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1. The red building is a stone edge, the broken bridge is a snake edge, the serial studio is a fox edge, the butterfly is a butterfly edge, and the west building is a white edge. How can life be missed?

2. Life insurance: What matters is not your death, but the way you die, which once again proves that money has grasped the weakness of life (a new entry in Devil's Dictionary).

3, can not say, can not cry, is the most bitter (life).

4. Lie down if you fall (some pessimists).

The secret of pain is to have leisure time to worry about whether you are happy or not. Asking for trouble

6. The real question is not whether your spouse is the best candidate, but whether you try to be the best candidate for your spouse (Happy Marriage Bible).

7. There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

8. Toad wants to eat swan meat. Well done, little one has ambition (educating the next generation in this way).

9. Being rich is not having more, but wanting less. A new concept of wealth.

10, a beautiful woman is not necessarily really beautiful. An ugly woman will be mysterious and beautiful if she looks at it for a long time. Beautiful women will become unattractive one day. An unattractive woman is still unattractive. The law of beauty for women.

1 1. If a man is a car, then love is the accelerator, marriage is the brake, and an affair is repainting (drive fast and pay attention to safety).

12, smart women will buy enough goods, dress themselves up as goods, and then wait for men to shop at home. Peaches can be rewarded.

13, a product is guaranteed not to break down in a few days, that is to say, it will break down in a few days (subtext of modern product manuals).

The only advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

15, you can offend busy people because they don't have time to dispute with you; Never offend idle people, because they have time to deal with you. Never offend idle people.

16, the highest level of eating buffet: help the wall in, help the wall out (a big truth).

17, if you can't change your appearance, then you can change your expression (not beautiful, but also cute).

18, men haven't seen the lotus for a long time, and began to feel the beauty of peony.

19, more important than bathing sauna is brainwashing. Not taking a bath will stink, and not brainwashing will be eliminated by the times (we often forget this).

20. Don't trust your memory too much. People inside don't necessarily miss you that much (travel with memories instead of living with them).

2 1, if you marry a smart and wise wife, you will get happiness; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher. Marriage is good.

22. Unmarried girls like boys who spend money for themselves; Married women like men who lose money for themselves. The difference between a girl and a woman.