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Has anyone ever had a fight with a polar bear?

Yes, in 1991, I traveled to the Arctic alone and flew to Barrow, the northernmost town in Alaska. As soon as I got off the plane, someone told me that an Eskimo boy named Stocker was eaten by a polar bear. I was shocked after hearing this, but still a little skeptical. The man took me to a house, pointed to a fresh bear skin and said to me: "This is the skin of a man-eating polar bear. It has been killed by hunters." I felt very complicated at the time. I am afraid of being eaten by polar bears, but I also want to see this behemoth called the "King of the Arctic" and see what it looks like. Later, I stayed at the American Arctic Scientific Expedition Base. One day, I am going on a field trip. The Eskimo boy who accompanied me, Hai Rui, took out his shotgun and loaded the bullet, as if he was going to the battlefield. I was a little dissatisfied and thought: "How can there be so many polar bears? Why are they so nervous?" I was thinking as I opened the door. I looked up and saw a few big words written on the door: "Have you got your gun?" ?" I was stunned for a moment. After I stepped out of the door, I saw another big sign: "Have you loaded the bullet?" Then I realized that Hai Rui was not making a fuss, but was acting according to the rules. That night we both stayed in a tent. Hai Rui inserted several wooden poles around the tent, and then wrapped a white wire around it, which was 30 centimeters above the ground, encircling the entire tent and connecting it to an alarm. Hai Rui explained: "This is an early warning device. Once a polar bear touches it, the bell will ring." When sleeping, he put the shotgun within reach and said with a smile: "We must do it at any time." Be prepared, the polar bear may come to visit at any time. "That night, the wind outside was rising and falling, and Hai Rui was snoring. I was lying in my sleeping bag with ice and snow underneath me. I was cold and scared. I couldn't sleep because I was worried about polar bears. Later, after finally getting over it, the ringing suddenly started ringing loudly. I jumped up and reached out to touch the gun, but I heard Hai Rui say from outside: "I'm sorry, professor! It was me who accidentally touched the alarm, not a polar bear. Just sleep peacefully!" Polar Bear Why should we eat people? A week has passed and we have not seen the polar bears, only their footprints. Returning from the field trip, I met the chief scientist, Dr. Tom Allport, who had just finished dealing with polar bear cannibalism. "Why do polar bears eat people?" I asked puzzledly, "Don't they know how powerful humans are?" "Because they are hungry." Tom shrugged, "In the eyes of polar bears, humans are just like other animals. It’s their food, like this polar bear.” He pointed to the picture of the killed polar bear on the table, “It hasn’t found food for a long time, and it doesn’t have any fat in its body, so when it sees it. People pounced on them, which is called being hungry." It turned out that the poor Eskimo boy and his girlfriend were walking on the street, and suddenly a polar bear jumped out. The young man protected his girlfriend with his body and pulled out a knife from his waist to resist, but the polar bear threw him to the ground and dragged her away. When his girlfriend found the hunter and followed him all the way, the polar bear was eating the young man in the wild. The hunter killed the polar bear, which was two and a half meters long and weighed 260 kilograms, and transported it and the boy's remains back to the village. As chief scientist, Dr. Tom Allport was asked to handle the funeral affairs. He dissected the polar bear and found about 50 pounds (about 22.7 kilograms) of human structural tissue from the polar bear's stomach. An autopsy showed that the polar bear was so skinny that there was almost no fat in its body. Therefore, it can be concluded that the reason why it actively attacks people is mainly due to extreme hunger. "It's so scary!" I murmured with lingering fear as my scalp went numb after hearing this. "Polar bears are so scary! They are really the most ferocious animals!" Dr. Tom Allport didn't seem to agree with my point of view. He shook his head. He shook his head and said: "No! Polar bears are just an animal, and they also have the right to survive. In their eyes, humans, like other animals, are food. If you really want to know more about polar bears, you might as well visit Hai Rui's Dad, old Harry, will tell you many stories about polar bears." Source: Encyclopedia Knowledge