Hospital couplets

Hospital couplet 1 Why not let me live forever?

I hope people get sick.

Good doctor, good looks.

Use drugs, such as soldiers.

Combine Chinese and western herbs to eliminate evil peach and vine waste

Work hard in the morning and evening, spring breeze, rain and Xinglin Lian.

Medicinal materials are bitter, sweet, salty and bitter.

Doctors' medical ethics are oriented to workers, peasants, soldiers and businessmen.

Look, listen, ask and cut to distinguish various diseases.

Wonderful notes about grass, trees, insects and fish have eliminated ten years of troubles.

Every morning and evening, alchemy, paraquat and rattan are treasures.

Compassion helps the world, and thousands of chronic diseases rejuvenate.

The secret recipe of this medicine can make all people live longer.

Medicine without herbs can save all diseases and rejuvenate children.

Cooperation between doctors and nurses for patients

China and the West unite to create good deeds together.

If you have a brilliant idea, please ask.

Look at my skillful tooth extraction.

Come back to life, Hua tuo reincarnated

Bian Que was born again.

To heal the wounded and rescue the dying, Dan Xin contributed to the Party.

Eliminate disasters and diseases with wonderful hands, and rejuvenate with wonderful hands

Explore the treasure house of traditional Chinese medicine

Ensure people's health.

Thoughtful treatment and good medical style

Careful nursing and more recovery.

Designed to deliver medicine to the living.

The heart of saving the world.

Yue ling fan shan Shi medicine

Hospital couplet 2 1 radiology department

Part one: Let her breasts be big and small, and only the heart and lungs are seen on the film.

Bottom line: No matter how beautiful or ugly you look, you look like a skeleton.

Horizontal batch: wear clothes or not.

2 obstetrics and gynecology

The first part: 10 will be born in October. I hope the mother and son are safe.

Bottom line: one person goes in and two people come out to see the heroine.

Horizontal batch: It's really safe.

3 Nephrology

Part I: Anterior urethra, posterior urethra, is it sick?

Descending: left kidney and right kidney, anuria, easy to lose.

Horizontal batch: the key is urine

4. Orthopedic surgery

The first part: non-carpenter, non-stonemason, saw a hammer at a time.

Part II: Is it a doctor? Is it a robber? Always tie your hands and feet.

Horizontal comment: knives and axes are affectionate.

5 anesthesiology department

Part one: A needle can numb hands and feet.

Bottom line: Take a breath and you'll be unconscious immediately.

Horizontal criticism: as long as it doesn't hurt.

Urology

Part 1: Two pipes can lead to the sky or the water.

Bottom line: One knife exposes the root of life.

Horizontal criticism: Dayu's achievements

7 hepatobiliary department

Part one: Take care of your hero, you will be discouraged when you get here.

The second part: advise men, women and children not to be bad.

Horizontal batch: if it is broken, there will be no forensic doctor.

chest surgery

The first part: it is not necessarily heartless to dig out your heart.

The second part: draw blood, which makes me refreshed.

Horizontal criticism: people outside the chest are in charge of things inside the chest.

9 ent

The first part: blazing with anger, who is good at observing birth, aging, illness and death.

Bottom line: two ears are downwind, and you often hear about right and wrong.

Horizontal batch: it must be clear.

10 brain surgery

The first part: open the brain to draw blood. Only a headache can be easily cured.

The bottom line is: control nerves along the sulcus, but thoughts are the hardest to guess.

Horizontal batch: open it.

1 1 ICU department

The first part: severe rescue, showing the true colors of heroes.

Downlink: super care, but the charge is too expensive.

Horizontal batch: not expensive

12 gastroenterology

Part I: Austrian nail cyanide can be used to make acid.

Bottom link: gastric antrum ball is easy to ulcer.

Horizontal batch: the right medicine

13 general surgery

The first part: People who often ask about diet are rectal people.

Bottom line: always warm and cold, no nails.

Horizontal criticism: Did you fart?

14 pediatrics

The first part: a cry, two troubles and three heats, the villain tripped over the adults.

Downward: seven floors and eight floors, the extra bed exceeds the main bed.

Horizontal criticism: just too busy

15 respiratory department

The first part: phlegm in the throat, dry singing and wet singing together

Bottom link: upper lung inflammation, pus, phlegm, blood and phlegm.

Horizontal criticism: dyspnea

16 infectious diseases department

I am always afraid of communication and trouble.

Bottom line: Still isolated and at ease.

