. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple.-Great. The temple is finished.

Birthday star Qi Xianhe-No road. No deer.

Two payments 18 dollars-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles).

Girls in dye houses don't wear white shoes-it's natural. (self-dyeing).

Tie a pigtail behind your ass-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

The stove turned over-bad luck. (Pour coal).

Smoke in the rice cooker-confused. The rice is burnt.

1 The new diva sang rock and roll at the top of her lungs in the dormitory: "I want to change, I want to make a big change ..." The bookworm who was reading suddenly looked up and asked in surprise, "Isn't the toilet empty?"

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Once I had dinner in a restaurant with my friends. We sat there waiting for the waiter to serve us. After a while, a beggar took a bowl to my friend's back and touched him gently, imagining that he wanted money. My friend was chatting with me, thinking that the waiter had brought the rice, so he took the rice bowl from the beggar and put it in front of him without looking back. We were all shocked at that time, and the beggar wanted to cry even more (even if he was killed, he wouldn't think that someone would take his job) ~ ~

When I was in college, one of my buddies met a beautiful woman on campus. It was love at first sight, and every day he was very emotional. One day at noon, when I went out to eat with him, the beautiful woman happened to pass by. My friend immediately pulled me behind and saw the beautiful woman enter a noodle restaurant, so we also sat in. I advised my little friend: "It's a senior, please hurry up ~" So he got up the courage, stepped forward and blushed and asked: "What's your name, classmate?" The beauty looked at my buddy blankly: "My name is beef noodles." Dude was stupid at that time, and I was laughing next to him!

Tong Tong asked his mother, "Why do you call Mr. Jiang an ancestor?" Mother said, "Because' ancestor' is the name of the deceased."

Tong Tong said: "Will those dead grandmothers be called' fresh milk'?"

A brother in the past dormitory suddenly sat up at 4 am and shouted, "Get up quickly, you are late for class!" " "Then two people immediately got up and dressed. I was playing computer.

One night after eating my favorite bitter gourd, she said, "XXX (my mother's name), make me a bitter gourd, and you will die ..." At that time, she probably yelled loudly. My mother, who slept in another cupboard, heard it. The next morning, after she interrogated me angrily, she gave me a crazy dinner ... hanging me, so to speak. ......

A classmate went horseback riding during the day, was still very excited at night, and then fell asleep. We play cards. After a while, the man said, drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! ! ! ! !

A classmate likes to smoke while defecating. As soon as he came out of the toilet, he said to us loudly, "Ah, it's so cool to smoke and shit." He is dizzy.

Before 10, the first thing I said when I returned to my dormitory was, "Did anyone call me?" ...

1 1 once, I bickered with my roommate in the dormitory. He said he couldn't beat me, and he called me "You are my grandfather's son!" " 1 second after the silence, the whole dormitory laughed wildly!

12 When I was a child, I ate something bad once, and the next day I wrote a sick note to my teacher: "Teacher, I ate something bad yesterday and my stomach was upset. I got up in the morning and threw up. . . "Cold, I don't know what the teacher thinks.

13 once my cousin and I were eating at home, and we accidentally poured the soup and ran out of tissues. Cousin shouted: "hurry up, hurry up, get the toilet paper, get the toilet."

14 things at the same table fell to the ground, so I bent down to pick up my partner and stepped on it with my foot. Unexpectedly, I stepped on his hand and was furious: "Dare to step on my foot? ! "

15 classroom discipline was chaotic in high school. The teacher picked up XXX in a rage and said, XXX, stand on the wall for me! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ The whole class suddenly caught a cold ~ ~ ~

16 A foreign teacher once showed Mandarin in a big classroom. I wanted to give him a face and praise his standard of Putonghua, but speaking Putonghua became your standard. It is so common and indifferent that everyone laughs at me.

17 and MM are in front of the stall selling soybean milk fritters. I shouted, "Boss, I want a bean paste." MM smiled.

18 Even the Chinese teacher in high school said in class: You are the result of a dead cat meeting a blind mouse. . . Full of laughter!

