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Is Adiwang related to Adidas?

Adiwang--the mystery of "shoes" in the universe.

Legend has it that where the universe was formed, the earth was in a mess. As long as the seven mythical beasts (wind, rain, thunder, lightning, fire, earth, water Qilin) ??gathered in the Central Plains, they opened up mountains, Feng Shui and other natural signs. 1.2 billion years ago, the seven mythical beasts disappeared unintentionally. There are rough historical records. One noon 1.2 billion years ago, a missile attack suddenly occurred from the depths of the universe. In order to protect the existence of the earth, the seven mythical beasts have Die to protect the earth. The spaceships from the universe arrived on the earth. Since the earth was originally made of hard stone, countless spaceships were destroyed when they arrived. The last one to arrive on the earth was the legendary "King Adi". After King Adi arrived on Earth, he fought bloody battles with the seven mythical beasts for ten years. The seven mythical beasts were finally defeated because of King Adi's persistence. The shoes worn by King Adi (called boots at the time) were also completely unusable because they were not adapted to the earth's environment. At this time, in order to adapt to the growth of the earth, King Adi cut off the skins and organs of the seven mythical beasts and made seven pairs of shoes, named "King Adi". Although King Adi can live forever in other universes, he is the most vulnerable on earth. When King Adi passed away, seven pairs of "Wang Adi" shoes also ended up on the earth. No one knows about it so far.

Teleported 500 million years ago, the beastmen discovered the body of King Adi, which was still intact, with no sign of decay, and looked like a living person sleeping. The beastman saw that Adi Wangzhuan's shoes were beautiful, so he took them off. As soon as the shoe was taken off, King Adi's body instantly turned into a pile of bones. It turns out that the reason why Adiwang did not rot was all because of Adiwang shoes. Because Adiwang's shoes gathered the spirituality of the seven mythical beasts, of course Adiwang threw seven pairs of shoes in different places on the seven continents (ocean, iceberg, fire, etc.). The sole of each pair of Adidas shoes reads "Gather seven pairs of Adidas shoes to awaken the seven mythical beasts." The beastmen didn't understand alien literature at that time, so they put on their shoes and ran to the end. It brought him countless disasters, and he eventually died from his shoes. Because the "Adi King Shoes" are imagined by the nobles and cannot be worn by mortals on earth. This is what King Adi said.

According to historical records of World War II, Japanese fighter jets bombed mainland China. I found a pair of shoes from somewhere in mainland China, but I have never seen them before. And it looks brand new. Later, he was picked up by an old man, but as soon as he put it on, he was killed by a Japanese fighter jet flying in the sky, and even his shoes were missing. Why is this? Because the old man is not a symbol of noble status. After that, King Adi's shoes were divided into two parts, and one of them drifted to the Pacific Ocean with the flood. One landed in the mainland. The shoe that drifted to the Pacific was discovered by a wealthy businessman at sea and brought back to the United States. Make shoes based on the appearance of Adidas shoes and name them "Adidas". Because the text written on the original Adi Wang shoes can only be clearly read with the word Adi Wang, and the word "Adi" can also be clearly seen. The wealthy businessman's name was "Das" and he was named "Adidas". The original Adi King that landed on the mainland was discovered by Chinese archaeologists in Wenchuan, Sichuan in 2008, and was unearthed and brought back to the museum. Then the largest earthquake in history occurred in Sichuan. This is the mystery of King Adi. After archaeologists’ research, they finally understood the word “Wang Adi” written on the shoe. Therefore, King Adi made in China is the original shoe worn by nobles and has been recognized by the World Trade Organization. It is a priceless treasure and a symbol of nobility.

"Adidas King" shoes can be worn in one hour, and everyone in the world knows about them and they are not effective. For this reason, the world's richest man "Bill" once thought of buying back the shoe that had been in China, but was rejected by the World Trade Organization. Reason: Although Bill is rich, he is not an aristocrat. Worried that wearing Queen Adidas will bring disaster to the United States.

Archaeologists have determined that the accessories of the original Adiwang shoes are as follows: the body of the shoe is made of the skin of the mythical beast, the lower part of the shoe is made of the bone of the mythical beast; the shoelaces are made of the beard of the mythical beast; the heel Made from the heart of the mythical beast; the patterns on the shoes are all made from the blood vessels of the mythical beast; the connecting lines on the shoes are made from the fur of the mythical beast.