Funny jokes about elevators

1, an old hat who has never been in an elevator. One day, he came to a restaurant, stood at the door of the elevator and saw an old lady get into the elevator. After a while, the elevator door opened again and a beautiful young girl came out. He thought in surprise, "Wow, if only I had brought my wife."

2, take the elevator, just entered the elevator, suddenly came in has been Satsuma. After the elevator door closed slowly, there was only one person left, a dog and the two of us. I looked at it and it looked at me. Suddenly my brain cramped, and I asked it, "What floor are you going to?"

3. I saw Uncle Liu downstairs and greeted him and said, "Are you still suffering from rheumatism?" Uncle Liu said cheerfully: "Hey, don't say it first! Since I took some medicine, I can go up to the fifth floor without any effort! Don't believe you! " Say that finish take a deep breath, holding your nose into the elevator.

4. Go shopping with headphones and listen to music. I want to go to the next floor, get on the escalator, bend my head and play with my mobile phone, and wait. Then someone patted me on the shoulder, and I looked back. It was a handsome boy. I thought: this is to strike up a conversation. What should I do? Handsome guy talked: Look at that. I looked in the direction of his finger, and there was a sign next to the elevator, which said: The elevator is out of power, please go downstairs by yourself.

5. In the elevator, a girl is holding something in her hand, and a diaosi man asks: What floor are you on? Girl: 9th floor. Diaosi Man: Press it quickly, it will be over soon!

6. Four ideals in my life: sticking to the Great Wall; Set the equator with Phnom Penh; Across the Pacific Ocean; Mount Everest with elevator.

There were many people in the elevator, and suddenly a bad smell came. Yes, someone farted silently. "Mom, the uncle in front farted." A child sitting in the back couldn't help saying it. My heart thumped. Not me. I turned back gently. The child stood behind a brother next to me, with his head to his ass. The brother was embarrassed and I was relieved. Dude, you're out of luck. Stand beside me.

8. A chubby boy stood in one of the subways today. There were not many people at that time. When he came in, the door was about to close, and the alarm sounded "drip, drip". Then I saw the goods suddenly jump on the platform and the underground iron gate slowly closed. Everyone was wondering what was going on. The fat man suddenly shouted, "Shit, this is not an elevator!" " "

9. There is only me and a man with sunglasses in the elevator. I don't think he touched the floor manually several times. I was about to press it myself when he asked me what floor I was on. I asked him in surprise: Can you see me? He stepped back and stood there, and I was confused in an instant. It turned out that I regarded him as blind and he regarded me as a female ghost.

10, the mobile phone broke down, my colleague temporarily used a fake mobile phone, and there were a bunch of people in the elevator (backstage). Suddenly my friend made a dirty joke, and the damn fake mobile phone actually has the function of voice reading short messages. The climax was that I refused to turn off this prank function, and everyone in the elevator laughed.