Funny personality saying mood phrases

1. Why do jokes become cold after they pass through my mouth?

2. A quick look at you may not make you any good, but a closer look is worse than a quick look at you.

3. Wukong, come and show me your leopard print panties.

4. A row of egrets ascended into the sky, with me squeezed in the middle.

5. Turn left and go straight out the door. Thank you. Don’t forget to take away the garbage bag at the door.

6. A buck was running, running faster and faster, and finally turned into a high-speed buck.

7. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I have always been at home.

8. Show off your wealth in front of me? snort! I would go shopping at the two-yuan supermarket without blinking an eye!

9. I drew a coffin with you and her lying inside. How kind I am to let you die together.

10. You don’t have to find a rich boyfriend, but you must find a boyfriend who is willing to spend money for you.

11. Some things are called stimulation; there is a feeling called being stimulated.

12. There is no road in the world. There are many people walking, so it is useless to have a road.

13. A man who comes home early tells stories to his wife. A man who comes home late makes up stories for his wife.

14. As soon as I get up in the morning, I feel the urge to take a nap.

15. I am not sexy, but I am emotional!

16. It is said that people have only two choices, busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third choice: busy waiting to die.

17. Buy an oversized diaper to make up for the loss of my childhood.

18. Don’t challenge your limits. If you make you angry, you will bite.

19. The sky is dry and things are dry, beware of mistresses.

20. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs, just reply: It’s just your legs that are thin. All three of your legs are thin.

21. God. I have always regarded you as a grandpa. You have never taken care of your grandson.

22. Some people are good at Chinese; some are good at mathematics; some are good at English; some are good at history;... I have a good mentality.

23. (Mood Phrase) The weather is too hot, I want to go to the cold palace!

24. Outside the Qingshan Tower, outside the building, you and the mistress are about to jump off the building. I am shouting "Come on" from downstairs.

25. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.

26. You will go offline as soon as I go online, and you will go online as soon as I go online. I am alive now, why don’t you die?

27. A knife can swat a fly, and the taste is unique. Whoever wants to taste it should make a reservation in advance.

28. I said: You are allowed to be silent occasionally, but you are never allowed to be silent.

29. With a lighter, my mother no longer has to worry about my study and I won’t light anything.

30. Reading now means: close your eyes! I finished the class as soon as I opened my eyes! Close your eyes again and school is over!

31. I would rather be fat and cute than be ridiculously thin.

32. If you listen to nagging too much, you will also understand the artistic conception of sitting meditation.

33. The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

34. There is beer, and there is also beer belly.

35. I have been having nightmares these past two nights, so I have to look for horror movies to calm down the shock...

36. In summer, eating watermelon and sleeping are the only serious things!

37. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money when you go out, and you are very free every day.

38. If I could travel through time and space, I would definitely plant a durian tree in front of Newton’s house.

39. My world is not bright to begin with, but when you come, it becomes dark...

40. I always feel that others are full after just a few bites, but I am When you’re full, you can still take a few more bites

41. Are you still used to it, the man I trained with my own hands?

42. When others hold hands, I will hold my dog ??for a walk and swim, and see who is unhappy and bites him twice.

43. Just forget about scolding you. Only when I beat you will you know that I am both civil and military.

44. There is no better sound than the school bell.

45. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge Russia’s blacklist. Funny personality quotes

1. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

2. I feel relieved knowing that you are not doing well.

3. As long as you are thin, you can do anything. If you are fat, you can do anything.

4. What you earn is money from selling cabbage, but you only have the heart to sell white powder.

5. Holding back your farts will break your heart. No need to squeeze hard, exercise.

6. The sadness is not that you are too heavy, but that you are still very heavy after losing weight.

7. I also want to disturb you occasionally, but I have no topic and no courage.

8. Xiaowanzi said: It is better to continue to sleep in your own sleep than to live in other people's festivals.

9. People like you can only survive two episodes in a TV series.

10. Puppy love is not scary now. What is scary is that you have lost interest in the opposite sex

11. When I say I want to lose weight, I am just trying to scare the fleshy people on my body...

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12. The most sadistic novel I have ever read is the chat history between you and me.

