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What did the stewardess say in the cabin that needed the passengers' attention?

1, "Ladies and gentlemen, our plane has begun to descend. Please fasten your seat belt, adjust the seat back, put away the small table board and keep the blinds open. Please turn off your mobile phone and all electronic devices. Later, we will dim the cabin lights. Thank you! "

The plane is about to take off. Please remember your seat belt and don't walk in the aisle. And turn off mobile phones and computers with wireless Internet access or turn off network signals. We apologize for the delay caused by the thunderstorm and wish you a pleasant journey.

Ladies and gentlemen: In order to ensure your safety, the cabin attendant will now introduce the safety facilities of this plane to you. This flight is non-smoking. In order to ensure the safety and cleanliness of the cabin environment and not endanger the health of other passengers, smoking cigarettes, e-cigarettes and similar products are prohibited in the aircraft cabin and bathroom. Do not damage the smoke detector in the bathroom.

The safety belt is in your seat. When in use, insert the connector into the lock catch and adjust the tightness as required. When unlocking, first open the lock and pull out the connector. Please fasten your seat belt when the plane bumps during take-off, landing and flight, and the "Fasten your seat belt" indicator light is on. When the oxygen mask is stored above your seat, the cabin pressure will be released and the mask will automatically fall off.

5. In order to ensure the normal operation of the aircraft navigation communication system, please don't use portable computers during the take-off and descent of the aircraft, and please don't use electronic devices such as mobile phones, remote control toys, electronic game machines, CD players and electronic audio receivers during the whole voyage. ?

The plane will take off soon, and now there is a cabin attendant for security check. Please sit down, fasten your seat belt and put away your seat and small table. Please make sure that your hand-carried articles are put on the luggage rack or under the seat. This flight is non-smoking. Please don't smoke during the flight. )?