19 When I was in the third grade, a classmate invited us to dinner on my birthday night. When I got home, I said to my mother, "Mom, my classmate invited me to dinner today!" "

There were many people in the restaurant, and I shouted: Boss, a pepper without seasoning. . . . The waiter also loudly repeated: 1 1 table, add a pepper without seasoning! ! ! . . .

2 1 I: That's our physics teacher. . .

Classmate: What do you teach?

Me: Chemistry. . .

Before my mother went out to play mahjong, she said to me, "You put all the clothes in the refrigerator and put all the dishes in the washing machine."

I went shopping on the 23rd! Suddenly, I saw a crow croaking in the sky. Then a sentence popped out of her mouth: "Oh, this frog flies so low! I feel dizzy

I always make such mistakes ... because I talk too much.

When I was reading the text in junior high school, XX was wandering in the corridor, but I was reading XX lewd in the corridor ... The teacher blushed.

When I was in high school, I went out with my classmates. There is a China Everbright Bank next to the school, which has just opened, so there is still a red cloth hanging on the signboard ... But this cloth is hung on Chinese characters, which blocks the word ... I read it as "China Everbright Bank" ... The students are crazy with laughter, and I have been unable to lift my head for several years!

A person in our dormitory drank too much urine, and then took out a cold sentence: If you drink too much urine, there will be a lot of wine. ..

Once I listened to the radio, what kind of shopping guide hotline was it? When someone called in, the host asked him, "What's your name?" "

He replied, "Don't take your name! ~~~~~"

Buy oranges, boss: 1 yuan 5 1 kg. Me: It's too expensive, five yuan and three Jin. Boss: no, no.

Give grandma a quick reply: You were sitting on the bus the other day, and the driver of 252 suddenly braked. You rushed out unsteadily and asked the driver, "What can I do for you?"

Dear students: Although the instructor is really busy, when you see me in the toilet, please don't say to me, "Instructor, you are so busy, come to the toilet yourself!"

It was very hot for 30 days, but the school was out of power. 10 from day to night, our girls' dormitory is very quiet, and everyone enjoys the cool on the balcony, but the boys' dormitory is very lively. After a commotion, the boys seem to have reached some knowledge, only to hear organized shouts from the opposite corridor: "Call, call, we want to call!" " About 10 minutes later, the school really called, and there was a cheer from the opposite side, and the dormitory area became calm.

It was not until the lights went out at night 1 1 that the boys began to shout, "postpone, postpone, we have to postpone!" " The school, which has always been harsh, unexpectedly agreed to the unreasonable demands of this group of people and extended the call time for the first time.

Just as we were about to have a rest, something happened that I will never forget. Maybe the boys are too excited, because their two usually impossible requirements have actually been realized by the school, so there is a more organized and magnificent voice from the opposite boys' dormitory, .............:

"Women ... women ... we want women! ! ! "

3 1 tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying!

My friend asked me about the computer configuration, and I said that the monitor is a color screen. (I was going to say LCD)

33 classmate's high school classmate (a boy) walked into the cool noodle restaurant and shook his hair: "Boss, don't mix noodles with onions!" " After that, I added: "More rice noodles!" Boss: ". . . . Do you want rice noodles or onions? "

34. Once my classmate's mother called me in the dormitory.

I am used to saying "he is not in", but this time I want to say "he is out"

The result is: "He's gone ..."

35. In high school, everyone had a famous brand. . Before an inspection, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, put on your bra and come to Zara. . The audience was silent. . .

36. Once my uncle saw my sister-in-law wearing a big treasure and suddenly shouted, "Your skin is so good, why do you still use a soothing treasure?"

37. A classmate of my dormitory's high school classmate called. He said who he was looking for, but I said I wasn't here, and then he said thank you.

38. In the past, others came to menstruation's house and just entered the door. It happened that my aunt was going to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "Sit down, sit down, I'll go to the toilet and pour you some tea!" " "

39. Our company has a car to go to work in the morning, because the car is not big. On one occasion, a mm got on the bus without a seat.

