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Today, I saw a notice with the title "slogan of China Family Planning Association to collect three children".

I found many netizens' brain hole replies, and I use them to reward you:

Humor and ridicule: If you want to be rich and have more children, then plant fewer trees!

Make a fortune: three women and three flowers, and the bride price is the big winner!

Threatening: If you don't have three children, no one will bury you after death!

Looking to the future: it's good to have many children and have children early, and three children support the elderly!

Passion: the greatness of life, three glories!

Self-entertainment type: one child is not too few, two children are not too many, three children fight landlords, and four children play mahjong tables!

Poetic and picturesque: after 70, we should strive to have more children and be carefree in our later years. 1980 years later, don't be afraid, pull out your gun and aim at the target again. 1990 years later, at the right time, it's time to spend a full moon to raise a baby.

Pessimistic disappointment: hurry to have more children, and cattle and horses will live forever!

Self-motivated: one child is poor, two children are rich, three children and four children live in a villa!

Superb wisdom: two heads are better than one!

Thoughtful: there are three treasures in the family, and there is always a good result!

Get it straight: let her have a baby! Let her eat! Let her eat!