Jingle love quotes

1. In order to master one more skill of eating, I am going to start practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

2. An expert should look at the doorway, and when traveling, look at the sidewalk.

3. The index sticks to the mountains, and the funds flow into the sea. Because of lack of clairvoyance, one floor is lost.

4. I used to have long and cool hair, like Beethoven, but it was you who touched me, and I turned into Zidane. If you touch me again, I will turn into Ronaldo!!!

5. Not wearing enough clothes is to show off your figure; not eating enough is to maintain your figure.

6. Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend;

7. WC slogan: Close to civilization, close to convenience.

8. Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know.

9. The water pipe burst and I had no water for several days, so I turned on the faucet, hoping to know the water as soon as possible. Who would have known that the damn water company would release water in the middle of the night and the house would be flooded.

10. I am not afraid of the sky or the earth, but I am afraid that the teacher will come to my house. Sit on my pier, drink my tea, and my mother will beat you as soon as the teacher leaves

11. The college entrance examination chain test: the boy is tested in July, the father is tested in August (for relationships), and the ticket is tested in September ( Pay tuition fees).