Hello, a male colleague sitting next to me stood up and greeted her warmly and said, "So-and-so, sit on my ass!" " "I laughed to get off ~!

40. When I was in college, a classmate quarreled with me and was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, I got up and shouted: You are talking nonsense, I am not stupid!

4 1, a buddy of mine went on a blind date. When he came back, everyone asked him how he was. The buddy said: This girl is really rough. At noon, they walked into a beef noodle restaurant. The girl said loudly to the master: Hey, pull two bowls for Lamian Noodles's master and say: Do you want to eat? I eat and pull.

42. When I was a child, popsicles and ice cream were usually sold on bicycles. Once, I heard an aunt shout in the room: The new ice cream is hot. (It is estimated that Auntie used to sell fried dough sticks. )

Once, the leaders of the Education Bureau inspected the exercises between classes. After the end, the PE teacher should have announced "dissolution", but in a hurry, he forgot his words and held back for a long time, shouting "retreat!"

44. When I was in college, I went to Hengshan to play. At that time, I was halfway up the mountain. When I am tired, I want to have a rest. When I saw an Obasan buying souvenirs on the roadside, I went up to him and asked, "Wife. . 。”

45. During the self-study class, everyone was watching the review. GG said to MM, "I just finished reciting the words, help me write them down." MM doesn't want to be silent, GG asks her, you (touch) me, (touch) me! ! As a result, MM couldn't stand it, shouting, teacher, you see I don't want to (touch) him, but he insisted that I (touch) him ~ ~! ! !

46. One day, I went to my classmate's house for dinner and drank some wine. Her father suddenly came in. He wanted to call uncle, but he made a mistake and said, "Dad, come and sit down!" " ~ ~ cold! A group of classmates laughed to death.

47. My colleague argued with someone and opened his mouth in a hurry. "Do you think I grew up eating?" I've always wondered what he grew up eating. "

48. When I was in primary school, a very annoying boy asked me to borrow an eraser. If I don't borrow it, he will pester me and hit me. After that, I shouted with all my strength, "I won't marry (lend) you." At that time, my classmates immediately calmed down.

49. Once I ordered a song at ktv, a mm shouted loudly: Give me a song "Double Jay" every week. ......

I spit on your face!

5 1 I went to work this morning to catch the bus. When we arrived at the platform, the bus had already started. So I had to chase and shout:

"Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! "

Then a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, "Wukong, stop chasing."

A customer stormed into the tailor's shop.

He pointed to the fashion designed by the shopkeeper for him and said, "I stood on the street corner yawning, and two people put letters in my mouth!" " "

A primary school student participated in the school recitation competition for the first time. He was very nervous. The teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweating. It's finally her turn. Pupils gritted their teeth and took a few steps to the center of the stage: teachers and classmates, the topic I recited was: Red leaves are crazy (maple leaves are red) ...

I am still a primary school student, and I am particularly envious when I see the students who read the composition assigned by the teacher. I always hoped that the teacher would let me read it. The opportunity has finally come.

So-and-so, read your composition to everyone

Pupils stand up: "My teacher". Teacher, I look like your mother. ......

This time, I am an unskilled song and dance host.

At a performance, I hurried on stage without being ready. The performance is in turn. It's her turn to announce the curtain call: Audience friends, please listen to Du Zi's flute next. ......

My family often grows green onions in flowerpots in winter to keep them fresh and tender. My sister saw it when she came home for the New Year, and said happily to my mother: Hey! Mom, this is so rude ... Mom and I both laughed.

57. A neighbor named Auntie goes to work by bike every day. I met her at the door early in the morning. I smiled and said politely: grandma, big class ... bah! ..... I want to bite off my tongue.

One day, classmate Jane doe felt sorry for herself and suddenly turned to the person behind her and said, Is my chest hair nice? He was startled and said, Oh, I want to ask if my eyebrows are fierce.

When I was a primary school student, I made a resolution at the general meeting of the whole school: we should learn from the revolutionary spirit of the Red Army and be deprived of the right to political speech for life!