Horizontal approval: talk to you another day

17 oncology department

The first part: Life is ups and downs, and it is common for heroes to cry.

Bottom line: there is no dispute in the world, and doctors have feelings.

Horizontal criticism: man can conquer nature.

18 Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine

The first part: Ask western European countries who know how to dispel cold and relieve exterior syndrome.

Bottom line: Poor Oriental magic, only tonifying kidney and strengthening yang.

Horizontal batch: It is no longer a treasure.

19 Department of Cardiology

The first part: the people who handle things have seven hearts and eight minds and are exquisite.

Bottom line: being a man can be calm and don't think too much.

Horizontal batch: is there medicine for heart disease?

20 hematology department

The first part: anemia leads to losses, and one red, two white and three small boards lose money. The whole system is simplified.

Bottom line: Check for fever, seven blood, eight urine and nine bone marrow, and the result is a cold.

Horizontal criticism: joking

2 1 endocrinology department

Part I: There is sugar in urine, not waste, but diabetes.

Bottom line: there is a god in the eyes, not beautiful but hyperthyroidism.

Horizontal criticism: just these two diseases

22 neurology department

Part one: crazy, stupid, stupid, stupid.

Part II: Confused paralysis, flaccid intracranial hemorrhage

Hospital couplet 3: silver needle is a panacea for treating diseases

Bottom line: Shan Xin Sheng Shou Bao Kang An

The first part: processing medicinal materials, and tasting sweet and sour.

Part II: Deliberating medical theory.

Shang Lian: Qi Huang's cause

Part II: Bodhisattva's Heart

Part One: It's not just Bian Que that came back to life.

Part II: Saving lives. Please look at today's Hua Tuo.

Part One: A good doctor and a good doctor, Dan Xin, are recorded in history.

Bottom line: Help people and the world, and get addicted.

Part I: Good Doctors and Good Faces

Bottom line: using drugs as soldiers

The first part: sitting in the clinic, facing thousands of people.

Downstream: Interview with Dr. Wan.

Part one: drilling medical treasure house

Bottom line: a good way to help the world

The first part: bitter for coup.

Bottom line: the holy hand indulges.

The first part: green mountains and green rivers, Huatuo has technology.

The second part: The rebirth of Spring Breeze Willow Bian Que.

Part I: Blind women watch the sun with herbs.

The second part: dumb acupuncture sings the national anthem.

The first part: the white warrior's wonderful hands and heart get rid of malnutrition

The second part: silver needle herbs barefoot doctors show wizards

The first part: the wonderful prescription of acupuncture for treating all diseases.

Bottom line: The heart is skilled and healthy.

Part I: Acupuncture and Moxibustion Treat Diseases of Li Group.

Bottom line: Qin Xin Jian Dan guarantees everyone's health.

The first part: Observe the viscera and relieve the patient's pain.

Bottom link: cleverly manage the patient's spring return from skeletal muscle

Part I: Clinical-oriented internal surgery.

Part II: Chinese and Western medicine can cure diseases.

The first part: Rejuvenation with wonderful hands and cure all diseases.

The bottom line: magic pills help the world and make thousands of people happy.

The first part: A wonderful hand cures all diseases.

Downlink: Red Hearts serve thousands of people.

Hospital joint 4 thoracic surgery department

Part one: It is not necessarily cruel to dig out your own heart and lungs.

The second part: draw blood, which makes me refreshed.

Horizontal criticism: people outside the chest are in charge of things inside the chest.

brain surgery

The first part: open the brain to draw blood. Only a headache can be easily cured.

Bottom line: follow the ditch and manage the nerves. Only the brain is the hardest to guess.

Horizontal batch: open it.

radiology department

The first part: let her breasts be big and small, and only her heart and lungs are seen on the film.

Bottom line: No matter how beautiful or ugly you are, you are a skeleton.

Horizontal batch: wear clothes or not.

LCU part

The first part: severe rescue, showing the true colors of heroes.

Downlink: super care, but the charge is too expensive.

Horizontal batch: not expensive

paediatrics

The first part: a cry, two troubles and three heats, the villain tripped over the adults.

Downward: seven floors and eight floors, the extra bed exceeds the main bed.

Horizontal criticism: just too busy

department of infectious diseases

I am always afraid of communication and trouble.

Bottom line: Still isolated and at ease.

Horizontal approval: talk to you another day

endocrinology department

Part I: There is sugar in urine, not waste, but diabetes.

Bottom line: there is a god in the eyes, not beautiful but hyperthyroidism.

