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How to open an Audi circle of friends?

Audi classic quotations: nothing to drive Audi, wear Dior and eat Oreo. In the process of buying and selling cars, there are many interesting things I want to share with my friends, such as the happiness of picking up cars and driving. But after having pictures, I suddenly felt very poor. The following are my Christmas greetings. Let's see:

1. After more than half a month, I finally picked up the car! Audi, you deserve it!

2. If you want to buy a four-wheel drive, it is still a high-end atmosphere with a convertible, low-key luxury!

There are too few parking spaces in the community, so you shouldn't buy this stupid Audi.

4. Spend your own money, buy the car you want, feel at ease, you deserve Audi!

I only blame myself for being too casual when buying a car, and now I regret it. It's inconvenient for Audi to pull goods with this broken car!

6. Do you want to go out to play this weekend? There are still three vacancies in Audi.

7. What's the name of the four-lap car?

8. A meaningful way to dry the car should be to aim the camera at the scene in front, and then a looming logo will appear, which makes people think.

9. Life is hard. My car is just a tool for making a living. It is inconvenient for Audi to pull bricks with this broken car!

10. Happy Audi, galloping thousands of miles, full of wealth.

1 1. Good people have good cars and beautiful women have handsome guys. Watch the road while driving, there are many traffic policemen. Don't drink when friends come to the party. Peace is always new, laugh every day!

12. Congratulations on becoming a valued Audi owner. May the four-ring starlight illuminate your career and future. May the beauty of the world be connected with you from now on. Only when no one cares about you can you deserve poetry and distance. Life is not to "catch up", but to "find the way".

13. Audi A5, beautiful to the end, leaving no room. Interpret people's desire with classic modeling, and define the perfect movement beyond the times with innovative design.