13. I suggest that everyone should understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.

14. Why are there more and more Lin Pingzhi now? Is the sword manual for warding off evil reappearing?

15. He said to me affectionately: Don’t forget that you are not alone! I said excitedly: Really? He said: Yes, you are a pig...

16. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. The bitch dies first and then I die.

17. The fat man is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Mount Song, or heavier than Mount Hua, or heavier than Mount Heng.

18. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

19. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

20. There are vampires in American high schools, long legs in Korean high schools, and broken legs due to homework in Chinese high schools.

21. He who is small in size is not a gentleman, and he who is not poisonous is not a Trojan.

22. According to my observation, handsome men say that they are not handsome, so I also feel that I am not handsome.

23. Just like you, At this age, it has already fallen below the issue price.

24. Create a group for those friends who are online on iPhone, so that you don’t have to look for money so much trouble.

25. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?

26. Alas, if this person is out of shape, even his headache will be migraine. 50 funny personality phrases to talk about your mood.

1. Who am I to you? You are my so many fishes, why are you snacks, because you are really superfluous.

2. Are you deaf? Well, I didn’t even hear what you said. I really thought you were transparent.

3. Don’t think that God has abandoned you. That’s because God has no time to care about you.

4. Sometimes, I stare at you and say silently: I don’t believe you don’t look at me.

5. I want to study hard and make progress every day. When they grow up, they will be the boss’s wife, and I will be the boss’s wife when I grow up.

6. In such a strong wind, girl, my hair is really in various postures, placement, surging, and floating.

7. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money when you go out, and you are very free every day.

8. Men should like fleshy girls. Those who like bones are dogs.

9. Some people take exams by strength, some people take exams by eyesight, and some people take exams by imagination. In short, they all rely on personal ability.

10. Hubei’s liberal arts and science champions are lovers. When I saw this signature, I immediately bought it.

11. It’s none of your business that I like you. If you have the ability, you can also like me and give it a try.

12. Who said the results are not important? Why should the results of my hard work be given to others.

13. The main reason why I don’t study well is that the teacher is ugly. If he was beautiful, I would definitely study hard.

14. In a one-on-one fight, although I will lose in terms of force, I will never lose to you in spirit.

15. The small shop next to the school carries all our childhood dreams.

16. Losing ten dollars is more uncomfortable than falling out of love, and picking up ten dollars is happier than getting married.

17. When others hold hands, I will hold my dog ??and walk and swim to see who bites him.

18. Before I met you, my world was dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

19. I thought I was quite evil, but after getting to know him, I realized that there are almost no people who are kinder than me.

20. It is best not to use a photo of yourself as the avatar, otherwise it will be unlucky to be offline.

21. When the day presses the night to the bed again, the sun is born.

22. My mother said: When a prodigal returns home, he will not exchange for gold. If anyone gives me gold, I will exchange for it.

23. When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was foreign.

24. Dear, stop playing skinny. Aren’t you afraid that Sun Wukong will see you and give you three sticks?

25. I am too late to attend your wedding, but I will definitely go to my funeral.

26. I remember that the most common thing I said when I was a child was, I won’t play with you anymore.

27. Men are like the food in the campus cafeteria: although it is not delicious, if you go there late, it will not be there yet.

28. Please don’t call me a homebody, please call me a closed home; please don’t call me a homebody, please call me Madame Curie.

29. The school is not a funeral home, so why are you checking the remains? What kind of filial piety clothes and trousers are you wearing?

30. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed GoodBye?

31. There is a kind of prison called a school, a kind of prisoner called a student, and a kind of warden called a teacher.

32. Don’t complain if there is no beef in the beef noodles. Isn’t there no wife in the wife cake?

33. Nothing is free these days, even air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

34. I’m not very good at talking. If you offend me in any way, feel free to beat me up.

35. I don’t know how many notes I have changed for you. I only know that from the initial joint name and surname, it finally returned to the joint name and surname.