Horizontal criticism: just these two diseases

orthopedics

The first part: non-carpenter, non-stonemason, saw a hammer at a time.

Part II: Is it a doctor? Is it a robber? Always tie your hands and feet.

Horizontal comment: knives and axes are affectionate.

Anesthesiology discipline

Part one: A needle can numb hands and feet.

Bottom line: Take a breath and you'll be unconscious immediately.

Horizontal criticism: as long as it doesn't hurt.

neurology

Part one: crazy, stupid, stupid, stupid.

Part II: Confused paralysis, flaccid intracranial hemorrhage

Horizontal criticism: it's hard to be confused

Hepatobiliary department

Part one: Take care of your hero, you will be discouraged when you get here.

The second part: advise men, women and children not to be bad.

Horizontal batch: if it is broken, there will be no forensic doctor.

The couplet of the hospital is 5 1. The first part: according to the observation of pulse condition, contact pathology; Part II: Prescribing medicine to get rid of the root cause.

2. The first part: A white heart is called a wonderful hand, which can rejuvenate and cure all diseases. The second part: treating intractable diseases with high technology and fine arts, a panacea to save the world and thousands of people.

3. Part I: Dan Xin can cure diseases and relieve pain. Part II: A magical hand can bring back the dead.

4. The first part: Dan Xin's wonderful hand to cure solid diseases, and the second part: Herbal silver needle has everything.

Part 1: I hope there are no patients in the ward. The second part: I don't know the empty medicine box in the warehouse.

6. Part I: I hope everyone can keep linking: Why not be poor alone?

7. Part I: Developing the Treasures of Traditional Chinese Medicine Part II: Protecting People's Health.

8. The first part: the red heart runs through the medical network; Part two: Walking barefoot through the farmer's house.

9. The first part: the golden needle makes a wonderful hand, and the second part: the white skirt is pregnant.

10. Episode 1: Healing the wounded and saving the dying, Dan Xin dedicates to the party, and episode 2: Eliminating disasters and getting rid of diseases, rejuvenating with wonderful hands.

1 1. Part 1: Cut the knife silently and unload the patient; Part II: A good doctor has the ability to save a dangerous person.

12. the first part: a good doctor and the next part: using drugs like fighting.

13. the first part: blind people take medicine to watch the red sun, and the second part: dumb people sing the national anthem by acupuncture.

14. Part I: the wonderful hand, Dan Xin, the white warrior, removes the disease. Part II: The barefoot doctor with silver needle herbs shows his genius.

15. Part I: A wonderful hand to rejuvenate and cure all diseases. Part II: A panacea to save the world and thousands of people.

16. Part I: Mastering the magic needle to treat all diseases Part II: yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn.

17. Part I: Bring Back to Life; Part II: Getting rich.

18. Part I: Treating all diseases with skillful hands Part II: Warming thousands with red hearts.

Hospital union 6 1. The first part: discard the false and preserve the true, and inherit the Chinese medical heritage. The second part: heal the wounded and rescue the dying, and carry forward the humanitarian spirit.

2. Part I: Patients with Strange Diseases Part II: Hospital Secret Recipe

3. Upper part: across the chest, shoulders and lower part of the back: removing various diseases by hand.

Part I: Everything in the world is good, and Part II: Good doctors in the world.

5. Part I: Physical fitness is far from me. The second part: the kind wonderful hand Zhu.

6. The first part: looking, smelling and asking, four methods to distinguish all diseases, the second part: plants, plants, insects and fish, a wonderful note to eliminate ten years of troubles.

7. Part I: Here I am. Hua tuo was born again today. Part II: Bian Que was reborn in our hospital.

8. Part I: Modern Langzhong Dynasty Bian Que Part II: Today's medicine Gao Shengdan

9. Part I: Medicinal materials, bitter, sweet, salty and bitter; The second part: doctor's medical ethics, facing industry, agriculture, military and business.

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1 1. Part I: A little ingenuity, Part II: Full of medical skills for the people.

12. Part I: Selfless medical ethics, often wishing the whole world to take medicine. The second part: Shennong has a skill to teach the world to quit addiction.

13. Part I: selfless diagnosis of medical ethics; Part two: Shennong has the skill of governing Zhongzhou.

14. Part I: Medical ethics for the country and the people, Dan Xin can cure diseases and relieve pains. The second part: save the world and save the soul, and the wonderful hand can bring back the dead.

15. Part I: Cooperation between doctors and nurses, and Part II: Serving patients with one heart and one mind: combining Chinese and western medicine to create achievements.

