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Sina's slogan
Microsoft: This is Microsoft's latest cpu cooling tool. If you haven't updated the windows xxpp ice in front of your house, you won't be able to use the windows xxpp series platform.
Apple: We can sell it like Microsoft, and our mac should also have this platform, which can cool down with ice and extend it to the North Pole.
Netease: We can let Eskimos use our ice cubes inadvertently first, and then secretly deduct money from their mobile phones; Or put ice cubes in all posts in our 163 community, only applicable to Arctic users.
Sina: We do what Netease does. We know Eskimos better than they do.
Sohu: Look at the situation of the two upstairs, and then we will decide.
Tencent: Let them use it first, and then start charging after using a certain number of Eskimos.
Shanda: In the agency, we must ensure the source and sharing method of ice. Only in this way can we monopolize the operation of Eskimos.
Jinshan: We promised to sell ice cubes to 800 million Eskimos.
Objective: We sell ice and send cars.
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