When I was 60 years old, my father told me that there was a text about Liu Hulan in the Chinese book. When Liu Hulan took the initiative to admit to the Japanese that she was trying to save the lives of the whole village, an old man stood up and saved her. The line is: Xiaoxiangzi, are you crazy? ! But in the era of * * *, a poor rural child read aloud: Little madman, do you smell good?

6 1 In high school, the teacher asked me to read the text at the same table. This girl has always been famous for her vivid reading. That day, she was still holding the textbook and reading aloud:

..... In the snowstorm, he clung to the sentry and held a steel gun tightly in his hand ...

What we hear is that .....

..... He stuck to the post in the snowstorm, clutching a pen in his hand. ......

..... There was silence in the classroom, the teacher fell down with a smile, and then the students fell down. ....

Everybody stand up! Raise the national flag and play the national anthem. ...

I take my son to feed the ducks. He ran after the duck while spreading bread crumbs, and I ran after him with his apple (he didn't like it, so I had to eat a few more bites when he was distracted). He kept running, and I kept calling him: Come and eat an apple and chase ducks! Having kept repeating this sentence, I finally shouted: Have a bite of duck ..... and then step on the brakes skillfully.

I remember when I was in primary school, there was a text called Waterfall. In the middle, the author turned a mountain and saw a waterfall hanging in it. When one of my female classmates read aloud, she also read aloud with emotion: I was shocked when I climbed over this mountain, and there was a rag hanging on the mountain. . . The whole class was stunned.

There is also a sentence from a Russian writer's novel: all the houses here are owned by the lords (referring to the rich).

As a result, one of my male classmates read aloud: All the houses here belong to old men. As soon as the voice fell, our Chinese teacher asked him doubtfully: Where do the old ladies live?

The most classic thing is that once I watched Tao talk about his anecdote when he was the host, and never said that the opening ceremony was a curtain call ... What made me gush most was that he said that when he was hosting the party, he calmly walked up and said affectionately: Friends, have you seen the Yellow River? Do you know it is our mother river ~ ~

After introducing the Yellow River affectionately, he said, Let's listen to Song of the Yangtze River.

Once I was driving, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked, "Why don't you wear a condom when driving?"

68. Going home at the weekend, I started smoking after dinner. I'm going to find an excuse to go for a walk. While changing shoes at the door, my father asked me why I wanted to go. I said, "Go and have a cigarette!" . As a result, dad found a pack of white generals from me and gave me a good K.

In the computer class, a classmate had a problem with his machine, so he shouted; "Boss, change the plane!"

Once I went to McDonald's to buy a cone, and finally it was my turn. I can't wait to say, "Give me two rollers!" " ".I didn't expect the waiter to say to me loudly; "Two rollers, four dollars! " .

7 1 I came out of the bathhouse and met a girl I had been longing for for for a long time. I wanted to befriend her. For a long time, I choked and said, "Are there many men in your bath?" .

A teacher played mahjong all night. When he saw that the blackboard had not been wiped, he was furious: "Who will do the village today?" Don't clean the blackboard! " .

The teacher asked me to do my homework. If I can't do it, I'll copy from others. Then I go to the office to hand in my homework. I saw the teacher say, "I copied it!" " " .

On the day of driving test, a gentleman was particularly nervous. Embarrassed, the examiner told him to stop at a place with a fire hydrant on the side of the road. This Curtis said nervously, "report the fire hydrant, there is an examiner on the side of the road, no parking!" " " .

When KFC just produced the best popcorn, an old lady ran to the waiter and said, "Give me the best diced chicken." Laugh to death ~ ~ ~ ~

In the Internet cafe, a classmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted, "Teacher, help me turn on the cheater."

In order to commemorate him in the future, we always shout at the teacher at the physical education class: "Master! He cheated while driving! "

Buy oranges, boss: 1 yuan 5 1 kg. Me: It's too expensive, five yuan and three Jin. Boss: no, no.

Eat 78 a day. . .

