Lei Feng's slogan is very interesting.

1. Going home on holiday, local love has become a long-distance love, and long-distance love has become a local love. Nobody loves it or nobody loves it.

2. Why is spring green? Being cuckolded in winter?

3. How many children were hurt by exams and how many honest children learned to cheat.

Cheng, as its name implies, is to bite someone else's gold.

5. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

-I said you don't know love.

6. In the future, you will accompany me and need your love. Don't let go of my hand and go this way. The colorful roof that I dreamed of with you can keep out the rain.

7. Tell me? Do you still love me ? What if? It is said that employers and employees should get out at once, because employers and employees can't be scared.

8. What is rich in Thailand? Of course it's a shemale ~

9. Mom and Dad will help you save a red envelope first. The biggest scam in history is wood! ! !

10. My sugar-fried chestnuts have been eaten for a semester, and they are about to bite open.

1 1. Everyone says you worship money, and you really worship money!

12.-= It is said that a girl who likes such arrogance must be a girl with clear love and hate, outstanding personality and dare to love and hate. Are you the same?

13. It's cool to get the test paper. I was so nervous that I forgot the words. Deja vu, unknown explanation, ambiguous grammar reading. After reading the composition, I cried for a thousand lines and left the examination room two hours later.

14. You can come to my world at will, but don't walk around in my world ~

15. Fahai, if you don't know love, the Leifeng Tower will collapse.

16. What underpants wear outside is not domineering, but coquettish?

17. You are in my aunt's heart ~

18. Laozi and Confucius said that if you don't listen to us, you will suffer ahead. If you don't listen to Lao Tzu, you will suffer more. If you don't listen to Confucius, you will suffer more.

19. It's contagious. Stay away.

20. Life is like an angry bird ~ When you fail, there are always several pigs laughing ~

2 1. Why are women diving so hard and men's table tennis so strong in China? Because the ancients said: to jump a few women, a gentleman strikes a good ball.

22. You are a salted fish. I know you will turn over one day, but you are still a salted fish after turning over.

23. 10 years ago, on September 1 day, I walked into school with a small schoolbag on my back, smiling, and then embarked on a road of no return.

24. When I was a child, I thought Fahai liked white snakes to drive away Xu Xian. Now I always think that Fahai really likes to stay away from white snakes.

25. I accompanied my friend to get a haircut. I was cutting him, saying that jumping in the right eye might be unlucky. I said if you rub it, it won't jump. As a result, I bowed my head and rubbed my eyes, and my hair disappeared from the middle.

26. Do you know that I said it on purpose? I said haha because I really feel bad. Do I say haha because I want to cry? Are you having an affair?

27. people, you have to put your face in your crotch when you come out to mix.

The most interesting thing in a person's life is that you live and then suddenly die.

29. hey. Don't think that my world will be destroyed without you.

30. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

3 1. Losing weight is a woman's lifelong career. Usually it starts after meals and ends before meals. ...

32. Many people despise me. Who are you?

33. Your face, my insole.

34. Everyone often wants to die. But I dare not. Then meditate in your mind. Take courage another day. I will die ~! ~!

35. In fact, God is also a human being, but he has done things that people can't do: such as mental illness.

36. Don't shit in front of flies. Why does he think you are showing off your wealth?

37. Do bachelors have to stay in the next life?

38. A woman's drunkenness is a man's chance.

39. The poor can't afford computers or televisions. What can they do in bed?

40. I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, just like a fly loves shit.

4 1. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Monkey Brother, dream on!

42. I wake up every morning thinking that I quit my job. Twenty minutes later, my grandson goes to work as usual.

I want to be your heart in my next life. If I don't jump, you will die.

44. You take 60 cents and I take 60 cents, so that we can be together.

45. Grey Wolf said: I can't wronged my wife anyway!

46. In middle school, a buddy took me to the book stand and proudly asked the boss, is there Liu Bei? While I was wondering, the boss dug out two yellow books from the corner and handed them over.

47. Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand to see who bites people unhappy.

48. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.

49. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

If you think you will be happy in the future, send flowers.

5 1. I saw my good friend say that I was exhausted from eating hot pot tonight and failed to lose weight. Then I clicked in and clicked like it.

Non-mainstream humorous phrases

First, how far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

Second, the red apricot is not out of the wall and resolutely pulled out.

