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MLM Girl: In another year or so, I can live a good life

This is a true story.

Mr. Q is my college roommate. He is from the south. After graduation, he worked in a state-owned enterprise in his hometown.

He told me a story about how he mistakenly entered an MLM den:

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One day, Mr. Q added a girl from out of town on QQ , it was just a simple chat at the beginning, but the more we chatted, the more we became attached to each other, and we felt like we had met so late.

After more than a month of getting to know each other, the girl claimed that her family ran a canteen and invited him to hang out for a few days. At the same time, she introduced him to an uncle who runs a company and does projects. It happened that he was quite frustrated at work during that time, and he wanted to leave his job at one point. He simply went out to relax and see the girl he was longing for, and maybe he would also meet the person of his career.

After arriving, the girl picked him up at the station, took him to the surrounding attractions, and then returned to the girl's house together.

On the way to her community, there were slogans about cracking down on pyramid schemes everywhere. Mr. Q suddenly felt wary. After all, it was a meeting between netizens. Could it be a scam? And this place looked more and more strange, but I still chose to believe the girl and followed her.

After arriving home, the girl’s mother opened the door.

The first sentence was:

Don’t you know that our place is an area hardest hit by pyramid schemes?

Mr. Q was startled and had an ominous premonition.

Immediately afterwards, the girl's mother changed the subject and started to praise him fiercely, saying that he had courage, courage and insight, and would be someone who would do great things in the future. She almost praised him to the sky.

The young man who praised me looked confused and secretly happy.

I haven’t been praised like this in more than 20 years, but I still like the girl’s mother. It’s so exciting.

In the beginning, it was the girl who showed him around.

I saw a splendid building and thought, this is our project.

We went to the star-rated hotel and pointed out at the door that this is also ours, and we are renting it to them to build a hotel.

Going to various construction sites, well, we have invested in these projects, not much, just tens of millions.

After taking him around for a few days, he found that the entire city seemed to be "our".

Everywhere.

Then someone told him some stories as an introduction, and finally came up with a Sunshine Project, saying it was some kind of national secret plan, with an investment of 3,280 yuan and a return of 16 million yuan.

Opportunity only favors the brave. You see slogans against pyramid schemes everywhere in the community. Do you know why?

In fact, this project is supported by the state, but it is afraid that too many people will come to take a share of the pie, so it has no choice but to explicitly prohibit it and covertly support it.

Look at the news that MLM dens have been taken down from time to time in the media. This is to create such an illusion. In fact, those people are arrested just for show and will be released soon. This is all smoke. I am afraid that too many people will invest in it and the project will collapse.

Only the most courageous and courageous people dare to join this national project.

Only these people have a chance to win a better future.

And today, you are here, with this opportunity.

Come on, come on, let's fly together.

Ever since, Mr. Q finally determined what kind of existence he had fallen into.

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The girl is born in 1995. After finishing high school, her mother brought her to participate in this "career", along with her father and grandparents. Together with my 7-year-old brother, *** lives here together. It is a very warm and happy big family.

According to her own story, her hometown is Chongqing. Her family used to do business and the conditions were not bad. Later, her father's business failed and she owed a lot of foreign debt, so her mother went out to work with her friends.

A few years later, my mother began working on “projects” with friends.

Later, her mother brought the whole family over.

There are many "like-minded" people living in the community where they rent.

Next, there was a violent brainwashing class. When everyone saw a new guy coming, they all came over to chat with him if they had anything to do, and chatting turned into class.

That’s really everyone.

Mr. Q said that in his life, except in hospitals, he had never seen such a complicated group of people.

There is a bank employee who has worked hard all his life and is about to retire.

There are high school students who dropped out of school as teenagers.

There are also honest old farmers in their sixties.

They come from all over the world and have different accents, but they get along very harmoniously. They help each other and are warm and harmonious, which makes people miss the old neighborhood relationship.

I won’t hit you or scold you, I’ll be nice to you, I’ll take you to play with me, and I won’t restrict your freedom.

During this period, he was constantly instilled with "project" ideas and persuaded him to join the group, but he remained indifferent.

During this period, a leader came over and had a special talk with him. In just a few words, whether he joined the project or not was related to whether he was an upright, responsible, filial, and responsible person. on the topic of men.

He thought about it later and was afraid for a while that Ya's mind-attacking skills were too powerful.

Fortunately, Mr. Q has always advocated freedom and independence. He is also a knowledgeable person, he knows a little about philosophy, art, history, politics and everything else.

Especially since I am naturally arrogant, I have been secretly unhappy since the first time I realized that someone was actually teaching me a lesson. What the hell are you doing? A teenager can teach me a lesson? Are rural housewives here talking to me about national policies?

Deeply dismissive.

Later, everyone discovered that this person was too stubborn and could not clear his mind at all. His lessons were not easy to listen to, and he did not want to make progress or make progress. In addition, new people continued to join, so everyone gradually ignored him. Got him.

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In the end, Q Jun Yue felt more and more bored and aggrieved. In the past, he could skip a class without any trouble in college, but now he provides one-on-one tutoring every day, but that group of people So good to you.

So, he proposed to go back.

The girl said, since you want to leave, there is nothing we can do, so I will send you off.

At the train station, the girl took her seven-year-old brother to see him off. He persuaded her to leave and go back to her hometown. The girl smiled bitterly, suddenly raised her head, and said to him: "In another year or so, I can live a good life."

He later recalled that, in fact, when chatting with the girl, he could feel that there was a hidden hatred in the girl's words when talking about her mother.

Maybe the girl vaguely knows what she is doing now, just like a group of people dreaming a dream. The dream is so beautiful that waking up is an unbearable price in itself, or in other words, The fear of a broken dream kept her from waking up.

Then just let the dream come true.

You can never wake up a person pretending to be asleep, let alone a group of people.

Before leaving, Mr. Q couldn't bear it and secretly gave the little boy 50 yuan to buy snacks.

On the train leaving, he took a long puff of cigarette, and remembering the girl’s eyes flashing with regret or the light of hope when she said those words, he cruelly deleted the girl. All contact details.

He himself was like a person recovering from a serious illness. When he walked out of the ward and breathed in the fresh air, he felt an indescribable sadness, a bit regretful, and a bit relieved.

Later he learned that MLM is divided into two factions, the Northern and Southern factions. The Southern faction controls ideas, while the Northern faction controls personal freedom. Controlling your thoughts is even more deceptive. It always treats you well and brainwashes you. Sometimes it makes you unable to defend yourself, unable to resist, and you fall into it without knowing it.

Fortunately, the person he met was the Southern faction. Mr. Q’s mind was strong enough and he was able to escape unscathed. If it's the Northern faction, that's going to be bad. Even though I have muscles, my force value is really not high, and I'm outnumbered.

Now, he still often thinks of the girl’s harmonious and warm family, her enthusiastic mother, her father who loves to sing hometown tunes, her innocent and lovely younger brother, her taciturn grandfather, and her splendid cooking skills. When the Chongqing cuisine grandma finally wakes up from her dream, what will become of this family and this beauty?

He seemed to hear some ordinary precious broken sound.

Thinking about it is endlessly sad.