"Rice, why hasn't my young lady come yet? Hurry up. "

79. Just now, I was eating cream cake when I was reading this article. Gg next to him suddenly said, Can you eat peas like this without growing cream? . . Sudden cold

In the internet cafe, I was thinking about getting off the plane. I wanted to say check out, so I shouted, "Boss, stop the plane!" " "

8 1. junior high school art evening, answer questions quickly.

Hostess: "Attention, everyone, don't grab it too fast." When I finished, I began to raise my hand. "

Then he began to read the topic and said, "Now. . . "

At this time, a player answered quickly.

The host said: "This classmate is a little too anxious. I' started' (shit) is still in my mouth, so why did you rob me? "

Laughter in the audience:)

Ann called rice. When my classmates came back from Xi 'an, they went into the restaurant and shouted, "Boss, bring a bowl of rice!" " The boss is cold!

After dinner, he shouted: "stationmaster, check out!" " "

84. One day, a friend went to KFC, and the salesman smiled and asked him what he wanted to eat. My friend said, give me a Spanish chicken roll!

At a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy Xinjiang song and dance-lift your skull! Creepy! ! ! ! !

In math class, the teacher asked people to give an example of two parallel faces. She has been answering "desk" all her life. Just as the teacher was about to say yes, she added, "There are drawers ... a desk with drawers." The whole class laughed.

The other party didn't hear clearly, so he asked the person next to him. The man said, "She just said a drawer with a table" ... and smiled again.

If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Excuse me, whose car is this?

A: Yes, if.

When you smile, the wolf will hang himself; When you scream, chickens fly and dogs jump; Your station stinks; When you sweat, lice are a disaster; You are uglier than a ghost if you don't dress up; When you dress up, ghosts will paralyze you.

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole —— Ice cream (iced Kirin)

A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What became when he was picked up? -Betel nut (direwolf)

Homophonic couplets are some inappropriate words in couplets. The author uses the homonym relationship between language and words, and a sentence involves two things or two contents, and uses puns to express the meaning.

Spiders under the eaves are full of ideas.

Earthworms in front of the courtyard are full of mud.

The first part: the harmony between silk and privacy.

The second part: "mud" and "doubt", dialect pronunciation.

Lotus root is born of lotus.

There are apricots but no plums.

The first part: "He" of lotus and "Lian" of lotus.

The second part: Apricot is "auspicious" and plum is "medium".

Last night, I played chess to find my way.

I saw Yan Hui in the mirror today.

Lutz, a disciple of Confucius, can also be interpreted as "the number of chess pieces"

Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius, also means "true face".

There were knots before they were unearthed.

Lingyun is still modest.

To express one's ambition by writing bamboo and chanting things.

Yellow opinion on millet crack

Have a rest, Ruth flew.

Up and phoenix.

Downward harmonic crane.

Confucius was born at the end of the ship.

Light dance began in Hanzhong.

The first part: the ship "week".

The second part: Dance "Wu".

Modest bamboo has curved leaves.

Aomei has no flowers on her back.

Rain and ashes piled up into pits.

The wind blows lotus leaves like turtles.

Part I: Harmony (Chen).

Downlink: image harmony (direction).

A group of gardens in front of me. Who's Zhuangzi?

A few lines on the wall. Which Chinese book?

The moon is in the sky, and it is asserted that there will be no rain tonight.

Cold dew is cold, and it will become frost if it comes late.

The second part: "frost" and "double".

Sweep the snow with plum blossoms alone

Xixi Mountain is dancing and flowing.

The first part: do, heat, me, dharma, so, pull, lift.

Downline: 1-7 digit dialect pronunciation.

The monk carried water, and his arms were covered with sweat.

The nuns planted seedlings in arrays by hand.

"Push" and "observation" are coordinated, and "deployment" and "deployment politics" are coordinated.

"Full" and "Jinshi" are harmonious, and "Khan" and "Hanlin" are harmonious.

The speed of rowing two boats in parallel is not as fast as that of sailing.

It is more difficult to play the flute uniformly than harmoniously.

The first part: the homonym of "Feichi" and "Lu Su", and the homonym of "Feichi" and "Fankuai".

The second part: flute and Di Qing, flute and Xiao He.