Third, the innocence of love in college is that we can eat instant noodles together and drink soup with an open mind.

The future is bright, but there is no road.

Everyone said that history is a little girl's braid, so I smiled slightly. Is history so beautiful? The accurate statement should be: history is a person's beard. With the change of time, black drops become white drops.

6. Do things when you are awake, read books when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry.

Seven, get up every morning and shout: "Fuck Japan." This is not only good for health, but also can cultivate patriotic moral sentiments!

The terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

I thought I was decadent, but I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today.

Ten, people should be cautious and cautious, but don't "narrow-minded"!

Eleven, weeding at noon, bow and shoot big carvings.

Twelve, if garlic is federal, then bananas are confederate, if grapes are feudal, then oranges belong to counties, if mangoes are centralized, then coconuts belong to empty kings.

Thirteen, I am a bird, I can't fly high, because the cage is too high!

I don't know whether I went to college or college fucked me.

15. If you love her, put on a wedding dress and then strip her naked.

16.- Stop dreaming and study hard!

Seventeen, bald donkey, dare to compete with the original teacher?

Love is a luxury. Just like the fox fur coat in the Paris window, it is so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will wake people up. Love is also a luxury, you can only look at it from a distance, don't fantasize about it or touch it, because it needs the right time and the right person to meet in the right place, both of which are indispensable.

Nineteen, my life is not decided by the sky, and the sky will destroy me.

20. Chatting with Goddess on qq, I found that Goddess's favorite thing to do is: Oh, I'm going to take a shower, I'm going to eat, or I'm free to go out and chat, my classmates called me, and my mother called me ... Goddess's Day is really busy!

2 1. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

I'm not an ordinary person, so I don't speak Mandarin.

23. Mom said that it is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will see that I have starved to death in your arms with a smile.

Twenty-five, would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China, and never leave any Japanese virgin!

Twenty-six, the highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

I want to be an angry bird and hit those pigs.

Complete works of non-mainstream humorous characters

1. If one day I become a gangster, it's all your fault.

2. think about the salary ratio, and live a very failed life, as if to start all over again.

I want to grow old with you, remember the agreement with me when it snows.

It is said that people who love each other can be together because they meet right.

Let's stay together, nothing is difficult in the world, nothing is impossible to a willing mind.

6. Fall in love. Together. Tired. It faded. Argue. Disappeared

7. The money of the rich second generation is given by parents, and the money of office workers is saved piece by piece.

8. The cashier said: No change. Here are two sweets for you.

9. Of course, people are wrong in front of the government and employees are wrong in front of the boss.

10. The boss who gets up early and is greedy for the black will deduct his salary.

1 1. Time is the best teacher, but in the end it will kill all the students.

12. Grandpa's paper made many teenagers become lonely old people.

13. The life and work of young people in China and the competition among the second generation of officials. The competition between emotion and rich second generation.

14. The furthest distance in the world is that Chinese speakers and English speakers can't understand each other.

15. Mom, I want to bring a bra. I want to use sanitary napkins. My son will shut up. You will never need these things.

16. I am not happy. I'll be fine after a sleep. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach.

17. You said you were my friend. I know that animals are friends of human beings.

18. Don't think that I don't know if I play tricks in class. Who will giggle at my crotch?

19. The name on the phone between lovers is him, but it becomes him after breaking up.

20. Money can help what you can't take away and what you can't take away.

2 1. If you want to make your life colorful, you can buy lottery tickets, which can bring both hope and disappointment.

22. You are manipulating here now, but I am very excited when he comes back.

23. This classmate took the LV bag, and as a result, a child from the countryside said donkey.

24. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a eunuch disappeared below.

25. The lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in traffic or lost.

26. Children who are not good at math% are emotional people.

27. Turn off your cell phone and computer. If someone can find me, I will go with her to get a marriage certificate.

28. You sleep with me every day. How can you tell me maliciously without loving my pillow?

29. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me: those who can tolerate my mental derangement and those who are as crazy as me.

30. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

3 1. A class lasts one minute, just like one o'clock. Surfing the Internet at one o'clock is like a minute.

32. Why do so many people in Weibo send photos of their infusion bottles? Because he wants to prove to everyone that I haven't given up treatment.

There are two local tyrants in the school, one is called canteen and the other is called canteen.

I am familiar with my mobile phone, and I really can't live without it.

