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What are the Chinese and English lines of Dwight Howard's Adidas sneakers advertisement when CCTV5 broadcasts the NBA live?

English:

It's a fact, I'm not your friend, you can follow me, but it doesn't mean you know me, the joke is over, it's now, I'm quick, because I'm light, I'm Dwright Howard, don't lie!

Chinese:

I admit, we are not friends yet. Although you follow me, you don't know everything about me. You should put away your jokes and make a quick attack when you go on stage. From now on, the new lighting equipment will make me as fast as lightning. I'm Dwight Howard, and I only talk about speed!

Dude, are you satisfied with this answer?