The light in the tower is on and the corner (ge) is very bright.

The lotus roots planted in the pond are too white to grow roots (Geng)

The first part: Zhuge Liang is the word Kongming.

Bottom line: Li Taibai is Chang Geng.

Ni Fei monk hand

Short time difference

The ghost gave a cry. The first couplet means: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still thin. The bottom line means that the time of the sun in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (short, which is a natural phenomenon from summer to the future), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer. If you read this couplet in homophonic, it will become: Ni Fei monks, thin ghosts and short hags.

Shigu Tiantiao River

Embroidered in front of the beauty house

The first part is made by Shen and the second part is made by Shen. "Woshang" is the homonym of "monk" and "embroidery" is the homonym of "scholar".

Shanglian:

Shan Tong picked some chestnuts and put them in a box.

Downlink:

Wild old people will sell diamonds, and they will empty their cages.

Precautions:

The beauty of this connection is that the last four words are related to both meaning and sound.

Shanglian:

Jia Dao was drunk, but he wasn't faking it.

Downlink:

Liu Ling only drinks zero wine.

Precautions:

In the Ming Dynasty, Tang Bohu and Zhang Ling got drunk after drinking all day, so they came together. People are really depressed after drinking all the wine. Jia Dao and Liu Ling are good drinkers. This couplet is suitable for making hotel signs.

Shanglian:

Full-feathered poultry died under bricks.

Downlink:

Mr. Si Tong, coarse-haired beast

The baby dug the frog out of the tile;

Mother scolded the horse for eating hemp.

No mountain is better than Wushan;

He Ye Can is as round as a lotus leaf.

In the above example, 1 group homophones are used in the upper and lower couplet respectively.

Move a chair and lean on tung to play with the moon;

Light a lamp, stool and cupboard, and attack books separately.

The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down, and the boy was happy;

The girl gnawed at the duck head, which was salty.

In the above example, the upper and lower couplet used two groups of homophonic characters respectively.

Hungry chickens steal rice and children beat them;

The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs.

In the above example, the upper couplet and the lower couplet each use three groups of homophones.

The paper ash around the commander flew to the commander's head;

Write in your stomach and fill your stomach.

Jia Dao was a poet in the Tang Dynasty. Liu Ling is one of the "Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest" in Wei and Jin Dynasties. She likes drinking. "Director" and "editing" are both posts, the former is Wu Zhi, and the latter is clerical.

There is no rain in Miyun, and the water in Tongzhou can't pass the boat;

There is autumn in Juye and wheat in Jimo field.

Tongzhou and Jimo are place names. This kind of couplet can be understood at a glance; If you just listen, you often don't know what to say.

There are also homophones composed of words with the same or similar vowels:

The deer in the north of the house is alone;

Xixi chicken crows together.

A single explicit expression. Words that are homophonic with some words in couplets do not appear, and the meaning of pun is expressed through homophonic relationship.

Lotus seeds are bitter in heart;

Pears are sour in the abdomen.

The literal meaning of couplets is obvious, but the author Jin Shengtan uses the homophonic relationship between "lotus" and "pity" and "pear" and "separation" to implicitly express the bitterness and pain of separation from his son.

The two boats are parallel, and the speed of rowing is not as fast as that of sailing;

Eight tones are played together, and the flute is more difficult to clear than the flute.

In the first part of the league, the homonyms of "rowing speed" and "Luli" and "sailing speed" and "speed" imply that civil servants are not as good as military commanders. The second couplet is for another person. "Di Qing" is homophonic with "Di Qing", "Xiao He" and "Xiao He", which means that military commanders are not as good as civil servants.

On the mountain where two apes cut wood, this monkey dared to saw wood;

A horse is stuck in the mud. How can this beast have hooves?

This couplet is a joke, the first couplet was written by one person, and "antithesis" is homophonic with "antithesis"; The second couplet is another person's duplicity, and "out of the hoof" and "out of the question" are homophonic.

Two three four five

Six seven eight nine

Horizontal batch: short of one and short of ten

The homonym is lack of clothes and food.