For girls, it is an extreme sport to be naked and wear only underwear in winter morning.

36. In primary school, we would buy a yearbook. Students usually write on the second page: Remember to invite me to a wedding banquet when you grow up. Draw another smiling face.

37. I hope Santa Claus can put the final exam answers of all subjects in my socks at the bedside on Christmas Eve.

38. When I see my classmates looking in the mirror, I always say, Look in the mirror.

39. I am who I am. I am crazy when I am happy and quiet when I am unhappy.

40. Love a wild horse. There is no grassland at home! The problem is that I fell in love with a wild dog. He bit me black and blue and said I bit him!

4 1. Peach is not only Ali, but also she is sure.

42. Mobile phones, you hungry goods, have eaten all my phone bills as Snickers!

43. If you don't get angry, some people will never know what pushing your luck is.

44. I feel very unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

45. Come back, I can't fool you alone.

46. Pick up the cake and rush to the money!

47. A scholar plays dead for a confidant, and a woman has plastic surgery to please herself.

48. I am a famous villain

49. Once you were the oxygen in my life, now you only deserve to be carbon dioxide.

I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. I buried my wife in the soil in spring, and I will be shot in autumn.

5 1. Be optimistic about the future and be philosophical about people's hearts.

52. The universe is grand because it is called the universe, because it is the universe.

My enthusiasm is limited, so you should seize the time.

54. Life is new. Work harder, get off work more easily, cherish your family, treat everything calmly, make more friends, be kind, eat scientifically, play gracefully, be indifferent to fame and fortune, and be tolerant and generous.

55. We have a little difference: she wants me to turn feces into gold, and I want her to treat gold like feces.

56. I put 10 thousand vows in the machine gun and then shoot you. You're lying in a pool of blood, covered in Cupid bullets!

57. I can't bow my head. I don't know how to retain. I'm not good at words. This could be me.

58. How much sadness can you have? Like a bunch of eunuchs going to a brothel.

59. Tanks bound for spring!

60. Bad guys must be bitches, and bitches are not necessarily bad guys.

6 1. I am a single-celled creature, without feminine taste, with thick skin and poor figure, and I like to make trouble without reason.

62. It is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

63. Look at a beautiful MM, but there is no way to strike up a conversation. Pick up a brick by the side of the road and walk forward. Classmate, did you drop it?

64. You have many sisters, and you don't lack me, but I am the only one who is good to you!

65. Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.

Classic non-mainstream humorous quotations

1. When I was chatting with my girlfriend, I found that she had more girlfriends than me.

2, hate less when using books, and lose more weight when eating.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

4. Life is like a pancake, you have to turn it over several times to mature.

5. Eggs break food from the outside and life from the inside.

6. My girlfriend bumped into the door and her eyes were swollen. In order not to make people laugh at her for being stupid, she told everyone that it was my domestic violence.

7. I went to the movies with the girl I liked for several months. After the commercial, she asked me to go to the bathroom. Then she never came back.

8. I invited a boy to go to the movies. He came with his mother.

9. How hard it is to be thin in a fat man's heart.

10, slogan: close to civilization, close to convenience.

1 1, it's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

12, money is not everything, sometimes you need a credit card.

13, naked, to show off the figure; Not having enough to eat is to keep healthy.

14. In order to master one more eating skill, I plan to start practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

My boyfriend moved. He moved from my room to my roommate's room.

16, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed watching his mobile phone. At this time, an automatic reminder message appeared on the screen: "Don't forget to lie to the baby and say that you will go out this Friday."

17 I asked my boyfriend of five years to choose between me and World of Warcraft, either playing World of Warcraft or breaking up with me. He said World of Warcraft would make him happier.

18, my ex-boyfriend was dumped by his current girlfriend, so I wrote him a song telling him that I still love him, hoping he would give me a chance. As a result, my ex-boyfriend handed this song to the girl who dumped him and said that he wrote it. So they got back together.

19, everyone should love animals, especially cooked animals.

20, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Strong feelings, not enough drinking; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

2 1, in order to save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

22. Being drunk is never the sin of alcohol, but the degree of feelings is too high.

It is foolish to regard beauty as capital, but it is wise to regard beauty as energy.

On the 24th, the index failed and funds flowed into the sea. Lose a floor because you don't have a thousand miles.

25. Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep.