What jokes have you made about sentence breakage?

A buddy and we went to a high-end hotel for dinner. We had a great time. The buddy said, "Bring the best wine in your store." The waiter took it out and said, "Sir, this is 8888 yuan." My buddy took a sip. The wine was stuck, "Open,, open," and "bang" opened it directly. The buddy suddenly woke up and shouted, "You're kidding!" So we had no choice but to make this meal.