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English is not allowed in?

1, no admittance: no admittance.

Children under five years old are not allowed to enter: children under five years old are not allowed to enter.

3. Admission by invitation: No admission.

4. Non-official access: non-public access.

5. declined to visit: declined to visit.

6. Hands off: Don't touch it.

7. Queue to buy tickets here: queue to buy tickets here.

8. Tickets can't be changed or refunded: once sold, tickets are not refundable.

9. Free admission: Free admission.

10, ticket holders only: admission by ticket.