Humorous campus slogans about caring for flowers, plants and trees

1. In high school, the whole school must wear uniforms, and some students who are repeating the class never wear them. The teacher in charge of this aspect squats at the door every day to check. One day, the teacher saw this classmate not wearing a school uniform and asked him why he was not wearing one. This classmate was furious and said: My mother is not dead, why do I have to wear mourning clothes?

2. An art teacher was somewhat famous, and a certain newspaper published a large-scale report with photos, so he boasted in class: "Recently, my classmates always tell me, Teacher, you are really good at it. The newspaper also published the photo..." A student asked: "Is this a missing person notice?" From then on, the art teacher refused to allow the student to take art classes.

3. In Chinese class, the teacher asked a sleeping classmate to answer a question, but the classmate was confused and could not say anything. The teacher said helplessly: "Can you do it? If not, just squeak!" The student said: "Squeak." The teacher sweated.

4. When I was in high school, it was almost time to take the exam. One day in geography class, the teacher reported a place name on the top and asked us to answer the minerals produced there below. After talking about many places, the teacher suddenly asked: "What is produced in Jiangnan?" All the boys in the class answered in unison: "Beauties are produced in Jiangnan!"

5. In junior high school, the biology teacher once taught about the African grasslands. No one in the class was listening, so he got angry and said, "You all look at me! If you don't look at me, how do you know what African wild cats look like!"

7. In the biology class, The teacher said: "Actually, weasels don't eat chickens. Scientists did an experiment. They once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what happened the next day?" The classmate interrupted: "The chicken was pregnant?"

8. In my third year of high school, my geometry teacher was an old lady who liked to brag about herself, which was very annoying. One day in class, I said: "I am very valued in the Municipal Education Bureau. They always invite me to study problems together, and every time I am picked up and dropped off by car." I accidentally asked: "Three-wheelers?" "As a result, he was banned from geometry class for a week.

9. When I was in high school, my English teacher (a middle-aged woman in her fifties) thought that we boys were not listening, so she yelled: "What are you thinking?" I was confused and didn't know. So I just said, "I miss you!" There was silence in the classroom for a while, except for pairs of frightened eyes looking at me. The teacher stayed for a while, then pointed at me and yelled: "You are just a stinky hooligan!" What an injustice!

10. When I was in high school, I took a labor class for the first time. The teacher was an old man. He introduced himself: "My name is Wu Shushan." I suddenly got inspiration and immediately added: "Looking northwest to Chang'an, how pitiful Countless mountains." The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher turned pale, and then I was punished with heavy work.