16. Part I: The hospital has a good prescription to carry in and out. Part II: There are many medicines in the bag, but there is no elixir.

17. Part I: Silver needles travel thousands of miles, and Part II: Yaoxiaowu Powder.

18. Part I: Giving medicine to the living; Part two: Help the world with your heart.

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20. Part I: Digging up the treasure house of medicine, and Part II: Digging up prescriptions to help the world.

Hospital couplet 7 1 Radiology Department Part I: Make her breasts big and small, and only see the heart and lungs on the film. Part II: No matter how beautiful and ugly you are, you are a skeleton. Horizontal batch: wear clothes or not.

2 Obstetrics and Gynecology Online:/kloc-born in October, I hope the mother and son are safe: one person goes in and two people come out to see the hero cross-approval: Sure enough, a pediatrician is safe.

The upper part of nephrology: anterior urethra, posterior urethra, is it sick? Lower part: left kidney, right kidney, anuria, easy to lose. The key is urine.

The upper part of orthopedics: non-carpenter, non-stonemason, sawing and hammering the lower part at a time: doctor? Is it a robber? Always bind your hands and feet: knives and axes are affectionate.

The first part of anesthesiology: you can numb your hands and feet with a shot; The second part: you will be unconscious immediately after blowing one breath; Part II: It won't hurt.

Urological surgery: two tubes can reach the sky, two tubes can go into the water: one knife exposes the root of life. Questioning: the merits of Dayu

7 Hepatobiliary Department Part I: Take care of your heroes, you will be discouraged when you come here. The second part: advise men, women and children not to be wicked: if it is broken, there will be no forensic doctor.

8 Thoracic Surgery Online: Dig your heart and dig your lungs, but don't be ruthless. Downward: I feel refreshed by drawing blood and bleeding.

9 E.N.T. Department Part I: blazing with anger, who is good at observing birth, aging, illness and death Part II: Having pleasant ears and always listening to right and wrong grievances: Be clear.

10 brain surgery part 1: open the head and draw blood, only a headache can be cured; The second part: follow the ditch and manage the nerves, but the mind is the most difficult to guess: open it and have a look.

1 1 ICU department part I: intensive care, showing the true colors of heroes part II: super monitoring, but the charge is too expensive.

12 Department of Gastroenterology Part I: Austrian nail cyanide, which can be used to make acid; The second part: the ball of gastric antrum is prone to ulcer; This is the right symptom.

13 general surgery part 1: frequently asked about diet, a group of rectal people part 1: always hot and cold, no problem: did you fart?

14 The first part of pediatrics cries, but the villain trips over the adults. The second part: seven floors and eight floors, with more extra beds than beds. Just too busy.

15 Respiratory Department Part I: Phlegm in the larynx, dry singing and wet singing in chorus Part II: Inflammation in the lungs, coughing up pus, phlegm, blood and phlegm: dyspnea

Horizontal comment on hospital couplet 8: wisdom and diligence

Part I: Master skillfully creates white jade.

Bottom line: Gold comes from the fertile soil of dense land.

Horizontal examination and approval: prevention first

Part I: Planned immunization to protect children from diseases.

Downward: cooperative medical care gives villagers medicine to eat.

Horizontal criticism: as long as it doesn't hurt.

Part one: A needle can numb hands and feet.

Bottom line: take a breath and immediately lose consciousness.

Horizontal criticism: merits and demerits lie in the future.

The first part: wrap the autumn wind for thousands of people to prevent diseases.

Bottom line: Go into every house and enjoy the spring rain to protect the people.

Horizontal batch: it must be clear.

The first part: blazing with anger, who is good at observing birth, aging, illness and death.

Bottom line: two ears are downwind, and you often hear about right and wrong.

Horizontal approval: Mulberry blessing

The first part: healthy people and good methods, fluoride removal and water improvement do not blacken teeth.

Bottom line: it's as far as it goes, and it's white for epidemic prevention and disease eradication.

Horizontal batch: if it is broken, there will be no forensic doctor.

Part one: Take care of your hero, you will be discouraged when you get here.

The second part: advise men, women and children not to be bad.

Horizontal criticism: stay awake

Part one: crazy, stupid, stupid, stupid.

Part II: Confused paralysis, flaccid intracranial hemorrhage

Horizontal batch: open it.

The first part: open the brain to draw blood. Only a headache can be easily cured.

Bottom line: follow the ditch and manage the nerves. Only the brain is the hardest to guess.