How to greet people in the second language?

1, to oriental chefs who will never breathe:

On the occasion of the new year, I wish you all Hakurei Reimu's moral integrity, Cirno's wisdom, Kirisame Marisa's stability, Pachuli's health, Remilia's majesty, Flanders' forbearance, Moriya Suwako's rudeness, Konpaku Youmu's true self, Saigyouji Yuyuko's introverted and colorful youth, Inaba Tewi's nature, Onozuka Komachi's vitality, even stronger than that famous son of heaven, and Parus's open-mindedness on the water bridge, with sixteen nights.

2. Bless my little brother who loves Er Yuan:

May you be warmer than Natsume, smarter than Conan, braver than Saint, more elegant than Kuran Kaname, more optimistic than Luffy, more enterprising than Naruto, more native than Forgotten, more profound than Kulapika, more perfect than kurama, more amazing than Saiki Kusuo, darker than jathyapple and more cool than Dragon Horse!

3. Bless the young lady who loves the second element:

I wish you lovelier than Connor, more homely than a spring, more melancholy than a gazebo, more three noes than Nagato, more kind than Motomiya Akane, more charming than Xia Na, more proud than a river, richer than Sanzenin Nagi, more second-rate than Liu Hua and more charming than a crazy night!

Happy new year! I wish you an early reunion with your family.