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What small animals are there on the happy writing map? What are they doing? Imagine what they would say.
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There is a "twittering" sound in the forest. Who is discussing? It turns out that the annual animal environmental protection conference has already begun.
The woodpecker flew up with his medical bag on his back, exhausted, and told his story: A few days ago, I received an emergency rescue letter from my mother's uncle, so I immediately rushed there and started the action. Suddenly, a group of loggers came here, some with chainsaws, some with axes and some watching the progress.
Without saying a word, they immediately began to work, and a large number of trees fell down. Fortunately, I ran fast, or I would have been crushed into a meat pie. I had no place to rest all the way, so I could finally rest.
Du Fu also came here and started its story. As soon as it opened its mouth, everyone was shocked. The cuckoo's voice became very hoarse. Do you know that cuckoo is a singer in the forest!
Its voice used to be euphemistic, but now it is like this. Du Fu said: "I used to practice my voice in trees every day, but now I have built a factory next to the forest, and the chimney on it keeps smoking." Over time, I have been breathing this air and my voice has become like this. "
The caterpillar crawled slowly, covering its stomach, huh? How did the fat caterpillar become black and thin before? It also began to complain bitterly: "I am starving, because of the excessive pollution of human beings, the leaves are covered with dirty and thick dust." As long as I take a bite, my stomach will hurt for three days and nights. I was so hungry yesterday that I took a bite and my stomach ached for a long time. I can't do it. I'm going to the toilet again ... "
Finally, the little fish swam over and said with tears, "A few days ago, I was still playing with my friends. I play hide-and-seek in the water grass, play under the water, and smear under the stone. Suddenly, a stream of black sewage devoured my little friend like a black devil. Fortunately, I ran fast and escaped. "
The next day, I went back to that place and found a tragic scene. All my friends are floating face down on the water. "
Man, if you are destroying the environment, the consequences will be the same as ours! Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility!
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