36. Once upon a time, her eyes were like those of Dong Cunrui, who looked at death as if he were at home.

37. I hope that all the money in my wallet will fall in love with each other, and then I will have many, many children.

38. The math teacher took us to swim in the sea of ??questions, but she landed ashore and we all drowned.

39. The wife is the TV and the mistress is the mobile phone. Watch TV at home and take the mobile phone with you when going out.

40. To get a wife, you should marry Xiao Shao, to make friends, you should marry Ling Hu Chong, as a man, it is best to marry Qiao Feng, and to hang out, you should marry Wei Xiaobao.

41. After many years, if you get married, and if I don’t, I will tell your son to be careful on the way home from school.

42. Meet the right person at the right time, at the right place. That may not be your lover, but your enemy.

43. Boy, I traveled through time and space to find you, why haven’t you arrived in front of me yet?

44. Love does not hurt others, people hurt themselves. Love does not do evil, people do evil. If God doesn't play tricks on people, God will show off his brains.

45. I passed by a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, next year I will grow on your grave.

46. I treat you as a friend, but you treat me as a fool. Sister is not someone to be trifled with.

47. When I was a child, when I ate watermelon, I only ate the tip and stopped eating where there were seeds.

48. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to someone else.

49. Dear: You must know that this summer, the only thing that will never leave you is mosquitoes.

50. What did the first person in the world do to cows who knew that milk was drinkable? A collection of funny personality phrases for expressing your mood on WeChat

1. Playing with people requires scheming, play with me, and I will make it impossible for you to do anything.

2. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

3. The can puller loves the can, but the can’s heart contains Coke.

4. The so-called vacation means that your family is being criticized, you have no money to go out, and you are very free every day.

5. From the bottom of my heart, I said to my air conditioner that it’s great to have you, how can I live without you!

6. Shamelessness, if done well, is called psychology Excellent quality.

7. Your explanation is a cover-up, what you cover up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of sin.

8. Lose the chain when it is critical, and lose the chain when it is not critical.

9. Women like two flowers in their lives: one is to spend money when they have it, and the other is to spend it as much as possible.

10. The only thing I can afford to hold and put down is chopsticks.

11. Your Majesty, do you still remember Doraemon on the banks of Daming Lake eighteen years ago?

12. Others have already plucked them out before they even had time to touch the flowers and twist the grass.

13. Posturing is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a sign of youth.

14. A big woman should not be without power for a day, and a little woman should not be without money for a day!

15. The day of the high school entrance examination is the Dragon Boat Festival. Whether you eat rice dumplings or jump into the river, you have to decide for yourself Do it.

16. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. A strong man beats a dog and it will never come back.

17. I want to improve my life. I don’t want to eat noodles, I want to eat instant noodles.

18. You must chat with me, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.

19. I don’t like taking pictures, I just try to use the pixels of my mobile phone occasionally!

20. It is said that falling in love affects learning, doesn’t studying affect falling in love?

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21. If I had known it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, I would have made a date with her.

22. I don’t look at you, I’m afraid, because I saw the shit in your eyes yesterday.

23. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but it turned out that the quilt was stuck horizontally.

24. Behind a successful chef. There must be a knife silently supporting you from behind.

25. Be grateful for everything, learn to be grateful, and be grateful to everyone who makes you grow.

26. Tomorrow comes tomorrow. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

27. Do you think I am a prostitute, or do you think you are a client.

28. In fact, what you lose has never really belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it.

29. Donor, if you bully the poor man, you are not giving Jesus face!

30. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Grandma Rong. .

31. Although I don’t like seafood, mermaids are still acceptable.

32. If I say I love you, it doesn’t necessarily mean I really love you; if I say I don’t love you, I must have really loved you.

33. If you say I am a bad person again, I will kill you with potion.

34. Show off your wealth in front of me? Humph! I would go shopping at the two-yuan supermarket without batting an eyelid!

35. I like you so much. If you like me, you will die. ah.

36. You are not my contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes.

37. You have quite a personality, but you are not tall and have such a bad personality.

38. The old lady on the Naihe Bridge has changed to selling milk tea, asking me how to forget.

39. If a smile spreads across the face, does it mean that you will not be sad?

40. If love is just a game, can I just have a husband if I cheat?