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1. Li Dahua is watering the flowers on the balcony. Aunt Liu downstairs said, "Xiao Li, you are so beautiful. The sheets I just hung are icing on the cake. " .

(1) You heard the hint from Aunt Liu _ _ Xiao Li watered the flowers and soiled Aunt Liu's quilt _ _

(2) If you are Li Dahua, how should you answer Aunt Liu: "_ _ Sorry, Aunt, I have scribbled in the wrong place _ _".

2. In order to help the out-of-school children in poor mountainous areas return to the classroom, a middle school will carry out a charity donation, material donation and book donation activity throughout the school. Please draw up a campus slogan for this activity. (Use at least one rhetorical method)

"Caring for out-of-school children and building a harmonious society" (dual)

The dog got into the kitchen and stole a heart when the cook was in a hurry. As soon as the cook turned around and saw the dog run away, he said, "Beast, wherever you go, I will be wary of you." You didn't steal my heart, but gave it to me. "

Moral: _ _ It is indispensable to guard against human heart _ _

(1) Andersen, _ Denmark _ (nationality) is a famous fairy tale writer. His works include Little Match Girl, Light Box and Thumbelina.

(2) Guo Moruo, formerly known as _ Guo Kaizhen _, a native of Leshan, Sichuan, is an outstanding modern writer and revolutionary in China. His representative works include Goddess and Starry Sky.

5. Choose three words from the six words "breeze", "willow", "moon", "expectation", "tears" and "smile", choose one of the following situations, and use rhetoric to write a paragraph that conforms to the specific situation. No less than 40 words.

Scene 1: When we are apart.

"Hope", "Tears" and "Smile"

_ _ The cool summer is over, and the young lady next door has finally received the long-awaited admission notice. I know how much sweat and tears flowed behind the smile on Zhang Jun's face _ _

Situation 2: When we meet again.

Breeze, Willow and Moon

_ _ The moon in Mid-Autumn Festival is especially bright. I saw Zhu again at my uncle's house. She is much thinner and more refined than when she went to study in the United States four years ago. The breeze gently blows the willows, as if welcoming her back. __

6. The following excerpt is from a long poem (Ode to Ancestor). After reading, imitate the corresponding sentences and fill in the blanks. It needs reasonable imagination, appropriate metaphor and consistent overall structure.

If I were a bird,

-I want to fly in your broad mind-

Sing a thousand and ten thousand songs for you;

If I were a seed,

Sow it on your warm land.

_ Open white flowers for you _

-If I were a spray-

I also want to melt into your broad mind,

Urge you to be prosperous and strong.