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Why do you wake up more when you drink tea? Do you know everything?

The highest state of tea is tasteless,

Life has gone through many different ways,

The world is cold and boring.

A cup of tea in life, the more you drink, the more sober you become.

The mind can hold the world, and the teacup can hold your own heart.

Visiting the supermarket, I found that the 53-degree flying Maotai has jumped to 1998 yuan/bottle.

A bottle of wine, 500 ml, and a meal for two people may not be enough. Compared with Pu 'er tea at the same price, drinking is obviously a lot of luxury.

China people drink and fight for heroism. Every bosom friend has several cups. Don't stop for one. Between flowers and potato chips, brothers and sisters stood up one by one. Drink more and more until you get drunk.

Drinking tea is different. Except for those solemn tea parties, even if three or two people get together informally, everyone will try to keep the correct sitting posture and slowly sip the exquisite food until it is tasteless. You can drink a pot of tea for a long time. When you have finished talking, you can get up and say goodbye. There is no pressure, and the money for tea is almost negligible.

I have a friend who likes to drink foreign wine very much. Every spring, when you go to Yunnan to pick tea, you must first send several boxes of cognac to the factory through logistics. Half of them are used to "public relations" tea farmers and processors, and the other half are used to make tea and drink it by themselves to kill the long night on the mountain. It is natural that wine and tea are linked in this way.

One year, I occupied the dam in Menghai and met Wujiang, who was writing here. I drank an afternoon tea and chatted for an afternoon tea. At dinner, Li Ming, the boss of Luan Zhanba, brought a big pot of homemade wine. Several people smiled at each other, and the "war situation" opened without any suspense.

Local self-baked wine, with corn as raw material, tastes bold, rich and slightly sweet, and is a real pure grain wine. Even wine can be intoxicating. After a few drinks, I can't stand it, and the topic is beside the point. "I have a bottle of wine to soothe the dust." Under the dining table, two cats are mating. On the bank of the bamboo house, the fragrance of plumeria drifted in for a while. You are so beautiful, how can you do without wine?

Every year in Chashan, besides drinking tea, one of the great pleasures is to have a drink with old friends.

Lin Muqiang, the boss of Malone Tongqing, only drinks beer, but always takes out white wine to entertain guests when they meet. You won't stop until you put the guests down. His factory added several well-decorated rooms this year, which made the guests put down their binge drinking.

Cui Hao, who became a "mountain king" in Hekai, is a northerner. He hardly touches alcohol, and he is not advised to drink. Last time I ate noodles at Cui Hao Manor, I was lucky enough to drink his own black tea wine, which was already a VIP courtesy.

Zou Dongchun, the owner of Fuyuan Chang Tea Factory, is not a big drinker and is very sincere. I had a few beers with him by the Lancang River, and the topic we talked about was always inseparable from the word "tea".